The College Football thread

“After reading the article, I will say "Roll Tide" takes on a whole new meaning.”

“My favorite part of the whole story:

"The woman, who declined comment when asked if she was paid
for the evening, said that the threesome engaged "in some pretty
aggressive sex." She said that at one point she and her female
companion decided to add a little levity to the activity: "We
started screaming 'Roll Tide!' and he was yelling back, 'It's
rolling, baby, it's rolling.""”

“No rule #1 is DENY DENY DENY!!

Rule #2 is never write anything down and never take pictures.”

“Just thinking about this cracks me up. I can't stop chuckling. Dayhiker, take solace in the fact that Price wasn't a good ole southern boy. Even a good ole redneck would of had more sense.”

“Our saying at the office is "If you're gonna be stupid, you'd better be tough."”

“You better hope Mike Shula can figure out the new offense better than Price could handle his hookers.”

“Oh My! Chili is really enjoying this.”

“I on a "roll"..........LMAO”

“chili, did you see the "it's rolling baby, it's rolling" clothing link I sent? The thongs were perfect.”

“don't you just love capitalism?”

“about at least one thing. I don't care how drunk Mike Price was, he would have never told her "you are the most beautiful woman ever".

More like, "you're the ugliest stripper ever" Dude, she's knappy.”

“If a man's gonna blow 10 million on a lap dance and some hookers, they could at least be halfway good looking. She would have to pay me to watch her strip.”

“but hey, I already knew that.

He took the Bama job, what else did he need to do?”

“Auburn people like to talk to themselves.”

“This is from Jim Rome's website:

And then there’s Lori “Destiny” Boudreaux…

I don’t think that was Destiny’s first day on the job. I don’t think she’s new to that business. I didn’t know that they had strip joints for senior citizens. Don’t get me wrong, it would have been just as tragic if Price got played by some unbelievable hottie. It still would have been unbelievably stupid, but nobody is going to have any sympathy for him choosing Destiny. So Price is not only stupid, but blind as well.

Destiny has been around the block a few thousand times. I don’t know how she brought down the coach of Alabama, and I definitely don’t know how she held down her job as a stripper. I’m guessing strippers have been deregulated in Pensacola. There’s no rent control, no stripper-control and Mike Price is more stupid than I originally thought. Because Destiny is the oldest, most-worked woman in stripping.

You never want to come out and say someone is not easy on the eyes, but you mean to tell me that this guy gave up the job of a lifetime for THAT? Have you seen it? It’s not some 19 or 20 year old with an unbelievable body who turned a 56 year old guy inside out. That is not what this story is about. Destiny has thousands of miles on her odometer and nobody cared to try to roll it back. Destiny hasn’t had a tune up or in quite some time. I know that sounds harsh, but if you’ve seen the pics, she is harsh. I’m being consistent with the pictures.

I just can not believe that Price gave up his career for THAT. She looks like one of the Pirates of the Caribbean.

‘Yo ho yo ho, a stripper’s life for me.’

Hope that was worth it.

It would still be wrong, but if the woman looked like Anna Kournikova for example, guys amongst themselves would have a bit more sympathy. But nobody is having this conversation about ‘Destiny of the Caribbean’.

Part of being a stripper is the way you look. It is one of the few job requirements for a stripper. You don’t have to be smart, you don’t have to have goals in life, you don’t even need to have references. All you really need is to be somewhat attractive. And in that sense, I don’t know how Destiny had a job in the first place.”

“Price's wife is much hotter than the chick he banged in P'cola.”

“Excuse me, that's ALLEGEDLY banged. No wonder you aren't a defense attorney any more...Sheesh.”

“Anybody who tells a hooker that "it's rolling, baby, it's rolling" is banging her.”

“Fair enough”

“Man! What a time to be unable to trade witticisms with you sports curmudgeons.
My personal opinion is that Eustachy and Price made their own fate. Nobody is without mistakes, but you can learn to have a little more disgression than either of these two bozo's.
I think Bama will be much better off with Shula than Mike Price any day.”

“Cocoa doesn't say much but when he does he gets on a roll.”

“heheheheh... arky said "on a roll"

Can someone gimme a link to Destiny... so to speak?? LOL! I wanna see this ugly wench.”

“jimrome.com had pictures at one time.


finebaum.com had some good ones as well. One pic he had was the billboard in front of the strip club. The sign now says "Home of the $10,000,000 lap dance"

The owner of the club said that his bar was just a bunch of friends, "we're like Cheers with tits..." That was the best quote in the whole SI article.”

“The finebaum link compared her to Dee Snyder of Twisted Sister fame. Cocoa called that one in the office and then a couple days later out came the pics.”

“At Ohio State, Tressel could sleep with a harem of strippers, pay for them using an OSU credit card, and then puke in the president's lap. If he were fired people would burn the state down.

This message was brought to you by YOUR 2002 Undefeated, NCAA College Football National Champions, The Ohio State Buckeyes. :)”

“living larger Buddha ... that is until Sept 13th”

“i.........hate football”

“No one wants to go to a strip club with the biggest coach in college football. I'm talkin' about the one and only Mark Mangino of Kansas. I'll put his waist band up against your coach's any day of the week!”

“Who's a$$ are we going to kick on the 13th?”

“LOL, Dunny!!! A BIG guy, huh? What's he weigh??”

“Some Tennessee, Georgia, Auburn and Alabama fans decided that black-and-white school colors were a bit too dull. So they called upon God to give them colors that would truly represent them.

First, the Tennessee fans stepped before God and asked for their school's colors. God said "When I see Tennessee, I see a great big orange sun coming up over puffy white clouds.
Tennessee will be orange and white".

Next, the Georgia fans stood before God and asked for their school colors. God said, "I see a field of fertile black soil... from which will grow a beautiful field of red roses. Georgia will be black and red."

The Auburn fans were next. God said "When I think of Auburn, I see a glorious sky of blue with the bright shining orange sun shining down on them. You, my loved ones, your colors are orange and blue."

God then turned to the Alabama fans and said quite hastily, "Your colors are crimson and white."

Later, after the fans had left, St. Peter came to God and said, "Lord, as you handed out each fan's colors, you explained the origin of their colors except for the Alabama fans. I'm curious. Why crimson and white?
What do you see when you think of Alabama?"

"I see the same thing as you see," God said, "white trash and red necks”

“That't cold chili, really cold.

Do you know why UT is orange and white. That way your fans can get out of jail on Friday, pickup trash on the side of the road on Saturday, and go hunting on Sunday without changing your clothes once.

Only longtime SEC fans will get this one. Whats the difference between Mike Price and Pat Dye? Price doesn't mind going for 2!”

“Actually it is so they can go from the deer stand to the football field to the drunk tank without changing clothes....


.....at least get the story right, mister.

And yes, I get the Dye/Price joke!”

“I'm not sure of his weight, Lizzy. The university won't release any info on his weight or waist size. He gives Ralph Friedgen (sp?) a run for his money.
Anyway, I just bet $10 that KU would beat a 35-point spread against K-State this year. I hope my pride didn't make me act foolishly.”

“I would have preferred that the Mannings had been this dedicated.”

“Yall got a 4 for one deal on that. Do they all have matching Navigators?”

“Yes, I hear they are white, with Orange trim.”

“Boy that's an original haircut you got there buddy, you didn't steal that one off your bro at all did you? I wonder if the sister has the same haircut.

Val Kilmer's cool and all, but anything from Top Gun stopped being cool like 10 years ago. Whatever Iceman”

“Yeah he's got the look down. 10w30? Now, can he play in the SEC?”

“I was thinking about growing my hair out to look like the Clausen boys. Now you have went & ruined it for me.”

“As I age I'm going more for the look of Goose. I'm admiring Anthony Edwards hair more and more.”

“the Clausen legacy,,,,,UT might not survive this....”

“Over on the Chili knot thread Dunadan said something about rooting for the Jayhawks & them being a "real" team. Somebody give him a cold shower & some hot coffee. He has obviously had too much Free State beer.”

“I couldn't even muster up a response to that one. Dawn asked me if he was a lunatic.”

“Did you say, "Yes"?”

“No, I said he was obviously having a delusional moment if he thought Kansas had a football team.”

“Only slightly deranged, then...”

“I think that sums it up, bp.”

“Boy, I wasn't sure about Dawn's judge of character until she asked if Dunadan was a lunatic. They do have a football team over at State. Maybe he was just confused.”