Phallic Symbol

“Speaking of Floroda...

I remember seeing the addition to the Florida capitol building being erected in the 70's. As it neared completion, I began to LOL at the fact that it seemed to be a pretty darned blatant phallic symbol!

="http://dhr.dos.state.fl.us/flafacts/1995.html">Can I get a witness?”

“Imagine, Bob Dole talking about election dysfunction.”

“Now, you just KNOW that some of us female type people are going to "jump on" a thread with a title like this!”

“gojo, don't be mean now. I clicked on your url, and I wasn't exactly looking at a Phalic symbol as promised. Let's all shout together, down with promises, up with Phalic symbols. Show me the money!”

“Oh, my LORD!
Does this mean that that bunch of republicans in the capitol are pee pee heads?”

“Oh my, I see it now. Nigal says he wants to see Katherine Harris sit on it. How rude!”

“Man!
I still LOL when I when I look at that picture.

I think the architects were the firm of Dewey, Spankit, and Howe!”

“I'd pay to see Queen Kong atop that thang!”

“The original plans were designed by Whipit, Good and Plenty.”

“Whoo-hoo!
LOFL!”

“geographically speaking, florida is a peninsula making it naturally phallic in appearance....

(i tried to make a joke and spell it
p-e-n-i-s-u-l-a, but it would not allow innapropriate language here)”

“I'm dying here!

That's TOO funny, OM!”

“That would be:

PENI-S-ula”

“yea...thats it mel
thanks...”

“I thought it was designed by the firm of Makit , Tall, and Hardd.”

“Here is a question that has plagued the students of the U of M for decades. Is the quazi-tower of Pillsbury Hall more phallic or Mamalic (???) Boobular???
Check out this web page. Particularly the 5th picture under the heading "Materials."”

“Oops, in my rush to get off to class I forgot to include the address.

http://www.geo.umn.edu/dept/facilities/pillsbury.html”

“Oldie, it could go either way. If that were a boob, it would be a double "D". If it's a phalic symbol, it's better than Michael Angelo's David, lol.”

“phallic? mamalic? boobular??
lol!!!
this thread has taken me to a new level of architecture awareness....
if those terms were applied to geologic/natural formations would the grand tetons be boobular then?”

“I-am-om, would the tetons be boobular? Yes, they remind me of my 2nd grade school teacher that wore what I called pointy bras.

My other teacher wore a push up bra. I wondered why one woman was letting herself pop out of her bra, like it didn't fit and if the pointy one had pointy breasts that contoured the bra. I also wondered why the male married gym teacher kept going to visit my buxom female married math teacher. I figured it out.”

“LH: The male married gym teacher was visiting the buxom female married math teacher to find out what was the square root of 69. Which I believe is ate (eight) something!”

“oh, goodness!!

what filth!!!

you people are a bunch of flaming perverts!!

oh, the huMANITY!!!!”

“Check out Grover's guide to campus phallic symbols:

http://www.wwnet.net/~janc/tower/

The best one is in Ypsilanti, MI. Definitely circumcised.”

“What about the "Leaning Tower of Pee-sa"?
I'd say that's pretty phallic.

Galileo and Newton were ahead of their times.

What was that, anyway?
Balls? Feathers?
Telescopes?”

“lol@Baso4

mel, the leaning tower is a phalic symbol. That is what the president's privates were described as, leaning to one side, lol.”

“Yeah, but did you know that our picture-page man was in the orchestra?
Yep, that's right, Phil-lic Cymbals!”

“Whew, this makes me want to go out and BUILD something.”

“LH....
Didn't Gennifer Flowers say that they were, "Up and a little to the left."?”

“Mel-Probably right about the "up and a little to the left", but Monica "smoked" them out.

Oh my gosh, I think I need to get some sleep!”

“Ok; I tryed, can anyone find a pic. of Procter & Gamble's headguaters in Cincinnati? Talk about buildings that look like breasts....

Did anyone else hear about the movement a few years ago change the name "Grand Teatons"(sp?) because it is french for "big boobs". God bless those french fur traders.

By the way, is 'french fur trader' some sort of froggy pimp?”

“Mel, I don't remember what Flowers said, but I just saw Paula Jones on the show called The View. To show what Clinton looked like, she showed her finger bending towards the top.

That show is so stupid. When they asked Paula what was different about the president's peni$, they did a close up on her face to show her lips very clearly as she spoke. Instead, she showed what she meant by using her finger. The camera men just barely panned out quick enough catch her during the re-enactment.”

“Hey, there is a bad word checker on this site. I couldn't write PENI$.”

“whoo-hoo!!!! university of florida!

they say that everytime a virgin graduates from UF, a brick falls out of century tower.”

“You've mentioned who designed this thing, but who erected it?

And what's keeping it up anyway, bolt and stud, or tongue in groove?”

“i-am-om > I don?t speak french but I think teton is a french work for breast but in the masculine form.

You guys thing about sex to much. I thought it was just me that had that problem. But every tower looks like a peni$. Even I don?t go that far. But I prefer to use the entire man not just lower brain. However it is a really important part.”

“Arugh!(Bear scratchin HEAD)”

“That is -french word
but I think french work for the breast may be fun too.”

“?”

“I'm skeeeeert!”

“the ghost has spoken! LOL!!!!”

“You people are all sickos! ROFLMAO!”

“Were the architect's first names Neil and Bob?”

“i am worried,,,i get a second at work to log on and this is the first thread i come to....
i love it”

“It needs a rooftop fountain.”

“gojo; I literally LOL'ed at that one.”

“A journalist once asked Freud; (paraphrasing here)
If you believe that everyting that is at least twice as long as it is wide is a phallic symbol, what does that cigar in your mouth signify?

Freud's embaresed(sp?) reply;
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”

“Unless you use it on an intern and then it is a smelly cigar.”

“somethins fishy here.”

“*groan*”