I'm going to walmart.

“Shall I meet you there stovestomper? :)

the rest of you walmart haters......


:P~~~~~~PHTHHHHH!”

“Don't forget to wear your t-shirt and sweat pants:)”

“and waldies j/k

Go Kmart!”

“are you barefoot?”

“Show some butt crack”

“nothing says love like Walmart on Valentine's Day.”

“whats the store number, I will be in the parking lot, by the cart return rack, the one on the side with the tree nearby”

“KMART...? Are they still in business?”

“say hi to the old man/woman at the front door for me”

“Don't wash your hair for 4 days before you go there, then you'll blend right in. But if you went to the uber walmart near us, you'd have to look Mexican to blend in. Even all of the announcements are in spanish.”

“Hey !

Pick me up some of them tater boats from the deli.”

“LOL....We have to do the MDA drive every Labor Day. I end up occasionlly being assigned to the front door of KMart....so I have gotten in the habit of putting my flyers and what not in a BIG Walmart bag....(LOL)”

“well, I'm back. As a matter of fact, right cross the street from the super walmart is a big K!

Had to get the kitties some new toys. i don't know where they all end up but they seem to dissapear! had to get some lady stuff too...so it was a good trip. No screaming families were out yet.”

“Where are my Tater Boats ???”

“Well if Tater Tots are "small jubblies" then Tater BOATS woudld BE?”

“Tater Wedges. I hear folks in wal-mart calling them tater boats for some reason ???”

“XL, do you think anyone even notices what kind of bag the annoying man trying to pass stuff out to them has? (LOL)”

“sorry minish, the deli wasn't open yet.”

“DANG”

“Look under your fridge, SC. We've cleared out 35 cat toys from there at a time before.”

“Sass I am tempted to reply but then I have to add the whole Legal Disclaimer to avoid hurt feelings.....”

“martyr”

“Whatever.”

“how is this funny?”

“Ah, so OPIE hates blacks AND children. Good to know.”

“Where did it say the family was black?

If that old dude slapped my 2 y.o. he'd get the hell beat out of him.”

“damn straight, and then I'd piss on him like he was a dorm room sink.”

“if you knew were this wal-mart was, you'd know they were black, but the name is almost a dead give away.

I don't hate them Nigal, I just don't know why we just can't get along....We need to love one enough, blah”

“Sonya and Sabrina Mathis didn't sound like ethnic names to me.”

“the offender was white. was he the only honkey in the entire store?

sonya and sabrina? they could be black or white
last edited: 9/03/09 6:10:30 AM”

“Crash...bit of lexicon advice..thats not Honkey...its Cracker down here...LOL.”

“I was in a walmart east of Atlanta a few months ago and I didn't see another white person in the entire store. My daughter said she saw a white couple in electronics. Its possible he could have been the only honkey in the entire store.”

“I have been the only honkey in alot of different places since i moved to atlanta...it's eye opening when your the minority finally.”

“i'm going here today...
http://www.dejavu.com/club.asp?c=18487”

“was this you ,bama?
http://www.waaytv.com/Global/story.asp?S=11038298”

“Hitting a stranger's child? That's asking for a beatdown.”

“That old cracker deserved to have a close encounter with the floor.”

““Where did it say the family was black?

If that old dude slapped my 2 y.o. he'd get the hell beat out of him.”
dayhiker
4:52:28 AM
9/03/09

Ditto. His mug shot would have reflected that too.”

“Dang, t*lty went to Wal-Mart and beat on a black kid? Not cool, even for someone that wants to fry babies.”

“stfustomper”

““damn straight, and then I'd piss on him like he was a dorm room sink.”
hyway
5:04:38 AM
9/03/09

Thanks! I just had OJ shoot out my nose”

“wohoo! I'm going to shop at walmart tonight after work for some food for my weekend trail outing coming up :) I love shopping at midnight at walmart :)”

“yikes!”

“That's when the freaks come out, huh? The problem is that around here, the freaks are always out.”

“midnight is when there are less people. I like the midnight people than the day time people.”

“What I don't get is when I go to Walmart like at 2 in the morning and there are still families shopping in there with little kids!!”

“The other perfect Day Hike”

“Wally world now sells inertia meals”