The College Football thread

“'ooogly' like Aunt Esther?”

“Ooogly line Aunt Esther!

Eggzactly!”

“Bama kicked mucho @$$ yesterday!!!!


Roll Tide Roll!!!!!!!!!”

“Yeah, I've been to a few of the Georgia home games. They're winning, but it sure is ooogly.”

“well maybe if i knew how to do HTML you all could see that picture.... grrrrr”

“where's the pic at miss opie? hopefully it's not a crack on UT. surely somebody who is an Alabama fan wouldn't dare cut on UT. especially seeing how Alabama football sucks.

Maybe you guys can get a bowl game this year. Oh yeah, I forgot you can't b/c of violations...

Maybe next year..



oh yeah you can't that year either..lol”

“that wasn't very nice, shame on you...lol

Go UT beat Bama”

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Happy Halloween UT fans”

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“Iowa State sucks!

Notre Dame better not be ranked ahead of my Bucks when the BCS comes out tonight! They suck, and as usual are over rated.”

“The football hikers have returned. What did we miss this weekend?

Nevermind, arky hiked in with a radio and a 30 pack on Saturday....not only did we catch the games while camped on the bank of the beautiful Hurricane Creek,,,,we also had a few brewskies.....”

“The Wounded Amoebas gave Va Tech fits on Saturday. Its weird how they play so much better against top 20 teams. One of these days, they'll win one. Bring on Miami, baby!”

“Kansas scores 22!!!!! (opposition scores 47)
Kansas State loses to Texas by three.
At least I was hiking instead of watching.......”

“Rock! Chalk! Jayhawk!!!!!”

“But Dun...all that really matters is ND beat Air Force.

C'mon all you unbelievers, tell me how bad ND is...They'll just keep winning games...”

“Bongo, my man, I did, indeed, notice that Notre Dame remains..................UNBEATEN!
How about them Fighting Irish?”

“Do you know that this thread has 1,571 posts on it?
Uncle Dunadan is going to make his picks again while hoping that Miss Opie desists with her invisible pictures.......

Let's start off with a big one, OK?
Florida State is a favorite over the undefeated Irish by 10 1/2 points. Is Uncle Dunny fool enough to pick ND in this season-defining game? (The tension mounts.....) (I'm still divining the spirits.....) (prognostication is tougher than it looks.....) OK! It's Florida State by 3....HOLD IT!!....they don't have a kicker!!!....it's Notre Dame by 3. Final call.

Now, let's get Tennessee/Alabama out of the way. This one gives Uncle Dunny some real fits. He doesn't like to offend his friends and this is a no-win situation. Well, it's at Tennessee, hmmmm. But Tennessee thinks they have already blown their national championship season. Alabama has the biggest chip on their shoulders in all of college football. They are going to fight like a cornered bear. (See, Bear reference.) Dunadan says Tennesee by 10. Sorry, Dayhiker.
Miami might as well have a bye weekend.
I will not call the Ole Miss/Arkansas game. Those two teams are both unpredictable. I changed my mind...... Arkansas by 7.
The Wounded Amoebas will finally surprise someone. Rutgers by 1. Uncle Dunny is gettin' Funny.
Ohio State vs. Penn State. Another tough call, but this guy sees Joe Pa pulling it out of his ___. Ohio State's luck runs out. Penn State by 3.
Iowa State could get a good bowl game if they beat Texas. If they were in Ames, maybe. In Austin, they will lose.
Kansas State will maul the Bears in Whacko.
And, last but least, Misery is favored by 22 1/2 over the beloved Jayhawks. Uncle Dunny predicts victory for Kansas....to beat the spread. Misery by 14. I'm going to the game in Columbia with a Tiger-lover. Dunadan will be wishing on his lucky Ruby Slippers that Dorothy whips the Wicked Witch.

Until next week....I'm your Old Uncle Dunadan.”

“What?! No prediction for that big Stanford-UCLA matchup?! You mean that game isn't the focus of every serious college football fan?! I'm shocked!”

“Sorry to all of you Pack Ten fans.
UCLA by 20. Oregon by 3. Cal will upset Or St.”

“I predict UNM will have the first woman ever to play in a Division I game.”

“Check her testosterone levels before the game.”

“Jopa has no chance!”

“She's a kicker.”

“Be careful no one drops a house on YOU...”

“So, you're saying that kickers have low testosterone levels?”

“Oh Uncle Dunadan. You have given Arkansas & Tennessee the kiss of death. Arkansas just hopes to keep most of their players out of jail. While Tennessee is trying to keep their players out of the hospital. If Tennessee does win they may have to put Dayhiker in the nervous hospital. I agree with you on ND & Ohio State going down. In your honor I am picking KU to upset those mean ole Tigers. As for the PAC 10? Do they really play football on the west coast?”

“Yeah, I was going to make a reference to the TEN POUNDS OF POT, Arky. I refrained in respect for you and Parker. I hear he had a nice stash of guns, also. Those whacky football players.... boys will be boys...
Muchas gracias on the KU prediction. They could do it, but they will have to play their best game to date. Game report to follow on Monday.”

“Yeah, what's the big deal with only ten lbs.? It's not like he had a truckload or anything. Ten lbs. might only last the team a week. The man already had his degree & was in grad school. How moronic does he have to be?”

“State Penn plays Ohio State this week. I hope I love Ohio after this game. I already hate Iowa and Michigan.

Army will get beat by UAB.

Virginia plays Georgia Tech.

Iowa plays Michigan. Hey, can they both lose??? Please tell me they both can lose. Please please please.”

“Well, KU has most teams beat when it comes to brains. Did you ever read the story about our defensive star who got stuck in the Taco Bell drive-up window?”

“Kentucky wins by 3
Arkansas wins by 17
Alabama wins by 6
Auburn wins by 1

In other meaningless action:
Fresno St., Iowa, Texas A&M, USC, Colorado, AZ ST.

Dunadan, REAL football teams PLAY TO WIN not PLAY FOR PAY. Teams like mine pay teams like yours. So when teams stop wiping thier ass with Kansas we can talk then.

Just kidding, hope the Jayhawks win this week. Looks like it should be a fun game to watch, should be lots of scores.”

“i think the whole team(AR) was sampling the goods last week before the kentuky game. hell, it looked like they had a bong fest at halftime! sittin in all that rain for nuttin SUCKED! hope they clear the cobwebs & kick some ole miss ass.”

“Houston, we have a problem. My favorite line "Brooks has been kicked off the team for violating team rules". You think! I would imagine even IF Nutt didn't remove him from the team that the judicial system would. Auburn wins by 1? Cocoa is a true fan just like Dunadan.”

“like i told binkey....hwatta waste....all dat weed down da drain..”

“An assortment of automatic weapons & handguns. Buy 2 & receive 1 free box of ammo. See Houston Nutt at the Arkansas Athletic Dept. Uncle Dunadan, please tell us a story. I would love to hear how a guy got stuck in the Taco Bell drive thru.”

“Dunadan picked Bama to lose? Oh the humanity. I actually feel pretty good about this game. We seem to be coming together as a team. My biggest concern is pulling a Georgia. We came out of the Ark game very confident and then looked flat against Georgia. Now, we have another big win and if we come out flat again we'll have our ass handed to us. This should be a fun game to watch. I already have my game face on! Roll Tide. I'm predicting a 1 TD Bama win.”

“Hey, Cocoa, if we could get Auburn on our schedule, we could get another win. Deep down in your heart, you know you can't win this Saturday, but I know where you are coming from.
Arky, our defensive lineman was at the local Taco Bell on 6th street here in Lawrence. Was he under the influence of alcohol? You be the judge.
He drives up and places his order, which the employee of Taco Bell said he had to ask for three times because he was slurring his words so badly it was unintelligible. The football player gets his order and begins to yell, "Where's my chalupa? Where's my chalupa?" The employee becomes frightened, being confronted by a 275 pound defensive lineman and attempts to close and lock the drive through window. The lineman crawls out of his SUV and forces the doors open on the drive through window, then proceeds to climb through the window. The police were amazed that he could actually get his upper torso through the window, and that is how they found him, still yelling for his g-d d@m chalupa. It made the national news.”

“BTW, Cocoa, I like your picks. They could easily be correct. I don't think this is the season to be a prognosticator, unless you're doing it in the privacy of your own home.
Go Tigers!!! (get it?)”

“Thanks for being so honest in MU-KU game. Really, the way the two teams play when we go at each other..who knows who will win. But, the Tigs should win. And if we do win by the spread get ready to catch it from me. And if you BEAT us, I expect the same.

The one big difference....You lucky dog to be able to be at the game. I am jealous as hell. If you meet anybody who graduated in the early 70's ask them if they knew the Fly? I'm a young man, LOL. Dennis Harper who owns Harpo's knows me as we were there when he first started the place. It was in an old Pizza place and had about 5 tables. He was a ATO I was a KA. You might just meet some of the Fly's buddies. Have a great time and GO TIGERS!”

“Uncle Dunny avoided Iowa-Michigan.

GULP!!! GO HAWKS!! 17-6 in the third. (now I suppose I've given Iowa the kiss of death)”

“Whoops, I missed a Michigan field goal somewhere. BUT... given Iowa's touchdown moments ago, it's ---- 24 to 9 now!!! ----

YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAW!!! GO HAWKS!! (did I mention the game's at Michigan???)”

“OK.... gotta keep reporting on this!

FREAKIN' 31 to 9!!!!

boo hoo maize and blue!!!!

GO HAWKS!!!”

“34 to 9!!!”

“uhhhhh... make that:

"boo hoo gold and blue"

LMAO... UNhappy homecoming to YOU Michigan!!!

WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!”

“Just a little pressure on the Buckeyes now, eh???

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWW

HAWKS WIN AT MICHIGAN!!!!

Uncle Dunny, pick the Hawks here on out, OK???? DUH!”

“Damn shame they couldn't both lose!

Go State Penn!”