The College Football thread

“Memphis gets a boost from the Liberty Bowl, but the real bread winner is at the Heritage Classic when Jackson State plays Tennessee State in Memphis.”

“does 90% of the town show up for that game...lol”

“62%”

“the ground can not cause a fumble”

“"Memphis gets a boost from the Liberty Bowl, but the real bread winner is at the Heritage Classic when Jackson State plays Tennessee State in Memphis."
chili36
10:38:44 AM
11/12/02

Wrong, chili breath. The biggest attraction in Memphis is Beale St., and the Rum Boogie Cafe in particular.







:D”

“The only attraction in Memphis is Beale........

but Issak Hayes new digs has surpassed Rum Boogies.....”

“What's it called?

No wait, let me guess....it's underground...and it's called "The Shaft"


Am I right?”

“No, it is on the top floor of Peabody Place Mall and is called Issak Hayes place.”

“Football is dangerous.”

“Menu looks good, but pricey. Have you eaten there, Chili?”

“Yes I have, 4 or 5 times, everything I has was really good and the atmosphere is really good

The layout of the club is where every table has a good view of the stage,,,blues and motown....

music has been exceptional”

“It's Uncle Dunny time, it's Uncle Dunny time, Bob Smith and Dunadan say howdy do to you!
(Hey, it's a rip-off of Howdy Doody, but none of the youngsters on this site are going to know.)

Yes, folks, here we go once again! Your old Uncle Dunadan who, by the way, has one of the worst teams in the USA, will pick the winners of this weeks football games with uncanny accuracy.

Let's start with the Luckeyes. They play the Fighting Illini, who are better than the Boilermakers. No sweat! Ohio State will barely beat them, also!

Texas Tech could upset Texas..............in a parallel universe! Horns win.

Iowa keeps the Gophers digging their graves.

OK, Cocoa, this one's for you. Auburn burns the Dawgs by 6! You heard it here, first. If, for some strange reason, the Tigers lose, Cocoa will carry canned goods for Dunadan on the next hike.

Tide and some other Tiger team. Hmmmmm.....Uncle Dunny finds this one very interesting. It's at the Valley of Death. LSU could make a good season out of this one. Hmmmm...... Time's up! Dunadan says that Alabama will win.

Kansas State has the Huskers at home. They had better not blow it, because this is the best chance to beat the Corns in a long time. K-State wins by 10.

Oregon beats the Huskies.
Gators win.
USC wins.
Penn State.....Did you see the effigy of a referee hung on Joe Paterno's front door? No one is saying who put it there. Nittany Lions win this week.
Colorado waits to lose a couple of early season games before they get serious every year. They are serious now, and at home. Buffs beat Cyclones.

Until next week boys and girls! Remember to wash your Nalgene bottles!”

“Oh, yes. Kansas 13, Oklahoma State 27.
Interesting note. Zach Dyer was the starting QB for the first half of the first game. Then Bill Whitemore (fomer Mr. Football from Tennessee) took over and is a solid QB. Well, the dirty cheating Tigers of Misery injured him, so Zach Dyer is going to start the last game of the season. Where has Zach been in between the first and last game? He is the leading tackler for KU's defense. This is the inner workings of a team that is strapped for talent.”

“"Let's start with the Luckeyes. They play the Fighting Illini, who are better than the Boilermakers. No sweat! Ohio State will barely beat them, also!" by Uncle Dunny

LMAO!!! SOOOOOOOOOOO true!!

I still smell a "Luckeye" loss yet this REGULAR SEASON. And I hang out with a wizard (or is he a sourcerer??)... so you can bank on it. ;-)”

“Army could get its first win of the season Saturday. They play Tulane away.”

“If they don't get it against Tulane, there is a good chance it will happen when they play Memphis the following week.”

“They might just have to wait until they play Baghdad Tech...”

“...I like football...”

“I am so proud of Dayhiker. He is really developing a real nasty SOB sports fan persona. Roooooooolllllllll TIDE!


Dunadan, you remind me more of Clarabell than Howdy. Who played Cowboy Bob? The Twelve Stooges are goin’ dowwwwn. No Chumpionship for that league of corn pones.

The tiny 10 has 3 big bad teams in the top 10. Oooooooh they must have some strong teams this year……NOT!



Now for the losers of the week:

Bama covers 2
Arizona State getting 15
Auburn getting 2.5 (good Lord a’mighty, puhleeeeze GO AUBURN)
Tennessee covers 7
Georgia Tech covers 16
Purdue covers 3.5
San Diego State getting 12.5
Maryland covers 4
Iowa covers 10


That should be enough to keep me crying after I read the game results on Sunday. Ta-ta.”

“You're right, Arc. I guess this years champion will be one of the undefeated teams from the SEC.
Those thugs from Miami are going down. I just know they are.”

“The layout of the club is where every table has a good view of the stage,,,blues and motown....

music has been exceptional"
chili36


dang chilie, get me booked in there . . . . ..ole buddy














tomorrow at 1:00, strat will be on the 30 yd line, 20 rows from the feild with a tasty buzz & an obnoxiously loud voice, watching the mighty oinkers go for their 3rd consecutive shutout against some lafayett LA girls vo-tech school.


PIG SOOIE!”

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... GAME DAY!!!

Listening to Hawkeye pre-game on the radio. I need to drive to La Crosse (in STINKIN' SNOW, might I add!!!)... will be good listening and a GOOD DAY today.

Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

LOL :-)”

“Roll Tide Roll!! I guess for the next 2 weeks I'll be a Bama fan. Dayhiker, you don't know how much this hurts but since you guys can't win the west title you might as well help us out. Chili, looks like your guys will win easily. Cocoa's Auburn boys are playing well but we need them to lose. Dunadan, what can I say. KU will get run over by the big red corn wagon but I'll be cheering for the Jayhawks. I actually own a Jayhawk t-shirt. I'll wear it today in your honor.”

“Snow is bad enough, but when it stinks I say it's time to move!

Go for it Lizs. Speaking of luck, remember the loss that mighta been for the Huskeyes! State Penn mighta been 10-0 at this point.”

“TOUCHDOWN(!!!) on the opening series. Hawks marched down the field after taking kick-off at the 4. Hawks up 7-0.

GO HAWKS!”

“9 touchdowns on opening drives in 11 games..........”

“Minnesota's opening drive.... first plat... CUT DOWN AT THE 8 YARD LINE!!

(don't worry, remember I need to leave soon.. won't be posting play-by-play all day!! LOLOL!! However, expect to be honking Jeep horn a lot!!! LOLOL)

Ooops... lost 2 on second play... hehehehe...”

“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBLE!”

“WTF's a fuble?”

“Obviously, I can't keep my Kansas schools straight. KU did put up 20 on those Cowboys.”

“so i missed a freekin m and you wanna rake me over the coals....geesh man, throw me a friggin bone people, i've been frozen for thirty years!”

“State Penn did what they hadda do.

Army lost to Too Lame, 10-7. Another game where Coach "Dingle" Berry couldn't find the pieces to the puzzle. The man needs a new career.

My Army-Navy tickets arrived in the mail today. Gooo Army, Beat Navy! Wooohooooooo. (That's the only game that REALLY matters!).”

“HOGS WIN AGAIN!”

“Larry Johnson: single game record 327 yards rushing today; also breaks State Penn season record set by Lydell Mitchell.”

“Lobos Buck History, Cougars With 20-16 Victory
Boyd Sparks Offense With 156 All-Purpose Yards

UNM's defense held BYU to just 188 yards of offense
Saturday, November 16 2002

PROVO, Utah -- The University of New Mexico turned back the clock on Saturday night as a dominating defense and ball-control offense combined to give the Lobos a 20-16 victory over Brigham Young University at LaVell Edwards Stadium. New Mexico snapped a 14-game losing streak at BYU, winning its first game in Provo since current head coach Rocky Long quarterbacked the Lobos to a 14-0 win in 1971.”

“Well Uncle Dunny, you need to say something about this one!!!! Go Tigers. To go down there and beat A&M is really STRONG. Did you know that our freshman QB has thrown for over 2000 yards and only needs one more yard to go over 1000 for the season? Do you know how many times that has been done in the NCAA? Yes, Father Goose, you old fart, I love football also.”

“All right, you little piggies. We've all but handed it to ya, so RUN WITH IT!!!”

“Did you know that our freshman QB has thrown for over 2000 yards and only needs one more yard to go over 1000 for the season?
dodder
10:55:30 PM
11/16/02

What the f^ck is that, some kind of Missouri math???”

“ahhhhhem (clearing throught)

Buckeyes Bayyyyyyyybeeeeee!”

“jury is still out....


did UT look semi good???? or is it that Miss State is that bad????”

“Miss. St. IS that bad, chili. So is S. Carolina. Both Tennessee and Florida finally played well against lousy opponents.

Congratulations Tilt! That was such an exciting game between Georgia and Auburn. A last minute victory, that means something more, is very sweet. Savor the win and represent the conference well.

SEC East Champions 13, FLORIDA GATORS 20!



Dunadan, Miami seems to have cleaned up its act under Coker. I remember when those fools got off the airplane in fatigues the year they played Penn St. for the mythical chumpionship. They even walked out of the pre-game dinner the night before the game. Boy was I glad when Penn. St. spanked 'em.

Speaking of losers: Texas, what a pretender. Well, there’s always basketball season. The twelve stooges have lots of highly ranked teams in the preseason basketball rankings… Oh wait, #4 Texas almost lost to #17 Georgia and #3 Oklahoma already lost to #8 Alabama. My bad. I guess it’ll be another WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR kind of season for those Midwest thugs. Just warmin’ up, bayyyybeeee.”

“Hey Dunny,

YEAH, What he said! Give'em hell arc.”

“Crybaby.”

“So sorry arclite...


The party's over
It's time to call it a day
They've burst your pretty balloon
And taken the moon away
It's time to wind up the masquerade
Just make your mind up the piper must be paid

The party's over
The candles flicker and dim
You danced and dreamed through the night
It seemed to be right just being with him
Now you must wake up, all dreams must end
Take off your makeup, the party's over
It's all over, my friend

The party's over

It's time to call it a day

Now you must wake up, all dreams must end
Take off your makeup, the party's over
It's all over, my friend

It's all over, my friend”

“Well, I just want to know how many times Illinois has to score before the referees call it a touchdown?????? Now I know why the football budget is so high at Columbus, Ohio. Those refs can be expensive!”

“The gift that keeps on giving.”

“Thanks you, may I have another?
WHACK!!!
Thank you, may I have another?
WHACK!!!
THANK YOU, may I have another?
WHACK!!!!!

I sure hope the NCAA doesn't re-open all of this. If they do the Ark and Georgia boys would have to be a little nervous too.”

“"a Memphian"? Is that what they call people who live in Memphis?

It sounds like you people live in the water half the time or something...”