Apology

“My e-mail account was hacked and everyone on my mailing list received a spurious message. I am changing my e-mail account and password.

Doug”

“You mean you don't really want us all to enlarge our manhood?”

“So you don't really want me to "Meet Hot Canadian Women in my Town"?”

“Too late! My manhood is huuuuge.”

“You'll have to take care of it yourself.

Sorry, eh?

Which reminds me of a true story (stop me, please).

My students gave me the name 'Gremlin' when I discovered TT and asked them what trail name would be best for me.

Like many people with an 'off the wall' sense of humour, I would get in the most trouble when I thought I was at my funniest.

One day in the staff room a young woman teacher (probably a former student - there were 16 out of a total staff of about 65) asked me if I still could - well, you know.

'Sweetheart,' I answered, '... at my age I just turn her up-side down and drop it in.'

Well, there were a few older women teachers there and I was called into the boss's office the next morning. Apparently the old Bats didn't think it was funny.

I told the boss once, 'When I was sixteen I was alsways getting shyte in the principal's office and 45 years later it's still the same.'

Oh well, I'm gone now and out of their
hair(s).”

“I guess I spend too much time on facebook because I was looking for the "like" button next to lyra's post. That was hilarious.”

“Dayhiker likes huuuuge manhoods! Sweet.”

“Does this mean my manhood isn't going to grow to a huge 10cm?”