Oldie but goodie

“The original thread this got posted on years ago apparently got deleted due to fuego. I was very happy to find it the other day while searching some archives.

Here it is, in all its glory...


Troll:

Hi, I'm a young, attractive, single female looking to get into backpacking and maybe meet a few guys while I'm at it.



Various older cynical married or divorced men, and a cynical woman or two (Cynics):

Oh sure. What a troll. Have you nothing better to do with your time? Go and play somewhere else.


Various friendly women who give everyone a chance, and one or two friendly guys (Friendlies):

Welcome to TT! I'm sure you'll meet plenty of great people here! Go to the Trips page, I'm sure there's something near you right now!


Various single young guys (Hornies):

Where are you at? I can be there in less than an hour and we can go backpacking! (drool)


Cynics:

Calm down, saliva boy. It's just another troll. Geez.


Friendlies:

Hey, give her a chance! What if she's for real? We need more women backpackers!


Cynics:

Yes, but we need fewer trolls. If they can't stand the heat, they need to get out of the kitchen!


Hornies:

Can I get your email address? It's not on your profile. You should really fill out your profile. Oh, and send a pic to Phil so we can see how hot you are what you look like...


Cynics:

Geez, somebody get a bucket of water...


Troll:

I can't understand why everyone is being so mean to me. Just because I'm cute and want to backpack with guys. You all are so mean.


Cynics:

GUFFAW. We're not falling for it. Beat it, troll.


Friendlies:

Not everyone is being mean to you. We're sorry about that, but we get a lot of trolls and so people are very skeptical.


Cynics:

Geez, stop feeding the troll, willya?


Hornies:

Have you got enough equipment? I think I can borrow some of my old gf's stuff. Really looking forward to meeting you!


Troll:

I don't understand what a troll is. Can someone explain it to me?

If you're still that close to your gf, maybe you should backpack with her.

And is it okay to wear a mesh tank top when you're backpacking? I heard you shouldn't wear cotton, and that's all I've got that isn't cotton.

Of course, I guess I could wear nothing! *grin*

Hornies:

Woohoooo! Yah baby, that's what I'm talking about!


Cynics:

trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll....


Friendlies:

You know, you really shouldn't post stuff like that if you're serious about going backpacking. And you'll need to get better gear too. Search all the threads and you'll find all the info you need.


Cynics:

Now come on, this is the worst troll to come by here in recent memory.

How can you believe that this is a real person?


Hornies:

Don't run her off! Don't run her off! Did you send your pic to Phil yet?


Friendlies:

Oh, and a troll is someone who posts stuff just to start fights or call attention to themselves. I hope you're not one.


Troll:
Oh I see. People do that? And why shouldn't I hike naked the way God made me?


Hornies:

No reason at all. None whatsoever. Where did you say you were from?


Cynics:

OK, I'm done with this thread. Y'all have fun.


Friendlies:

Geez you are a troll. Get a life.


Hornies:

I believe in you! We can set up a trip in your area anytime you want!


Troll:

You people are mean to me just because I like to show off my perfect body. I'm going somewhere else.


Hornies:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“so was it another V troll or not?”

“I wrote the whole thing. It was supposed to be the classic example of trolling and the response by this board. At least at the time.”

“oh - well stated anyways”

“That wasn't my troll but I want to thank everyone for the money they sent for my breast implants (at least until matt pulled the plug and demanded a cut of the action).”

“What ever happened to Crash Bang's girlfriend Hard?”