GENTLE BEN MY SWEET!

“HONEY!
DARLINGFACE!
LUSCIOUS LIPS!
Where you been keeping your bad tempered little self?
The page lusts for your bouts with Wanda and your AK 47!
Catch us up on the gossip sweetheart!!

Auntie M”

“Mel, be careful of what spirits you congure up, lol.”

“Je t'adore mein little muffincup.
Grizzled cheeks (Ben, dear, you don't SHAVE do you) peeking out of the pot plantation underbrush.
Cheery little red veined eyes squinting through the gun-sight.
Ben!
That WAS YOU, WASN'T IT?”

“You can say that again.”

“mel, there's never been a troll as clever and creative as genital ben. All the others pale in comparison.

Nice try at flushing him out, though...”

“he IS the best, ain't he?!?!”

“Yes I am.”

“B-B-B-Benny and the Jets! Will he really come out of hiding? Methinks we are talking to ourselves.”

“He (whichever TROLL "he" might be) showed on the Lipstick Hiker thread.”

“And BEN (!?!!) we still await the closing chapter or two from that fun book you were posting. Oh my, oh my, whatever happened to Wanda and the rest of the crew -- and YOU?!!?!?”

“"Pining For Ben" , by T and the T-its. Oops, I meant T-ettes.”