McCain picks Palin

“Little punk!”

“I hope the democrat learns to hold on to his soap.”

“The Top 10 Comments from this slimey Democratic state Rep. Mike Kernell if he chose to crawl out of his hole and show his face:

10) "My son is an idiot."

9) "The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree."

8) "It's all GWB's fault."

7) "I told him not to get caught."

6) "I'm glad my involvement was not discovered."

5) "The daily DNC talking points FAX is not a suicide pact."

4) "Why is not the media coming to my son's defense?"

3) "The Party of Jim Crow abandoned my son."

2) "I'll make sure whatever jail he goes to has everything he needs to do further hacking."

1) "I blame Sarah Palin just for being alive."”

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Spill Baby Spill



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“LMAO@poorlittlet*ltypoo”

“I wobnder what the Mississippi Gulf Coast is going to be like when Palin's Pals get through with it.”

“Oh, I wobnder, wobnder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO

Who wrote the Book Of Love?”

“I love it when Palin said, "There must be consequences". I'll bet it's been ages since the MSM and the Left heard something that clear and right.”

“Kernell was asked by WMC-TV of Memphis what he thought of Bristol Palin.

He replied, "She's not my type."

In Federal PYITA prison, she might start looking better to him.”

“this is travesty, not justice..”

“Why did Little George and the Dick do it to millions of Americans then? Double Standard!!They were the evil government when they did it.

You girls ready for the Sanford showdown tomorrow, will he get life for extending the AT all the way to Argentina? LMAO
last edited: 5/02/10 10:20:46 PM”

“Did Sanford do a lot of hacking when he cut dat trail?”

“

Spill Baby Spill


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“wouldn't be surprised at all if Green"peace" or some similar group sabotaged this.”

“That sounds like a good talking point for Sarah.”

“The high drain blister is channeling sister sara?”

“Dang, who told Sarge?

I thought we were keeping the real agenda a secret.”

“still ... wouldn't be surprised

and I know you wouldn't be surprised either”

“Palin has issued a statement through her Facebook page thanking the jury in the hacking case for having "thoroughly and carefully weighed the evidence and issued a just verdict." She added, "As Watergate taught us, we rightfully reject illegally breaking into candidates� private communications for political intrigue in an attempt to derail an election.”

““still ... wouldn't be surprised

and I know you wouldn't be surprised either”

One of the byproducts of Freedom, eh?”

“

Shill Sara Shill


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“She's like a post-op brain donor ---- but who'd want it?”

“Palin promotes offshore drilling in the middle of oil spill

By John Byrne
Monday, May 3rd, 2010 -- 9:29 am

As an oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico grows larger by the hour, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin continues to stick to "drill, baby, drill."

In a 30-minute speech to a Republican crowd in Kansas City Saturday, the onetime Republican vice presidential nominee dubbed the gulf spill "very tragic" but added: �I want our country to be able to trust the oil industry.�

Writing in the Kansas City Star, reporter Steve Kraske summed up her remarks as, "She said the U.S. must wean itself from foreign oil in order to be truly free."

�We�ve got to tap domestically because energy security will be the key to our prosperity,� Palin remarked.

Palin spoke as BP and military officials sought to get a handle on a leaking oil rig site in the Gulf of Mexico, which is purportedly leaking as many as 5,000 barrels of oil a day. The leak began after an explosion on an offshore rig sent the rig to the bottom of the sea and unsheathed a tube that was supposed to be carrying oil to the surface.

Kraske noted that Palin's speech was also rich with God and "gottas."

There were lots of �we gottas,� religious references, praise for the troops and even a trademark Palin growl or two as she outlined a conservative vision for the country that adheres, in her view, far more closely to the Constitution.

�We believe that God shed his grace on thee,� she said. �We still believe that America is exceptional.�

In response to a question from local radio talk show host Chris Stigall about her political plans, Palin punted. Although she has hinted in recent months that she is considering a 2012 run for the White House, Palin on Saturday joked that she might run next for a PTA position when her son, Trig, starts school.

Palin spoke to a group called "Preserving American Liberty." She wouldn't disclose how much -- or if -- she was paid for her speech. The former governor has been earning as much as $100,000 for each appearance.


http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0503/palin-promotes-offshore-drilling-middle-oil-spill/”

“Maybe rosey can teach David how to hold onto his soap.”

“
Karma is a b!tch.

”

“Awww, poor widdle Palin lover...”

“T*ltypoo might teach David to throw down his soap. LOL”

“, Palin on Saturday joked that she might run next for a PTA position when her son, Trig, starts school

Of course its a joke. She doesn't actually want any kind of position when the money is this easy and she doesn't have to work for it.
She wouldn't take a job volunteer or paid. Its too much like work.
LMAO

And what about Trogolo?”

“SILLY LIBBIE ANSWERS FOR WHEN THEY HAVE NO ARGUMENT:

1) You want children to suffer.
2) You don�t believe in science.
3) You�re homophobic.
4) That�s all George Bush�s fault.
5) You want polar bears to die.
6) You�re stupid.
7) You�re crazy.
8) Republicans did it too.
9) Who�s paying you to say that?
10) Nazi!
11) You�re racist.
12) You hate the poor.
13) Blah, blah�.Sarah Palin and her kids�..
14) Stop listening to Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck
15) That�s mean.
16) You�re an extremist.
17) Fascist!
18) The Huffington Post/MSNBC/DailyKos said�..
19) You hate women.
20) You�re in the pocket of Big ________.
21) You hate old people.
22) You want sick people to die.
23) You own guns to compensate for something.
24) You don�t care about the environment.
25) Warmonger!”

“Funny you mentioned Trogolo and Non showed up on the scene!”

“

We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!”

“That's where you belong, Stobie.

“Funny you mentioned Trogolo and Non showed up on the scene!”
roseymonster

Yup, he is kind of a cave-dweller.”

“Must of caved-in ?”

“Stinko peachy-keen.”

“The poor little demorat hero is going to prison. :-)”

“DrunkO loves him some prison rape, as long as it's not prison rape rape.”

“You're the one who seems fixated on ass pounding and dropping the soap...”

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Infographic
April 21, 2010 | ISSUE 46�16

Sarah Palin's Speaking Demands

A draft contract containing details about Sarah Palin's speaking fee and requirements was obtained by California State University, Stanislaus, students who claim they found the document in a Dumpster. Here are some of her demands:

Hotel room must have a "moose couture" styling to it
Most recent copy of all newspapers
Children's caretaker must be of Korean ethnicity or higher
50-gallon aquarium containing a minimum of eight piranhas that haven't been fed in a week and a bucket of ducks
If the name of the speaking venue exceeds four syllables, then it must be temporarily changed to "Thompson Hall"
Book of word searches and package of string cheese for Todd
Extra red clothing just in case something happens to her other red clothing
Audio engineer must ensure speakers are capturing full #&%!$iness of voice
Dressing-room lighting fixtures must be equipped with non-efficient bulbs
Palin must have "five (5) black pillar candles of 13" in length and 3" in circumference, one (1) stone altar of Baphomet, one (1) obsidian dagger, and one (1) baby delivered to her dressing area no less than two hours prior to her speech"

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“Poor t*ltypoo thinks The Onion is real "news".”

“The sad part is�. this really is the best the rednecks can produce.”

“Yeah, even Jindal is calling for the head of BP. That just WON'T sit well with the bagger crowd...”

“Jindal is royally #&%!$ed.”

““You're the one who seems fixated on ass pounding and dropping the soap...”
roseymonster
1:15:21 PM
5/03/10

Yeah, what's with the guy?
Stobie is all about that stuff and XLAX is obsessed with death and violence.
They are the Demented Duo.

Even Sarge and Conformist won't touch that stuff with a ten meter cattle prod.”

“Poor repressed Stovie. Well, who can blame him for staying in the closet. We've seen how his state treats homosexuals...”

“Have you taught poor little David how to hang on to his soap yet, rosey? LOLOLOLOLOL”