Hello again. My name is ELIZA.

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I just gotta say,   if you've got a fiancé all lined up and everything, and it's "Dearest Eliza...."

That's uncool,                       Iceberg.

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“32ozgatorade, How do you feel about not typing acronyms?

'LIZA”

“iceberg, Have you tried working this out with your girlfriend and wife?”

“tiltTiltBLAM, Let it out. Do you feel better?”

“To all who want to meddle in my business, please let Eliza have first imput. It is most important that this happens. And Tilt, your right it is uncool, in fact it is really hot :)”

“Hi Eliza

I gots a questun fer you. You see I wanna murry my hunk of a man but I dont got no front teef. I dont wunt my picturs to show me wit no toofies. I aint got no money eifer. What shuld I do?”

“Hey Gurl, lol, looks like you don't have fingers either, are you using your teeth to type with.”

“Dearest Eliza, I have a problem now. I need your advice. Please help me, I have gurl problems.”

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I'm a little teapot short & stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When you tip me over, hear me shout

Sock It To Me Baby, Let It ALL Hang Out!

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“There's an haiku in there trying to get out.”

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