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Protection on the trail - humor
I don't wish to further thread deterioration, so this goes in a separate thread.

Chuck Norris - Will He Blend?
http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=chuck
(the "unsafe" in the link refers to "please don't try this at home")
Bess
6:34:00 PM
1/07/08

Chuck Norris doesn't need trail protection, the trail needs protection from him.
lumberzac
6:39:30 PM
1/07/08

My new hiking partners are Chuck Norris and Steven Segal.
yotaman
6:50:56 PM
1/07/08

there is no chin behind chuck norris's beard. only another fist

if jack bauer was gay, his name would be chuck norris
crash bang
6:52:48 PM
1/07/08

Chuck Norris never sleeps........he waits.
mildbill
6:59:29 PM
1/07/08

jack bauer doesnt go hunting. he goes killing. "hunting" implies a chance of failure. jack bauer does not fail
crash bang
7:11:15 PM
1/07/08

who is jack bauer?
GatherNoMoss
7:11:59 PM
1/07/08

crash bang
7:14:00 PM
1/07/08

LOL..what was the interview with Chuck Norris where the guy asked. "If you and Steven Segal got in a fight who would win?"

Chuck replied, " I would, I can outrun Steve."
XL400236
5:42:25 AM
1/08/08

I always carry at least 4 ultra thins with me.
pitbull
6:01:45 AM
1/08/08

No idea what you mean by "ultrathins" Pitbull, but I know what most women think when they hear "ultrathins" and "Protection" in the same sentence.
treebait
6:05:36 AM
1/08/08

LOL..someone send me a vid of a guy waking up with a girl and she starts taking handfuls of pills asking if he wants a "cocktail" then she says its AZT.

There you go girls. Right before the guy gets his freak on tell him you need a cocktail and pop a bunch of vitamins in your mouth and tell him,"Its AZT cocktail, you want some? Cause you will later."
XL400236
6:14:26 AM
1/08/08

when chuck norris goes hiking he just stands at the trail head and the trail slides forward under his feet
thriftyhiker
6:19:47 AM
1/08/08

MarkO
6:40:24 AM
1/08/08

MarkO
6:40:48 AM
1/08/08

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