Chill'in on the Two Lakes Loop

“Motherf.....
Allow me to set the record straight.

I once drove 95 mph with Stingeyhiker mooching yet another ride so we could get to brookville just as they were hitting the trail.


As far as my rudeness to Nigal is concerned, I think it was incredibly rude of him to allow me to drink half a fifth of Quervo Gold alone on Friday night and then Saturday I put away a whole liter of rum plus some of his bourbon and he still didn't manage to get half that bottle gone! And I'm the pussie!? Niggah please! LOL!”

“It's called conservation. I managed to only drink half the bottle which means there will be less production and shipping which cuts down on green house gases. I'm saving the effing world here dude!

Speaking of gas; did ya ever get the smell of my farts out of your hair? LOL!”

“ummm, what was your @ss doing so close to his head?”

“I was sitting on the log he was using as a pillow. I imagine he liked it pretty well cause he never moved after the first four farts. Haha!”