acceptance speech

“Just passing this along; the speech Bush wanted to give... don't flame me, I just thought it was funny..


My fellow Americans, it's about damned time. All you liberals can just
kiss my big, white Texas ass if you think I'm gonna spew a boatload of
bipartisan bull!$%&. Let's set the record straight here. I won, dammit.
Hell,
I won FOUR OR FIVE TIMES, you stupid !$%&s. We got the
Presidency, we got Congress, and by the end of four years we'll have
even more of the Supreme Court. The Republicans are here, and we're
gonna show you how it's done.

Ya'll want me to reach across party lines now? How 'bout I reach across
and bitch-slap all your sorry-liberal-monkey-a$$es?
How'dya like that? Don't get me wrong, here. The sense of satisfaction
I'm feeling right now isn't that I've won -- it's that I won't have to
listen to
Al Gore bitch and moan about "letting every vote count." The only
reason this went as far as it did is because you Democrats have a
playground crybaby as your poster-boy, and I for one am glad I won't
have to see him on TV anymore. This might sound snippy, Mr. Gore, but
as we used to say in the sandlot...LOSERS WALK!!!

As I said in my campaign, I promised to be a president who focuses on
education. My first task as President will be to start an educational
program for all you Florida-idiots who can't tell your elbow from your
a$$hole or how to poke a stylus through the right hole. I don't get you
liberal Democrats:
when we're talking about Bill Clinton and some office whore, you say
that lack of penetration doesn't count; but when it comes to ballots, lack
of penetration DOES count.

You want a solution to this problem? Take some Viagra, you old farts,
and finish what you started next election. Until then, I want to ask you
just one question: "Who's yer daddy???"

And so I humbly accept the office of President of these United States.”

“Thats telling them! LOL”

“ THIS PAGE is very funny. That's part of the reason they only allow a president to stay in office for 2 terms. New administration = new material.”

“another good one from kleetn! I have gotten into the habit of closing my office door before clicking on any links kleetn offers!”

“AMEN!”