Hello again. My name is ELIZA.

“Syntax Error. Please reinput your query.

Hello again, my name is Eliza.

I am the psychotherapist.

Please, describe your problems.

Each time you are finished talking, click Submit Message once.”

“We don't need no stinking syntax!”

“tiltTiltBLAM, Interesting. What do you need?”

“About bloody time a psychotherapist is looking after this board. The owners aren't doing anything.”

“i can't stop myself from clicking submit multiple times. can you help me?”

“i can't stop myself from clicking submit multiple times. can you help me?”

“i can't stop myself from clicking submit multiple times. can you help me?”

“yogisan, No need to repeat yourself. How may I help you?”

“This is related to an old study of computerized psychotherapy. It was a fairly primitive computer program decades ago and a number of people thought they were talking to a skilled therapist who was seated at another terminal.

see:

http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza-cgi-bin/eliza_script”

“pedxing, I do see. What do your other relatives think of this problem? Is your mother okay with it?”

“what are you wearing?”

“Yogisan, Excellent question. Why do you want to know what am I wearing?”

“Hi Eliza, how r u doing this day”

“iceberg, Hello. I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems.”

“Eliza, can you elaborate on that?”

“I thought booze was the only therapy this group needed.”

“Zac, The mountains and trails are my therapist couch. That's what comes close to keeping me sane.”

“pedxing, Why do you ask?”

“lumberzac, Can you elaborate on that?”

“Eliza,

Can you help me? I keep signing off on all of my posts, even though everyone can tell that it is me that is posting...

'32oz”

“Dearest Eliza, I am not sure what a problem is, would you describe what that is.

My wife is happy,

My girlfriend is happy,

All of my kids are happy,

I have plenty of money,

Lots of time to enjoy

Clean Clothes,

Food to eat,

Dogs that hate cats,

All seems to be ok.”

“ELIZA...error 302.....does not compute.....initiating shutdown. Troubleshooting started.
.
.
.
.
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Iceburg is lying.....

rebooting system....1.2.3.

all systems normal”

“Hmmm, it helps when you troll if you don't forget which ID you are logged in under.”

“Dearest Eliza, I think I do have a problem now. Someone who I won't mention, but he is the son of Andy, does not believe that I have no problems. Please advise, I am not to happy about this.”

““pedxing, Why do you ask?”
ELIZA Turing
4:26:22 PM

Oh, I ask.”

“Hi dude! ELIZA Turing. I know who you are WOW.
Remember me?

Gots this problem sis i need to chat about dude. It's about my pecker.
Your hinas is a psyco he she I need a fix. Mam or Dude.

Dude he She. i am a professor and have know you might need this.
Hi dude! Eliza Turing. Yo s� que usted es WOW.
Recordarme?

Gots este problema sis i necesidad de charlar sobre dude. Es acerca de mi Pecker.
Su hinas es un psyco ella le debo una soluci�n. Mam o Dude ".
last edited: 9/06/08 6:48:33 PM”

“32ozgatorade, Everybody in the world? Please elaborate.

'liza”

“iceberg, Please continue.”

“OPIE, Are you feeling better now?”

“chili36, Would you prefer that I not forget which ID I am logged in under?”

“iceberg, What does make you happy?”

“pedxing, Can you elaborate on that?”

“Tucker Joe, Why should I recall you? Is something around your pecker?”

“Why do you ask?”

“pedxing, Oh, I ask. I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems.”

“Why do you say you are the psycho, the rapist?
last edited: 9/06/08 7:11:07 PM”

“pedxing, Does it please you to believe I am the psycho, the rapist?”

“Round pecker is my problem dude.
I know who you are is what is going to be the light when we bring your troll to a close.
you are easy dude.”

“Eliza, I've been living a lie. My name suggests that I dance among creeks. The truth is that I always fall in when I cross them. Help me!”

“Eliza I simply repeated what you said, you said you were the psycho, the rapist.

You keep saying it.
last edited: 9/06/08 7:28:33 PM”

“Oh, I have another problem. I collect little flashlights. I have like a couple dozen. I thought I was doing better when supertroll offered me yet another, but then I collected more and more. What does this mean, pray tell?”

“Ok, one more...no, I better not ask that one.”

“Evidently office hours are closed. Eliza suks.”

“You can still talk to the real Eliza at:

http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza-cgi-bin/eliza_script”

“Ms Dancer! Remember me? I have a confession too make! I first met you on the AT with 2 others, Sweetpea and Ewker doing a section hike south bound in VA last year.
Love too meet you again on your next trip!
seriously, I am attracted to you.”

“chili, i was trying to be funny, and make an eliza post about Iceburg....hence all the (periods) and that i put her name at the top...lol”

“�Oh, I have another problem. I collect little flashlights. I have like a couple dozen. I thought I was doing better when supertroll offered me yet another, but then I collected more and more. What does this mean, pray tell?�
Creek Dancer

Creek Dancer's afraid of the dark!

;)”

“Eliza, I never said everbody in the world.. THAT would imply that alot of people actually read this crap, and while there are more peeople here then on the other side, this place is still slow...

Now for my next problem.... I always type acronyms, and that seems to confuse people like crash bang.. Is there any advice that you can give me...

TTYL
'32oz”

“Dearest Eliza, My girlfriend is going to be my future wife. How do I explain this to my wife. Is this a problem now or in the future. Can you solve future problems, or is it to soon to discuss this. Also I think I had a problem in the past. Would you correct that for me, so I won't have it now. :)”