You all suck! I'm leaving

“Really my mother wants me to go to boston with her to help unload my sisters crap at Boston Colege. I don't want to go, but I have to. I'll be back thursday.











Most of you don't suck”

“Have fun in Bean Town!”

“Ahhh... Come on. You can find an internet connection at the college or at a cafe, can't you?”

“Is your sister hot?”

“Yeah...let's see a pic of her!”

“I'll be dring through Boston on Friday, maybe I can help her out?

OK, ok, rule #4985 of the HMWH code states -"No lusting after college aged sisters of members"

Damn!”

“When I saw the thread title I thought of newgirl.”

“so, where's the pic?”

“Ice Tea seems different after his summer. Think he lost his cherry?”

“Dayhiker: lol.. I did also!!..”

“Buddha - you really need a girlfriend, don't you???”

“let's see a pic, tara!”

“I didn't mean me... I'm taken.

Once I get my pictures back from my trip last week I plan to figure out how to scan and send one in.”

“lol Dayhiker!

Ice Tea, I'm gonna miss ya *tear*

But if you post a trip report when you get back, i'll forgive you”

“Tara is taken, and her b/f is a nice guy. I must say, with all due respect John, that Tara is a hottie, as perscribed by the HMWH code of "hotties".

BTW- I don't need a girlfreind Tara, I need girlfreinds!”

“you neid a dictionary!”

“I say we rip that rule out of the rule book. No one reads the rules anyway.”

“#4985 (amended) of the HMWH code states -"Lusting after college aged sisters of members is required."”

“I second the motion.

(i before e except after c.... fuk)”

“i'm blushing... thanks for the compliment BB.

If I know of any ladies looking for a "date", I'll send them your way!”

“tarabull: the only ladies I know of "looking for a date" are the ones who charge for their company.. don't you know some cute sweet ones who are willing?

*lol*”

“I've known a few in my time. But, I suppose as we get older the number of available ladies begins to dwindle.”

“I could loan ya a couple bucks, TD.”

“Tarabull: After a certain age if you are available.. you are either:

1) Ugly
2) B*tch
3) Lying

hehe.. so ya.. I know what you mean..

=======================

bacpac: do you think 10 dollars would get me much action?”

“Would the loan require a "trip" report?”

“TownDawg, maybe a handjob in Thailand.”

“Sounds like a taker TD!”

“that's what i thought!”

“lipstick hiker: my GOSH girl!!.. how your mind WARPs so quickly.. :)”

“LH forgot to add
....from a guy”

“lippysticky, do me first. you take checks?”

“You have an opportunity to get outta Jersey for a few days? Rejoice, boy!”

“yea, what gojo said!!”

“Who would have guessed this was Ice's thread? I thought it would have read...

You al such, I'm leafing..............”

“TownDawg, which one are you, 1, 2 or 3? Me? I'm 4) smart enough to get out and even smarter for avoiding the opposite sex. :o)”

“Towndawq, I just noticed your name is dawq and not dog, sorry. As for sexual references, my mind has been warped by illness.

Militiaboy, you should know better, cash up front.

BaSO4, LMAO.”

“Sunshine: LOL... I'm just a TownDawg.. nothing but a towndawg..

Lipstick Hiker: We dawgs don't claim the dogs; different species entirely.”

“Handjob in Thailand by Jack Meoff, now number 6 on the NY Times Best Seller list.”

“I'm back.

Trip report.

Boston....The Bearly 18, hot chick meca.”

“Tell us all about it Tea. Don't leave ANYTHING out.”

“Right up your alley, son! Anyone older and she could be prosecuted!”

“Trip report in Detail:


(. ) ( .)
\ /
( )
Y”

“Ice, your woman don't look too good, LMAO. I guess it's okay for your first time out, lol.”

“That's because she's "bearly 18".”

“Yes, it certainly looks like she might be a bit out of kilter. Then again, maybe she fit Ice Tea just right.”

“nothing a few well-placed arrows wouldn't fix, i'm sure...”

“lol, see ya'll tomorrow”

“Hey wait! I'm leaving too!

HIKE MAINE

”

“Well wasn't that just special.”