Conressman Condit

“Is he hiding something? Is he guilty? How do you predict this will turn out?”

“I am waiting for the story to come out on "Secrets of Forensic Science" on the discovery channel. I am sure the congressman has something to do with it.”

“i think bacpac did it ...

gc”

“They'll be able to trace it to him by the capet threads in his El Camino that were found in here fingernails.”

“Deja view.”

“He's toast, no matter what happens.”

“Yes, he is toast - he should realize that after Slick Willie, the American public has very little tolerance for their elected officials dallying with college-age interns. Hopefully he was not involved in her disappearance.”

“Ditto to OmaHiker. IMHO, his lawyers did him in today.”

“Is Mark Fuhrman investigating?

And where was Kato Kalin when she disappeared?”

“Or is she out partying with the bush girls?”

“Just saw the news where his old mistress (the flight attendant) claims Condit has bizarre sexual fantasies and saw a bunch of necties under his mattress used for tying his partner down.

Looks like the congressman may have some time on his hands in the near future. Maybe he can be one of our newbies!! We'll let bacpac rip his a new one. He's even a democrat!”

“I use to think he wasn't guilty...what with all the time since the disappearance and no substantial evidence linking her to him. I figure, how could an extremely busy congressman (himself) find the time and resources to make someone disappear...without getting caught by now.

But now I'm not sure! He may have had someone else do his deed for him...if he reeeeallly wanted her gone!”

“LOL, Phil.

Maybe the body will be found by a hiker. EEEWWWWW!”

“I love watching a Democrat self destruct. There are a few, like Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson who seem to be made of asbestos.”

“I think shes going to have his baby and hes got her in hiding”

“Anyone want to bet that the guy gets elected again?”

“heck yeah!

it IS kalifonia, after all!”

“It does seem somewhat fishy. Suddenly, he is being overly helpful: offering his home for a search, agreeing to discuss a polygraph, etc...

BTW Buddha - I love that foresics show! and the FBI Files, New Detectives, etc... Great Stuff.”

“MOM - interesting theory. If it is correct, then I think she would come out of hiding soon now that everyone knows of the affair.

If they find a body and she was pregnant, things are going to look good for the congressman.

I hope she is alive, but it doesn't look good.”

“Good one, bacpac. Only one party can make a claim to moral superiority, eh? As if. Guess when the GOP was talking about family values, they meant the Gambino family.”

“It's starting to smell down here, and my tan is fading fast!”

“I think she is incognito and posting on TT as Svetlina! It could happen!!!! :)”

“I'm not incognito, hust looking for new freinds. Let's go shopping sometime mountainchick. ohhhh, that's right, some democrat named Gary strangled the life out of me with 80 lb. test fishing line.”

“chandra,

in case you can't make it to the polls, don't forget to send in your absentee ballot for congressman condit.

gc”

“ha ha ha

RMOLFTAPHQPDQ

(Or how ever the hell they say lauging your ass off in E-lingo)!”

“I know, most people that vote democrat are dead anyway, so I guess i qualify! Damn, now there is a root growing up what is left of my nose!”

“I don't know the congressman, but he is guilty until proven innocent, right, errrrrr, i mean the other way around. I think we should all keep looking for that poor girl, and support congressman condit in the meantime.

-- Anonymous”

“You got that right Gary! Do you golf? Where do you live?”

“I see dead people”

“LOL”

“My mom read in the NY papers that the girl from the airlines said the congressman is into kinky sex. I think he does that suffocating thing. I forget the name for it.”

“auto-erotism, I think that's it.”

“au·to·er·o·tism or au·to·e·rot·i·cism
n.

1) Self-satisfaction of sexual desire, as by masturbation.

2)The arousal of sexual feeling without an external stimulus.

Since when did being a j___-off make someone a murderer?”

“ah-so, me thinks you mean autoerotica asphyxiation ... most uncomely business

now, for Chandra, I see foul play afoot?. Maybe even DEATH! Oh, so sorry, me no want to startle you kind folks?. Maybe if turn off lights for 30 second, then turn back on, killer will strike again?. then we know for sure who killer is?.me no go to close to OJ though just in case!”

“I thought we'd flush out a kinky sex expert but they posted under a troll name.

Careful. It is estimated that 500 to 1,000 people die each year from auto-erotic asphyxiation.”

“Don't knock it till you try it! You have to try all sorts of things to get off when being "serviced" by a democrat. Ask my mentor Monica (cigar).”

“we often despise most in others that which we dispise in ourselves young violin”

“Kung Fu is back!

Auto-whatever reminds me of the book, Rising Sun by Michael Crichton (Good book, lousy movie)”

“chrls chan, yes, I left out the asphyxiation part, thank you.”

“I heard the term autoerotica implied masterbation with a noose. If it autoerotica ashyxiaton is whacking with a noose, what is just plain autoerotica?”

“posting on bb's number one son”

“2 days after Chandra didn't arrive home, her mom called ole' Gary and asked him if he'd seen Chandra. Gary's reply, "No, but I am willing to put up a $10,000 reward to find her." This is before a missing persons report was filed or the police were involved. On top of that, he was having an affair with some airline stewardess at the same time.

This scumbag better resign. He's making slick willie look like the pope!”

“Me thinks Condit's wife found out about the affair and did in the poor intern.”

“You mean Condit's soon-to-be-EX-wife...?”

“Condit's wife: "Hey Gary. You know that thing you like to do with the neckties? I'm feeling kinda frisky today. Get a nectie and meet me in the bedroom...you first!"

Condit: "Gee, honey. Why the sudden change in heart?"

Condit's wife: "Sound's like fun. Just tell me when it feels too tight."

Condit: "Darn. I...ah...er...just remembered I have to meet one of my interns at the office. See ya later, dear."”

“lol”

“Looks like Democratic Congressman Condit likes the young women!

How come no one in congress (Demo or Repub) is asking for his resignation? Could it be there is alot of that going around???? Inquiring minds want to know!”

“One of the right wingers asked for his resignation yesterday, Bob Barr. He really does have to go. Maybe he'd be better running an escort service.”

“Ya just gotta love politicians like Bob Barr--living momuments to hypocrisy. The guy is the author of the "Defense of Marriage" Act and the "family values" crowd, but he's been married three times and been in court twice for failing to pay child support. Remember when he showed his support for "family values" by licking whipped cream of two stripper's boobs during a fundraiser? He and Condit oughta team up!”

“makes me sad that we continue to vote in these bozos. Shows the intelligence of the vast majority of the american public.”