The Virtual Yo-Yo

“As a point of reference, Dunandan, maybe you should have use the phrase "Please cease and desist".”

“This is so wrong. Do I post garbage on the 'wilderness haiku' thread? Oh wait a minute...”

“Back up!”

“Be forewarned, someday I will crawl out of your pack and bite you on your left foot.”

“hopefully the mark you leave will be, miraculously, in the form of a haiku. and permanent! moooooaahaahaahaa...”

“Get up”

“Virtual yo-yo
Arise and do your good work
The string draws tighter”

“pity poor Dun-dan
hated due to haiku and
virtual yo-yo”

“Lyra, didn't you mean to spell that "B-O-N-G" ?”

“CAN YOU HEAR THE SCREAMS OF PURE ANGUISH AS THE MASSES DECRY THE INHUMANITY OF THIS MISTAKE OF ELECTRONIC IMPULSES?
All sanity takes place on the haiku thread.”

“Shouldn't this tread be linked to this site ?”

“Can you simultaneously be a yo-yo champ and be taken seriously as a human being?”

“I never forget an old thread.”

“Bo-zo”

“Vile thread of Fiddle
Damnable bouncing, up, down
Enforce the rules, Matt!”

“bird too tiny

bird too tiny

bird too tiny

bird too tiny

bird too tiny”

“Wwwweeeeee!”

“Pop a yo”

“Time ... to walk ... the dog!”

“Round the world!”

“Walking the dog”

“Cotton string is tight
Orb rebounds into my hand
Repeat as needed”

“Once more again
We pull the spinning yo-yo
up and let it drop”

“.”

“I haven't seen this guy forever

what's this 10-10-02 crap, lol... i think the string broke on this stupid thing”

“Dust it off and bring it back











up






and then let it







slowly down again”

“up!”

“"middle" going d
o
w
n





n”

“I thought there was a truce between the Haiku's and the Yo-Yo's. Guess this will renew the gang war.......”

“sprong


the new gear that I really wish someone would design: a hat with fake moose antlers that are moved independently by two small motors that are controlled by sensors attached to ones ears - wiggle an ear and the antler on that side will "wave"”

“friday”

“If there is still enough spin the yoyo will climb back up the string right into your hand.”

“I thought we had a truce.
This calls for Haiku retaliation!”

“GAWD

Not The Yo-Yo!

And The Haiku!


AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE!!!! KLEIN BOTTLE HAIKU!!!






bottle of one side

holds nothing and ev'rything;

no one understands”

“Hey, I got help some science geek make one of those back in HS!”

“Are we outside the bottle... or inside?

Does it have any sides?


BWAAH-HAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaaaa...”

“How to best revenge?
Haiku infested yo-yo!
Not just living well.”

“fwiiip!”

“Infecting yo-yo
With high-grade extra strength haiku?
Job for Dunadan”

“dang yo-yo, i thought it was gone for good.”

“Up she goes”

“The yo-yo just isn't getting as much action as it used to.”

“How do they keep doing that for so long and not get tired? I mean, I've been watching these guys for more than hour and they've yet to show any signs of wear.”

“It's the crack, man. It's the crack.”

“Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it...”

“Virtual Yo-Yo
Is Violin's favorite
Thread of the whole lot

But what is this now?
Haiku rears its ugly head
In Fiddleboy's fave”

“Or written out like normal people would:


Virtual Yo-Yo is Violin's favorite thread of the whole lot. But what is this now? Haiku rears its ugly head in Fiddleboy's fave.


Looks really lame, huh?


Stop debasing an ancient art form you obviously have no appreciation for.”

“That's life Violin
You get the bad and ugly
With all of the good”