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Happy Birthday ELVIS !!
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“Whole lotta shakin' goin' on !!”
“Hmm....I think that means it's my dog's birthday too....and Honeybunches!”
“Best Elvis impression ever.... a tie between Andy Kaufman and Rob Schnieder ("Tiny E").”
“LOL..the best song...
Elvis was a Narc by Pinkard and Bowden”
Oh.... "When Nixon met Elvis"....
The story went that Elvis just 'showed up' at the White House and the security people let him right in. It Was Elvis after all, and they nearly #&%!$ their britches! LOL
They did take the commemorative pistol away from him before they let him into the Oval Office (a gift for Tricky Dick from The King).
The other people who were present weren't sure Nixon knew who the hell he was... He kept giving him these looks like "who's the nutjob with the cape?"
“Heard on the news this would've been his 74th ---- Damn.
Everybody's gettin' older than dirt!”
“Elvis is turnin' into dirt.”
Nobody Loses All The Time
E. E. Cummings
nobody loses all the time
i had an uncle named
Sol who was a born failure and
nearly everybody said he should have gone
into vaudeville perhaps because my Uncle Sol could
sing McCann He Was A Diver on Xmas Eve like Hell Itself which
may or may not account for the fact that my Uncle
Sol indulged in that possibly most inexcusable
of all to use a highfalootin phrase
luxuries that is or to
wit farming and be
my Uncle Sol’s farm
failed because the chickens
ate the vegetables so
my Uncle Sol had a
chicken farm till the
skunks ate the chickens when
my Uncle Sol
had a skunk farm but
the skunks caught cold and
died and so
my Uncle Sol imitated the
skunks in a subtle manner
or by drowning himself in the watertank
but somebody who’d given my Uncle Sol a Victor
Victrola and records while he lived presented to
him upon the auspicious occasion of his decease a
scruptious not to mention splendiferous funeral with
tall boys in black gloves and flowers and everything and
i remember we all cried like the Missouri
when my Uncle Sol’s coffin lurched because
somebody pressed a button
(and down went
and started a worm farm)
“Today at work my boss brought in a life size cardboard Elvis...I took pic of a co worker with her arm around him...
...I tried to talk another co worker into posing with him...on her hands & knees facing him...she wouldn't do it...some people are sooo chicken......
yes....I have a bad side....”
“Let's see the picture of you and Elvis, Divinity.”
“lol....no one offered to take my pic...I was going to bring him home, but he was given away...so sad.....”
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