Salutations-

“I humbly plea for acceptance into the tightly knit social network that is "Trail Talk". I am ready and willing to assume the role of the bottom rung on your mighty hierarchal ladder. This proverbial rolling onto my back and exposing my genitals blind faith show of trust is the most lowly and meek show of respect that I could muster. Please understand that everything I say will always be with the best of intentions. You have my gratitude-Mr. X.”

“You want to expose your genitals to US?”

“"rolling onto my back and exposing my genitals"

He must have been reading the jello and puppy pile threads.”

“Welcome to our gang. Be careful who you expose yourself to, some of us tend to get easily excited. Don't bend over around Sarabelle, (she sniffs)”

“Welcome Mr.X, be afraid, be very afraid!LOL”

“Salud, Mr. X......ohhhhhh and what's that I see!?!?!? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....”

“Do you Moon, too?”

“I moon, on occasion.”

“Mr X
If you wanna be popular, it's OK but you got to tell us your cridentials. Are you even a backpacker? Where ya from? What's with this "X" stuff?
And oh yeah........Put some damn clothes on!”

“Your dam right you'll be the bottom rung of are social ladder!

Just for you knowledge Radagast is at the top, and I'm right below him. And the rest are to clumsy to stay on the ladder.

Moooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!

I'm just messing around, were all equals here, except for tarpy. He?s below all of us. He?s not even worthy of capilization (sp?) of his name. LOL


******** THE BEGINERS GUID
This can be a rough group (as I haves sampled for my self many times). How ever, we are a good bunch. Well some of us. Just some hints so you don?t have to endure the same pain that I have.

1) NEVER say any thing if you don?t have sources to back you up, they will kill you for that.
2) Always use your best spelling and grammar.
3) If make fun of some one they WILL retaliate.
4) If you never in you TT life made fun of any one, you still may have harsh comments coming your way.
5) If you state a scientific fact that is hard to believe, don?t expect them too.

Now some day to day hints:

1) There are some people that check in here every 5 minutes because we have nothing better to do, we call them regulars.
2) There are some people that post something extremely radical, knowing that they will upset many people, we call them trolls.
3) There are some people that change their name every month, we call him tarpy.
4) There is another web site with all of are pictures on it , and the web master of that site we call Phill
5) This site crashes often so buckle your seat belt and where a helmet.
6) You can use most HTML in on TT (trail talk) and if you don?t know any we have a thread to solve that problem
Some of us use AOL IM (AIM RULES), Some of us use MSN IM, Some of us use Yahoo IM, and more of us use ICQ.

There you go I hope that this has set you on the right foot.”

“welcome mr. x.....
boy, is sarabelle gonna love you!
heh....get up off the floor son....there is no higher arkee here...”

“What the hell are you talking about? The Mac dadies rule all!”

“I`m an Arkie!LOL
So is Bacpac, Mozark, Mather and there`s a bunch of us”

“Howdy!”

“Well Hello Mr.X. Any relation to Dr.No.”

“scuse me......so , which one of you arkees is higher then?
who knew?”

“Mr. T (hey, don't you have a movie coming out??! heheh)

Mr. ICE Tea....... I think we better petition to get your little "welcome blurb" as part of a FAQ on this website, dontcha think?? ;-)”

“Mr. Walkindude-
You presume too much. My desire is not to become popular. I am here for a quid pro quo exchange of information and perhaps a little entertainment. I will happily provide you with my credentials. I've been backpacking for seven years and climbing for three. While backpacking I primarily dwell in the Olympic Mountains. My favorite locations in the Olympics are Flapjack Lakes/Gladys Divide (in winter), Royal Basin, and Lake Constance. Scotch (Oban or Balvenie) is my favorite trail booze. I chose the name "Mr. X" because it's totally void of character thus eliminating the chance of any preconceptions regarding my demeanor. My turn-ons include whipped cream and nitrous oxide. My favorite color is green and I don't like my job. How 'bout you guys?”

“WD, "credentials" are we shure this isn't chip?”

“Liz, I think so”

“Well I'm finished trolling for the night. Good night all.”

“Whipped cream & Entonox?? Sounds like an 'uproariously' good time to me! Hey Mr. X, how'd you like to be my cabana boy? ;->”

“Are you related to Malcom x ? Or is it Malcomb?”

“Yo X
What's wrong with having Character? That's what makes people stand out. If none of us had Character, We'd all be pretty boring. From some of you vocabulary, you seem kinda intelligent. Are you so smart that you have no personality?”

“Hello Mr. X.”

“baring your throat is good enough. If they take off your genitals you don't want to live nomorenohow. See even Ice Tea makes spelling mistakes while saying not to so just shake hands and come out fighting.”

“Impressive credentials! Welcome aboard. If you haven't been scared off so far, you might actually enjoy it here.

Iced tea - How do you get that posted so fast for all the newbies?”

“Only one question Mr. X: Y?

And before one exposure prone TT regular turns that simple letter into a nekkid diagram of her charms, welcome.”

“Welcome”

“Medic Girl-
Could you e-mail me an application for that cabana boy position? Is Entonox provided in the benefits package?”

“Iced Tea... if'n yer gonna keep postin da newbie message, why doncha run it thru spill chick?”

“welcome to the loony bin,

btw tea the correct phrase is
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US”

“whippits?”

“Don't expose anything around here that you give a sh!t about.”

“All applications for the position of Cabana Boy must be pre approved by me or melsy. Then said Cabana Boy may be distributed between all of the TT gals. I think Mr.X has a good chance for approval since he had already offered to drop his drawers. Wadda ya say mel? He also likes whipped cream. This guy is trying to earn points;-)

Welcome to the fun house Mr.X”

“Mr. X, of course it's included! Ever ridden around in the back of an ambulance? ;->

Pam & Mel, he's got my vote. After all, he's dropped & exposed, shared a few turn-ons & does seem pretty eager to please...”

“The title "Cabana Boy" sounds like a euphamism for "Cabana Whore"-I'm beginning to like the idea more and more. I can't wait to see what else is in store. Care to treat me to some cabana lore?”

“LOL, "Cabana Boy & a Poet"

Is this you, Tarpy?”

“LOL - Mr. X - you're causing quite a stir among the TT women.

God, you women are easily amused. -
Just let some stranger drop his drawers, use the words "submisive" and "whipped cream", and you people go nuts. Have you no shame?

Maybe you should have a cabana boy contest. The men could compete....
Nah, it'd never work.”

“Mr.X, good to have you join us. Its good to know that we make you feel comfortable enough here to expose yourself. For future referrence a simple hello will suffice if we meet in person.”

“Sorry for being such an ass last night. Wellcome to the nut house.

Wasn't there a MR. X along time ago?

I think this guy isn't knew. And tarpy hasn't posted in so long. Or did he change his name again sice the Haso4 facemelter thing?”

“Boonie.... shame? Whazzat?? Hmmmmm... let me think... Nope!! :-P”

“Who's this "Tarpy" person I've been reading about? He sounds somewhat infamous. I'd hate to be associated with someone so subversive. Medic Girl, I know we haven't known eachother long but I think I love you. You can get Entonox, right?”

“Another climber, right on. Glad to hear that the "X" is not in reference to your protection preference. Sorry gang, climbers inside lingo.”

“I like to run it out on occasion. I like to sew it up on occasion too.”

“LOL! So, we've agreed on the EtOH... what'cha gonna do for me in return? Come on, barter with me baby! :o)”

“null”

“My it's getting warm in here!

Yeah, this boy gets my vote. We still haven't heard from mel. I think she'll be impressed with this kids "credentials". LOL

Boonierat- at my age, I AM easily amused. Especially by naked subserviant young men;-)”