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Wilderness HaikuView MessagesViewing posts 351 to 400 of 1467 messages posted.
Jump to Page << prev | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | next >> “Your observation Is consistent with your name Goose me again, please” 8:54:00 AM 8/22/02 Dunadan... “Since you asked nicely, I'll be happy to oblige. Haiku not for you.” 9:00:26 AM 8/22/02 “So far these haikus, don't relate to wilderness, you damn hypocrites!” 9:12:48 AM 8/22/02 “You must search, my friend To glean the hidden jewels Wilderness abounds” 9:15:31 AM 8/22/02 “The bear biting off The head of the hiker man Is my favorite” 9:17:05 AM 8/22/02 “get your jewels away from me!! Artex, for real wild- ness, look to yo-yo.” 9:17:45 AM 8/22/02 Artex “I didn't name thread, just put in my two cents' worth. Go piss up a rope! (j/k)” 9:19:50 AM 8/22/02 “Knee shaking descent Rocky path to bottom Remembering peak” 9:20:58 AM 8/22/02 “The clear alpine lake, was worth the grinding effort to see its beauty.” 9:28:17 AM 8/22/02 “grinding? knee-shaking? peak? Artex, you DID want to read romance novel...?” 9:32:23 AM 8/22/02 “I was just kidding, before about wilderness, I think y'all knew that. Romance novel, yech! Fabio on the cover, face hit by a bird.” 9:34:28 AM 8/22/02 “Lyra needs to peak But, face like monkey woman That might have to wait” 9:37:39 AM 8/22/02 “That was not so nice. Ugly women need love too. Sounds like just your type.” 9:42:08 AM 8/22/02 too sexy for your haiku! “  ”9:44:38 AM 8/22/02 “(laughing hysterically...!)” 9:47:53 AM 8/22/02 “I just dried my eyes and caught my breath from laughing oh, so very hard!” 9:51:17 AM 8/22/02 “What did monkies do To deserve their ugly queen Though, white hair is cute” 10:09:07 AM 8/22/02 “The monkey, she sees, the monkey, she does it, too. Lyra, is that you?” 10:18:00 AM 8/22/02 “Monkeygirls do it Constantly without ceasing I pity humans...” 10:28:13 AM 8/22/02 “Feet on trail Young fawn straightens in fear Mother calls” 10:28:27 AM 8/22/02 “Flaming bowl of red embroils innocent innards. Damn, greenhouse effect!” 10:32:14 AM 8/22/02 “John, five, seven, five. Haiku is an ancient art. No deviation...” 10:37:11 AM 8/22/02 “Get out of my way You are newbie backpackers Your gear is too clean” 12:00:20 PM 8/22/02 “Two bag nights so far October could make it six I am too hardcore” 3:29:34 PM 8/22/02 Internet Haiku: “ ror, The Horror, The Horror The Horror, The End 7:45:29 AM 8/23/02 “Basho on bookshelf Daily recitations too Purist Violin” 8:18:38 AM 8/23/02 “The genius of it Only apparent to us The educated” 8:20:32 AM 8/23/02 “Basho reminds me Of ESPN showing Sumo Tournaments Huge fat Japanese Smashing into each other Oops! Flat spectator” 8:24:10 AM 8/23/02 “Holy criminy Leave this site for one short day Haiku disappears” 1:28:01 AM 8/25/02 “Roses are red, Yes? Violets are not blue? Rather, violets are purple.” 7:28:57 AM 8/25/02 My turn to goose “Vi-o-lets smell nice Vi-lets I have not heard of Keep trying, my son.” 1:47:53 PM 8/25/02 “Must depart for work Contributions to this thread Unending sunshine” 8:47:50 AM 8/29/02 “Some threads never die But continue forever This is one of them” 8:50:56 AM 8/29/02 “Going to Smokies with my new Osprey Aether. Adios, you all!” 8:51:14 AM 8/29/02 “Make sure that the bears Do not consume your backpack Or anything else” 8:55:34 AM 8/29/02 “My understanding is that smoked bear meat tastes good. Pity the bruin.” 9:03:22 AM 8/29/02 “Perhaps bear would be A tasty addition to Your hearty chili” 9:07:18 AM 8/29/02 “Bear might be tasty in a superlative bowl of hot red nectar!” 9:09:22 AM 8/29/02 “By the way I have An empty Mason jar which Once held your chili” 9:12:19 AM 8/29/02 “You may keep the jar. It will make a great beer mug. Bottoms up, brother!” 9:20:31 AM 8/29/02 “Beer with bear chili Would make an interesting Combination, no?” 9:31:38 AM 8/29/02 “I pity the fool Who writes haiku before work Commute or commode?” 9:35:06 AM 8/29/02 “'Bear Whiz Beer' would be quite a fitting beverage for the bear chili. (Does anyone remember who did that skit? Was it Monte Python?)” 9:39:31 AM 8/29/02 “The haiku is a japanese conpiracy to control the poetic thought of the world.” 9:41:36 AM 8/29/02 “Just never mind, y'all. I remember who it was. Firesign Theater.” 9:43:42 AM 8/29/02 “Tommy Toilet "Don't forget to wipe your @ss!" It's still good advice” 9:10:20 AM 9/10/02 “Singlehandedly Supporting the haiku thread Only strong survive” 9:17:30 AM 9/10/02 “Haiku, schmaiku. For The birds! And cans of tuna. Mooooaahaahaahaahaa!!” 9:36:02 AM 9/10/02 “You are to haiku what REO Speedwagon was to rock and roll” 10:12:17 AM 9/10/02 “Haiku sucks all forms Of ass! I can't fight this feel Ing anymore...HA!” 10:33:12 AM 9/10/02 Jump to Page << prev
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