A Limerick For Newgirl

“There was a young gal from the sticks
Who was faced with a shortage of d----
So she spewed titillation
Throughout Trail Talk Nation
In hopes of attracting hot hicks.

When faced with this young fornicator
The women of Trail Talk did hate her
They were fond of their fellas
And got "Oh So Jealous"
They just couldn't help but berate her.

Resenting these wounds to her pride
From deep cyberspace, poor newgirl cried
"This Just Isn't Fair!"
And aroused Buddha Bear
Who rushed, like a man, to her side.

Newgirl, it turns out, was in luck
Buddha Bear had a "Thirty Point Buck"
He took aim at bacpac
With each posting, fought back
'Til all Trail Talk was splattered with muck.

Then just when the fighting was done
A whole new whining thread was begun!
Newgirl, give us a break!
For the webmaster's sake!
Please shut up, we're just here to have fun!”

“Arrggggggg, quit yer whining!”

“Yeah, I'm done. When are you goin' give it up?”

“I get the feeling someone else is "faced with a shortage of d---"s!”

“That's my feeling too, Buddur.”

“*lol*...

I just was impressed with the limerick.. made me laugh.”

“hey y'all, thanks for helpin' me make my point - sometimes it is just too easy, like shooting fish in a barrel... it almost takes all the fun out of it. BTW, newgirl & Buddur, whatever "shortages" I happen to face (temporarily), I can resolve them easily, without using the internet!!

MOOOOHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!”

“My comment was directed to OmaHiker.”

“GOOD ONE OMAHIKER!”

“I was jest kidding!

You did sound rather uptight, ya know!”

“In my defense, it doesn't take much to arouse me.”

“I don't think newgirl brings out jealousy in women, but she sure brings the horn-dog out in the men here :{}”

“I've stayed out of this one so far but I have to say the limerick is wonderful.
Smiles, Mary”

“ROTLMFAO!!!!!”

“That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls--they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun...”

“Catholic Girls
With a tiny little moustache
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
In the Rectory Basement
Father Riley's a fairy
But it don't bother Mary
Catholic Girls
At the CYO
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?
All the way
That's the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-Hip-Hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
At the CYO
Where they learn to blow . . .
They're learning to blow
All the Catholic Boys!
Warren Cucurullo
Catholic Boys!
Kinda young, kinda WOW!
Catholic Boys!
Vinnie Colaiuta . . .
Where are they now?
Did they all take The Vow?
Catholic Girls
Carmenita Scarfone!
Catholic Girls
Hey! She gave me VD!
Catholic Girls
Toni Carbone!
With a toungue like a cow
She could make you go WOW!
VD Vowdy vootie
Right away
That's the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
With her hand in the box
When she's on her knees
She was on her knees
My little Catholic Girl
In a little white dress
Catholic Girls
They never confesss
Catholic Girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!”

“Feelin' sorry
Feelin' sad
So many ugly people
I feel bad
I'm so cute
They're so homely
Some of them
At home 'n lonely
Wish they could be
Very cute like me
They will never
Get to be
Some folks got it
Some folks don't
Some so ugly
They never won't

Everybody
See his hair
See his clothes
I'm sure you care
Terry Ted
Is really sweet
Watch the way he keep the beat
Sweet as honey
He's a piece of cake
From the ginseng root
'N stuff he take
Vitamin E
'N all the B's
He's so cool he'll make you freeze
Make you freeze
Make you freeze
Excuse me please

Step aside
I'm gonna ride
I'm gonna strut
I'm gonna slide
Hey, ugly folks,
Go get some cyanide
An' die
DIE DIE DIE DIE

A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-ren-nen-nen-uh-rennda
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-rennda-rennda-rahhh
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-ren-nen-nen-uh-rennda
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-rennda-rennda-rahhh
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-ren-nen-nen-uh-rennda
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-rennda-rennda-rahhh
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-ren-nen-nen-uh-rennda
A-ren-nen-nen-ah-ren-nen-nen
A-rennda-rennda-rahhh

Ugly is bad
And bad is wrong
And wrong is sinful
And sin leads to eternal damnation
An' hot burnin' fire
Hot burnin' fire
Hot burnin' fire
Hot burnin' fire
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Screams of agony
Arrrrrrghhhhhhh!

One Two Three Four!

I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
(etc. repeats)
Aaaaaah . . .
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
Aaaaaah . . .
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so . . . I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!

I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm really cute!
I'm really cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute!
I'm so cute! I'm so cute! I'm so cute! I'm so cute!

I'm so cute!
I'm so . . .”

“just a lil bit too much time on yer hands ehh?”

“FZ, Mr.flyguy?”

“par-KAY!”

“good one, Rad.

(butt, of course)”

“I?ve been riding on my elephant
Since before the crack of dawn
And there?s a monkey on a unicycle
Tearing up my lawn
Swimming in my pool
With all the penguins that I rented
Smoking candy cigarettes
Those funky birds can be demented
The monkey stole the whiskey
And he drank it like a fiend
Then he stole the pinnatta
And he stumbled from the scene
Into the sunset
Into the sunset
Into the sunset
Into the sunset”

“Dang

I've been trolling for years, and I never got my very own Hate thread.



I think I'll go and raise some heck on AOL teen chat....”

“Isn't great SlapMyAss. And I'm not even a troll. I must be pretty good.”

“Ken, if you find a good teen thread, you may get your wish.”

“I think if I find a good teen chat, I'll end up in cuffs, back seat of the FBI... ”

“Oh and just a small hint there for ya Buddha Bear... I'm not Ken.. I'm just using his "name" to make fun of him.

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“sh!t, all these false characters are unconTROLLable.”

“And here I thought Slappy was Buddha Bear.

(still not sure)”