Backpacking is for Adults

“Like beer and bearded clam, backpacking is for MEN (and beautiful women). I don't see too many regulars here that aren't slack-jawed, limp-dicked, loud-mouthed braggarts who TALK big but carry a little backpack. Anyone REALLY into backpacking? Or are you too busy playing Beavis and Buttheadd”

“well, tarp rat is back!”

“radagass you're the wimpiest pillow-biter in the group”

“Nah, I think its Nomad!”

“I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for someone who BRAGGED about being CHINESE. You godless communist coward”

“Mao, Mao there scat cat, no need to beat up on the Chinese.

Now get back to your packing!”

“whoever he is, he's a sad little boy.

wanna piece of candy?”

“you always try to entice "sad little boys" with candy? You godd@mn child molesting b@st@rd. When you're not taking it up the a$$, you're giving it right back aren't you”

“So I see someone was inspired to begin trolling by the supertroll thread. I say kudos to you my foul mouthed friend. Welcome! By the way, when you insult people, it is well known that properly spelling their name is a must. BTW you will get extra points for originality. Time for my knitting class. See ya.”

“LOL!!!! you're a hoot! meaner than damned genital benji!”

“well don't leave now, we'll play nicer! geez!”

“Your name is scatman. Scat is animal droppings dude. I think you may be the sicko poopboy!”

“chas,

i don't know nomad, but i can't imagine that he'd be that sorry of a bastard.

it IS weird how friendly things were, until the old group showed up, and suddenly we get this.”

“I think it's TarpRat. That is one sick boy.”

“Sarabelle?

You've been drinking, haven't you?!”

“Yesh.
So whash nu?”

“Sounds like Gentle Ben.”

“Wade uh minish!
>hic<
Yu cue-shin' me'uh
>hic<
bein' schashman
>hic<
ya beeyashtad?

>hic<
why I otta ripsh'out
yer >hic< throasht n shisht down yer >hic< frickin ne >hic< ne >hic< neshk!”

“sarabelle, I amend my 'never met a drunk I liked' comment. You're a sweet thing.”

“Thanksh, bonsh-i.
>hic<
I'm shtill shela'bratin'
>hic<
mah firsht ratsh
>hic<
kih
>hic<
kih
>hic<
kill.”

“Benji Baby!
Are you back in drag?

Your Auntie M”

“bacpac, I think you've met your match. scatman is pretty good.”

“You might be scat, but you ain't no man!”

“scatman, or humanwaste,
Good name for you, but then you do like to play with words.

If it`s fun you`re only having, then, just have away
If it`s not meant for fun, you ought to watch what you say
All that crap you`re slinging and you the bigest of turds
Eat seafood and drink your beer, but I hope you choke on your words
You being mean, doesn`t stop when this ends
You`re a sad, little creature, without any friends
You`re a loose cannon and your mouth has a hair trigger
When you tear everyone else down, it doesn`t make you any bigger
Just keep it up and do what ever you can
It doesn`t change the fact, you`re a tiny man”

“Amen, Big Foot. Well put.”

“Now THAT?S what I call a troll! SomeBeeeayach! This guy?s a ?Southpark Troll??very offensive yet strangely entertaining. At least he?s an equal opportunity offender.


P.S.

It ain?t me! =)”

“i KNOW it ain't you! THIS is a perfect troll specimen!”

“You can say that again.”

“I bow to his superiority!

?I?m not worthy! I?m not worthy!?

Anyone ever notice how ?troll-it is? is an affliction of the male of the species? Hmmm?there is a lead for a government funded research project if I ever heard of one.”

“Me too.”

“Wow arc, is yer coffee pot busted this morning?”

“awwww, arcie's all moon-eyed! How cute!

ack ack
;ob”

“someone kick him in the balls, please.”

“There's nothing cuter than a man turned school boy with moon pie eyes. LOL

Arclite has a girlfriend. Arclite has a girlfriend.
Nananananananaaaa!”

“Rad, yer such a romantic! You ARE a pisces, aren't ya?

pfffft! ;P”

“someone kick me in the balls, please.”

“that, too. is amaaaaazing.”

“when you put a space, before or after the name, to log on as me. it does not make a link to my user info. peculiar! sorry, mr troll, i thought it would work, too!”

“Interesting. Imposter posters! That is bad.”

“yep, but we're used to this kind of thing around here, and it's happened to me plenty of times before.”

“Once again, I must thank you all for a most entertaining morning. I got to spit coffee out my nose.

Thank gods the full moon fever is almost over. I almost got ran over this morning, and the lady had the nerve to be pissed off at me. I have two lights, a day glo green jacket, a hand signal (and my helmet). Another lady in a huge truck cut right in front of me later on. Got stung by a pissed-off bee, too. But you know what? It was one of the best bikes rides, physiologically speaking!

TGIF People!!!

And, thanks also for providing another forum for me to vent in! (hey there's no one at home to hear my woes)”

“A bit early in the season for this breed of troll to be out. I thought they liked cold weather.

Bonzai- Keep you chin up gal. With a morning like yours it can only get better!”

“Hey thanks, P.

That's EXACTLY what my friend, Pam, downstairs just said!”

“Another Jacka$$. This site is really going to hell in a hand basket.......”

“How many pricks can one site sustain? I would gladly kick scatman in the balls if I wasn't afraid I might break radman's jaw in the process.”

“suppressed fantasies, mr pac?”

“bacpac shakur.

tupac's bro.”

“How did someone post two posts under my handle? Most peculiar. I notice that Nigal was lurking close by when it happened. You getting technologically literate, boy?

Amy G, Sunshine, did you two actually make those posts under your names? Use the secret high-sign to let me know it's you.

Rad, are you, you?

Someone's playin' games here.”

“you're right, arc.”

“Uhaha! Hawhawha! not me man. I just this month learned how to do a hypertext link. Raddy's the one who's been working on the login thing all day.”