You should go this trip BUT.......!

“This is a trip that you should come on IF:

You drink
Smoke
Dip Snuff
Have a dog
Are Democrat
Are Republican
Independent
For Creation
For Evolution
Pro Life
Pro Choice
Like to Eat Meat

If you don't fit any of these criteria please stay away!!!”

“nice.

so your excluding vegetarian and vegan backpackers.

you suck.
”

“No man not at all if you are a vegitarian and you drink or have a dog you're good to go!LOL!”

“What about athiests? Are we allowed?”

“:)

oh good.”

“damn I guess this rules me out”

“LOL!Everyone is welcome!


Just being a Smartass!!!


Let me rephrase::IF YOU DON"T FIT AT LEAST ONE OF THESE CRITERIA STAY AWAY!!
last edited: 10/15/08 9:15:26 AM”

“damn I guess that rules me out”

“does it matter what you drink? Or is just swallowing some sort of liquid suitable merit?”

“wow!, i' all of those!!!...but i had winter camping so i guess i'm out”

“I'm glad I'm not the only winer hater around!”

“you left out sex on the trail...


rules me out!”

“Sex on the trail is just wrong. I shouldn't have to step around people to get to my next shelter party”

“Who yields to right of way in the case of sex on the trail? The fornicators should have to roll off to the side and let the hikers pass on a downhill. Now, if there are two couples having sex on the trail and uphill fornicators start to roll downhill, do the downhill boffers move out of the way? Or does it, at that point, become a trail orgy and no one gets out of the way and everyone hiking just joins the party?

I'm really confused by all of this.”

“sex on the trail is FUN :) especially fun on the following trails:

PCT
NCT
FLT
Nordhouse Dunes
Pannisula trail in the Deam....
:)
last edited: 10/15/08 9:51:52 AM”

“ok so o the more realistic side I kinda wanna go on this trip but have a couple questions: #1-should I be scared of you ppl #2-how cold is it this time of the year over there”

“i thought by law it had to be 100 yards from the trai or any water source

oh wait, that's dropping a dookie...i always get that and sex mixed up”

“thrifty, you can have sex IN the water source. LOL Just make sure to iodine the water after.
last edited: 10/15/08 10:01:32 AM”

“I may never be able to drink water from a spring again..

'32oz”

“those springs will put a bounce in your step”

““ok so o the more realistic side I kinda wanna go on this trip but have a couple questions: #1-should I be scared of you ppl #2-how cold is it this time of the year over there”
rockymountaineer
9:48:27 AM
10/15/08

silly, no need to be scared...you will be to doped up to be scared.

oh and bring condoms...in case it rains!”

“kinda makes Pennsy's pissin in the springs seem not so bad now don't it!

;)”

“did you know you can use condoms to carry water?

Here are some other extraordinary uses for condoms!
http://www.purpleslinky.com/Offbeat/Extraordinarily-Useful-Things-to-Do-with-Condoms.98924”

“LMAO @ mikep”

“what the crap I thought that when I came back there would be alot more answers to my question and you didn't answer the second part of it road kill”

“Rocky last year we woke up to 4 degrees the year before it was 64 degrees!”

“another question is there any snowboarding over there?”

“what the crap I thought that when I came back there would be alot more answers to my question and you didn't answer the second part of it road kill”
rockymountaineer
12:05:32 PM
10/15/08


oh and bring condoms...in case it rains!”
The Dutchess of Road Kill
10:22:27 AM
10/15/08


sorry I thought that pretty much covered everything.”

“Rocky there is snowboarding about 30 minutes away from where we will be!!!”

“Heyullfar Spam, ain't tuxedos allowed anymore, wtf is goin with this place?!”

“is it ok to hike on this trip?”

“only if you do or talk about the things above while you're hiking”

“We'll do some serious hiking just ask anyone thats been there before!!!”

“serious hiking= no jokes or sarcasm?”

“might even do some skinny dipping”

“I'm out.”

“Whats the matter SC are ya not skinny?????”

“Fatty dipping is Ok too I guess ....... hmm, maybe not tho.”

“depends on what youre dipping your fatty in”

“Its just a little cold that time of year....”

“you people crack me up”

“Hey Spam I cain't wait to show you my new license plate. It'll get here next week sometime, I'll shoot you a pic.”

“hey spam we going to base camp again ?
worked good the last 2 yrs.cant wait for this yr.”

“I gotta make this trip...................this time.

Is short hair acceptable or should I bring my mullet wig??”

“hey marko you missed the last 2”

“mullets are just so sexy!”

“I gotta see about makin' this one, JB.

Perhaps I can bring some Yankees along.”

“Yeah basecamp and asskicking dayhike on Saturday!!!”