Crapping in the Tub

“Creek Dancer does it. Gather No Moss said so.”

“Never done that, but if you piss me off I might sh*t in your boots.”

“I had a feeling you would start this thread Nimble. LOL!”

“oh good lord Nimble...lol....”

“I knew this was coming....Reminds of the old Eddie Murphy routine.”

“how about jizzing in the dishwasher? We need a thread for that.

Not for me... I have a friend though who... well...”

“I have a cat who does this when he gets a bath. He doesn't do it in the shower, though.”

“I had a patient blow out on my in the shower the other day. All I could think of was Seinfield and how I wished they had a garbage disposal in the shower. LOL!”

“Huh, was it chunky with lots of corn and frijoles?”

“Why does the question "what was Nigal doing in the shower with a patient?" come to mind?


Guy is sitting at the bar contemplating his drink. The barkeep is trying to pep him up so he asks whats wrong.

The guys says, "I have spent 40 years building my medical practice and the other day I slipped up and had sex with one of my patients."

The barkeep thinks a minute and says,"Well you know Doc, lots of doctors to that but then you also have to remember you are a Vetranarian."”

“That's his job, Xlax.

It's a little thing called work.

You should try it some time.”

“"OOOH Mr. Kettle you have a call from MR. Pot.."

Ironic who was MR. POT in this....

Wait he gets paid to "shower with patients"....No NO NO NO...no Visual no visual...LOL
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“I peed in a sink last night.”

“You're sunk.....”

“I would have peed off the boat, however it got choppy and I did not want to fall into lake michigan”

“Lesse, we've got pee, pooh...

Hmmm. We could use a good puke thread.”

“Give it a few weeks, RM, after more people get the flu. Then we can talk vomitous masses.”

“Too late. Zac felt...compelled...I think...I'm gonna....HUUUUUURRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL!!!”

“Aaaaargh, why did yee not piss in the bilge, Knee Bone?”

“stfu,hair head”

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Piss off, Haywood, or we'll throw ya to Captian Piss-Gums and his Perverted Pirates!!”

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Bite my splintery wooden ass!!

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According to criminal complaints, Robert E. Lee, 57, of 1902 H St., entered the CVS pharmacy, 2425 Muscatine Ave. at 4:17 p.m. Police said Lee walked to the front area of the store, lifted up his shirt, dropped his pants and defecated on the floor before walking out.

When police talked with Lee, they said he smelled of alcohol, had unsteady balance and his speech was slurred. He had a blood-alcohol content of .24, three times the state's legal limit.

Lee was charged with fifth-degree criminal mischief and public intoxication, both simple misdemeanors.”

“Where did this happen? In the south when alcohol is involved, we do not crap on the floor. In our britches, maybe...but not on the floor.”

“Im sorry. I forgot to link: http://www.press-citizen.com/article/20091110/NEWS01/911100315/1079/news01/Man-accused-of-defecating-in-CVS

It happened in Iowa - of course.”

“Figures”

“That guy looks familiar.”

“It looks like Ray wearing a rug.”

“How does a guy named Robert E. Lee wind up in Iowa?”

“Life in lizs Iowa...”

“That is when Timmy, the newest courtesy clerk at CVS, got the dreaded call...

"Code pooh. Code pooh. We need a clean-up on isle 12. Its still steaming."”

“ROTFLMAO@rosey....what a S-itty job huh?”

“"In the south when alcohol is involved, we do not crap on the floor. In our britches, maybe...but not on the floor."
- chili36


You forgot to add "in the parking lot".




PORT ST. LUCIE — A 44-year-old man who threw darts at patrons of Mickey Finns bar and returned to the establishment after being kicked out was arrested, according to a recently released affidavit.

The bartender “cut off” serving drinks to Scott D. Leonard, of the 100 block of Southeast Todd Avenue, late Sunday or early Monday “due to Mr. Leonard’s behavior as he was throwing darts at other patrons.”

A bouncer “escorted” him out the rear entrance of the establishment in the 200 block of Southwest Port St. Lucie Boulevard.

“Mr. Leonard was angered with this and proceeded to pull down his pants and underwear and defecated onto the rear parking lot,” the affidavit states.
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“VOID where prohibited....but only if there is not a bathroom.”