Protection on the trail - humor

“I don't wish to further thread deterioration, so this goes in a separate thread.

Chuck Norris - Will He Blend?
http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=chuck
(the "unsafe" in the link refers to "please don't try this at home")”

“Chuck Norris doesn't need trail protection, the trail needs protection from him.”

“My new hiking partners are Chuck Norris and Steven Segal.”

“there is no chin behind chuck norris's beard. only another fist

if jack bauer was gay, his name would be chuck norris”

“Chuck Norris never sleeps........he waits.”

“jack bauer doesnt go hunting. he goes killing. "hunting" implies a chance of failure. jack bauer does not fail”

“who is jack bauer?”

“LOL..what was the interview with Chuck Norris where the guy asked. "If you and Steven Segal got in a fight who would win?"

Chuck replied, " I would, I can outrun Steve."”

“I always carry at least 4 ultra thins with me.”

“No idea what you mean by "ultrathins" Pitbull, but I know what most women think when they hear "ultrathins" and "Protection" in the same sentence.”

“LOL..someone send me a vid of a guy waking up with a girl and she starts taking handfuls of pills asking if he wants a "cocktail" then she says its AZT.

There you go girls. Right before the guy gets his freak on tell him you need a cocktail and pop a bunch of vitamins in your mouth and tell him,"Its AZT cocktail, you want some? Cause you will later."”

“when chuck norris goes hiking he just stands at the trail head and the trail slides forward under his feet”