The College Football thread

“You're a class act Dayhiker. It's too bad you went against those instincts this past week when you tried to insult God's team and incurred HIS mighty wrath. Your final judgment awaiteth this weekend. Prepare to prostrate thyself!




Notice how the VOLS game wasn't on TV? That's because the networks figured if you want to see Tennessee players just look on America's Most Wanted!




So, Nigal, what you're saying is that you love ND?




Oh Lordy! Say it ain't so, XL. Sometimes I just don't pay attention. I can live with slimy Tennessee fans. But you're an evil Jawja fan?”

“man if he hasn't been around for such a long time I'd say arclite would the the troll of the college football thread.”

“arclite brings the levity to any situation.

Too bad he about passed out trying to get to Silars Bald. Otherwise, I would have ragged his sorry ass about Gator football every step of the way.”

“He sure likes to ride other fans thats for sure. I find it pretty funny.”

“You mean, "if arclite hadn't started this thread years ago", don't you?



I don't ride everyone... well, almost everyone.


But I especially enjoy riding those whiny, sniveling, poor-sports from Tennessee.




I've got to work hard to ride dayhiker. Look at his posts after every game. The boy's a class act and it's hard to ride a class act...

...somehow...I'll...find...a...way.”

“The Fornay Creek and Ridge trail to Siler's Bald is a beeeeeyatch!

Ohio State, #1, and ready to whoop some Iowa arse this weekend!

Sorry Lizs! :)”

“It will be a good game buddha. But please don't be hurt if Ohio State walks out of Iowa City with a loss.”

“I always wonder how the Florida Gators can huddle...I thought there was some sort of Probabtion restriction about Felons associating with each other...(LOL)”

“Don't mean to interrupt a perfectly fascinating football conversation but....

Has anyone heard from or seen the creator of this thread lately?? He seems to be long gone, hope all is well.”

“Ya mean arclite? He posted 4 posts above yours.”

“No, Fritz - that's who's name is on the original?? ..... Nevermind :-) I shouldn't post when I haven't been paying attention.”

““No, Fritz - that's who's name is on the original?? ..... Nevermind :-) I shouldn't post when I haven't been paying attention.”
dhutch1
2:54:13 PM
9/26/06

why, it's never stpped stovestomper before!

Hey dhutch, hope all is well with ya...

Go Bucks!”

“Diane is so cute when she is confused. ;-)”

“fritz posted briefly just a couple of weeks ago about something. I think he's ok and out there somewhere.”

“GO HAWKS!!!”

“I've been good BB. Hope you've been the same.- If you ever get up this way I have a bottle of 3 blind moose merlot with your name on it.”

“Your boys are going down flasher!”

“My two favorite teams doing well in the rankings!!!!

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2604306”

“Oh ya budda your guys are going down yah!!!




(note flasher actually thinks the hawks could ge creamed this weekend but still wants to trash talk anyways)”

“Yeah, but Bowlder, ya got great seats AAAND you can dine on sushi and organic salad while you work on your tan. It just doesn't get any better!!!




...Unless you're in the SEC and then you can really enjoy laughing your butt off at Tennessee and their deluded fans. You can’t spell Citrus…




That was weak, ground pounder. This comment still rules:

“Yeah well Tennessee has a real football team”
XL400236
6:47:44 PM
5/30/06

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Tennessee is almost as pathetic as Jawja. Why don’t you offer to walk-on as the Jawja quarterback? BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!




And I have truely been remiss towards one of the two teams that started this whole college football thing:

GO SCARLET KNIGHTS!

I'm thinking that the Knights could easily be ranked in the top 20 in a couple of weeks.”

“Too bad Dunadan isn't around to witness Violin's team doing so well.”

“Good points, arc!!!!”

“arc - go easy on me Monday after the butt kicking.”

“Michigan High School cancels football season because kids were to "Michigan whimpy" to play.

lol

No wonder Michigan's best football players come from other states.”

“Hell, homegrown Michigan players suck so bad, they only have 41 out of 106 native Michiganders on thier team. #1 ranked Ohio State, on the other hand, has 77 out of 113 players that played football in the State of Ohio, where our kids don't quit.”

“Day, I'm really trying to work up a foam on ya. I'm really trying to get myself psyched to put a pop knot on ya. I'm trying to think of something horrible to say...

...WOULD YOU STOP BEING SO NICE!!!


I mean, I've read your posts after every game for years. You're a class act and represent Bama well.

...AND YOU'RE SCREWING UP MY WHOLE SHTICK HERE!!!




Now I've just got to wing it. Lemme give it a shot:

Gators graduate on time




"The Florida men's basketball team not only won the national championship, Donovan's program received a 100 percent certification when graduation rate numbers were released Wednesday by the NCAA. The basketball program was one of seven at Florida that received 100 percent marks...


...UF - at 80 percent - was one of five football programs ranked in The Associated Press top 25 that met or exceeded the national average for graduation rates for Division I. In football, it was Notre Dame leading the way at 95 percent. Others in the top 25 were Nebraska at 88 percent, TCU at 78 percent and Clemson at 77...


...Three of the Top 25 football schools had graduation rates below 50 percent. They were Texas (40 percent), Georgia (41) and California (44). No. 1 ranked Ohio State was at 55 percent, and Southern Cal, the 2004 national champion, was at 55 percent."




There’s a lot not to like about Notre Dame, but that’s impressive. There are some very good things about Notre Dame, and I respect them for those graduation numbers.

I always knew that pedxing didn’t know what he was talking about when he touted Texas for good graduation rates. Those folks are pathetic. They should put an asterisk next to their NC with numbers like that.

Jawja, what have you got to say about Jawja now, XL? I’ll have to remove the ground from your ground pounder nickname. You belong in the dawg pound and Jawja deserves to be pounded. I always knew Jawja was no good.

USC doesn’t come as any surprise. Players major in football at USC while their spending money comes from agents and boosters.

And how about those buckeyes? Yeah, the only thing great about that program is that not ALL of their players end up in prison.



…But where are the figures for Tennessee? Those numbers are probably so off-the-chart bad, they didn’t even list them. Everyone (except Tennessee fans) would puke.
last edited: 9/28/06 4:06:22 PM”

“arclite...RUDY WAS OFFSIDES”

“XL, ya lost me there.

What the heck are ya mumbling about with that hillbilly Tennessee/Jawja drawl of yours? Put yer teeth back in so I can understand you.

Are ya talkin' about how Tennessee tried to cheat again this year? Well they didn't pay the refs enough money to overcome the fact that FLORIDA is a better team than Tennessee. Every year those sleeze-balls from Tennessee try to buy off the refs. Tennessee is the poster child for disgusting cheaters!




Nevermind. What were you talking about, Mr. XL?




Dayhiker, I expect Bama will bring its A-game this weekend. Florida was favored last year, and we know how badly that worked out for them. I don't have full confidence in this year's team yet. They were tough enough to beat those pansies from Tennessee, but that's not a real test. I think Bama will test their toughness this week. And I'm not betting the spread on that game.”

“Arc, here's a pretty good game analysis by a Bama guy. He's usually pretty even in his thoughts: http://www.thebackpacker.com/trailtalk/thread/9922,3.php

Getting blown out wouldn't shock me. Winning the game wouldn't shock me. I'm ready for anything after last week.”

“PS, Bama is 1-7 in Gainesville.”

“Arc...go watch RUDY the movie about the kid at Notre Dame....JEEZE....”

“Oooh. And here I thought you were saying something about Jawja. As in:

"Jawja, what have you got to say about Jawja now, XL?"




I'll be thinking of you folks sitting in front of your TVs and watching the games. I'll be in the greatest stadium on the planet watching Florida and Bama go at it. It's supposed to be 84, almost no humidity, and sunny.

I don't imagine I'll be able to post for a while as my throat will be sore from yelling.

Look for me on CBS at 3:30. I'll be dressed in Orange and Blue. I wonder if I can bring my own sushi?”

“Isn't 84 baseball weather?”

“Baseball ... AAAAAAUUUUGH!”

“Congrats arc. I felt pretty good about the game until the 4th qtr. I felt like not going up 14-0 would haunt us.”

“…weak…drained…water…gasp…

I’m emotionally drained. The weather was perfect for sitting outside. HOLY POOP! Now THAT is what a college football game should be like for the home team.

Congratulation to Bama, Dayhiker. A big congratulations to Bama. Give that young quarterback a little more experience and watch out! Who in the holy moly Mary MF decided that Bama shouldn’t be ranked? Are you telling me that Bama couldn’t beat half those teams in the top 25? I don’t believe it. Bama’s got nothing to hang their heads about. They fought until the very end. They made less mistakes than Florida until the end. For most of the game it looked like it was going to come down to which team had the ball last.

We talked with a bunch of Bama fans before and after the game. A good time was had by everyone I saw. After the game, I didn’t see anyone rub it in and the Bama fans were very gracious. Good times!




That stadium erupted when the GATORS scored that touchdown to go ahead 21-13. Then, when Reggie Nelson ran in that interception to seal the game, the stadium exploded, the fans went nuts. It was loud. It was really, really loud.


What an experience. Tension building up, emotion building up, tension building up, emotion building up….EXPLOSION OF ECSTACY…EXPLOSION OF ECSTACY. Man, I feel like I really need to turn over and go to sleep now.

…weak…drained…water…gasp…

…Chili, would you mind carrying me back to my house?
last edited: 9/30/06 7:14:10 PM”

“We only lost by a point to what is obviously a great, great team.”

“bama didn't even cover the spread.....damn it!”

“Where's that Buddha Bear to revel in his victory over my Hawkeyes??? We know he runs the team and all! ;-)

And say, even after all these years, can someone tell Brent Musberger it's HAWK-EYE and NOT huck-eye?!?? He's been saying that since back when I was in school. And the problem is increased a hundredfold when they're playing the Buckeyes!!! phhhhtt!!!”

“After a 31-0 loss yesterday, if we don't move up in espn's Bottom 10 rankings, I'm going to be pissed!

Then again, #5 Michigan State became the first Big 10 team to lose to Illinois in, like, 3 years, ....”

“but I thought Iowa was filled with hucks liz”

“hu hu hu HA!”

“Still whining, huh chili?

Don't worry son, I'll let you stand up straight in a few weeks...maybe.

Oh and a great win against a very tough opponent. Who the heck is Memphis? Is that one of those on-line correspondence schools? Maybe you’ll play a game that someone wants to watch on TV sometime this year. The only reason you made it to TV so far is that people want to watch Florida.



GATORS/LSU 3:30 on CBS next Saturday. I’m am not optimistic. Ya gotta love a team where the fans have T-shirts that say, “Geaux Tigers!” Where’s Bateauxdriver?”

“Well hell, arclite, I was being very complimentery this time and still get slammed.

Your true colors are showing....blue and some puke orange color.”

“Complimentary? Take some lessons from Dayhiker. You stink at compliments.

Florida isn't a great team; that's pretty obvious. But, so far, they’re playing with toughness and that’s a start to the Meyer philosophy.

You’ll appreciate this (partial) article, chili:


“Florida inducted the first four members of its Gator Football Ring of Honor before Saturday's game with Alabama.

Inducted but not in attendance was Emmitt Smith, the NFL's all-time leading rusher and current hotstepper on the "Dancing With the Stars" reality show. He delivered a taped message that aired on the JumboTron. Smith also is a member of the Dallas Cowboys' Ring of Honor.

The other three inductees were in attendance: former defensive end Jack Youngblood (the only Gator currently in the NFL Hall of Fame), former coach/Heisman-trophy winning quarterback Steve Spurrier and former Heisman-winning quarterback Danny Wuerffel.

Spurrier, whose South Carolina team was defeated 24-17 by Auburn on Thursday, had perhaps the line of the ceremony when he thanked former coach Ray Graves "for bringing this hillbilly kid from Tennessee here."


You toothless LOOOOOOOOOOSER!”

“*scratches his head at the pumpkin calling the gatoraid....orange*”

“Yeah, we all know whose shade of Orange is REAL Orange, and whose is baby-puke orange.”

“You're right, arc. We do. The shade of a Power T is Real Orange.

That other stuff is like the color of the crayon you never used when you were in school, because it sucked.”

“You sucked crayons? No wonder you keep making those lurid suggestions to me. Sorry son, my "crayon" is jumbotron size and not for your use.”