When is Lyra & ENS baby due

“Date - February 3

Time - 7:14 pm

Weight - 6 lb 4 oz

Lenght - 19"
last edited: 1/07/08 10:01:45 AM”

“According to the "2008 Coming of the AntiChrist Almanac" it will be:

Feb 8th at midnight

6lb 6.6 oz

Length: 21 inches minus the tail”

“January 26
5:40 am
6lbs. 8 oz.
18"”

“Feb. 16
10:43 am
6lbs. 14oz
20.5"
Born somewheres on the trail in the Adirondacks. First kid born on a TT trip. (FYAO)”

“I like February 3.

That was The Day The Music Died in 1959 and surely that will be The Day Peace And Quiet dies for those two!
Hoohoohahahahahahahahaha!

4:20 PM
3 Kilograms
50.8 Centimeters”

“HAHA!! Ohhhh lordy, you guys are hilarious. Feb 3rd is already ENS's birthday, the baby needs his/her own.

Only 6 pounds?? It already feels like it weighs around 50. My mom's 3 babies were all exactly 8 pounds, that has to be some kind of weirdo record!”

“So when is your due date Lyra? Not that that really means anything because only 3% of babies are actually born on their due dates.”

“Oooh.... nifty birthmark.   Is that Aramaic?”

“Wow, maybe ENS really is Buddy Holly re-incarnate!!

Well...................that'll be the day!

It's so easy..........”

“Maybe he's the Big Bopper re-incarnated. Ever think of that?”

“Maybe Richie Valens!!

What ever the deal, ENS is a rockin' cat~!”

“Feb.4th
8lbs.
21 inches.

Sorry , Buddy Holly and Richie Vallens sported Pompadours. This baby will certainly be a cuddly mop-top. (Regardless of its gender)”

“Hey, ENS can have a pompadour!

If he grows some side burns and he can play Elvis.”

“January 8th

50 lbs.

37 inches

Girl”

“Umm I sure hope the baby doesn't weigh 50 lbs...I think you'd need the "jaws of life" to get it out.

Though I suppose you could start a new record or something...Your mom gave birth to eight pound babies...you can certainly do better than that, Lyra!


Meanwhile, adoption is sounding better and better to me.”

“Question is - will he'she be born wearing a backpack aand hiking boots?”

“OK people, we are getting silly here.”

“Date - February 3

Time - 7:14 pm

Weight - 6 lb 4 oz

Lenght - 19

sex - boy”

“What you got against Sir Sillyness anyway? He happens to be a good friend of mine. sniff*”

“Getting silly MarkO?

How was the trip?”

“Who me?

No way!

Lake Placid was a hoot........and good snow, to boot.”

“LOL!! You people are seriously cracking me the heck up. Bowlder, that's especially "funny."
;-D

Creek Dancer, I don't really like to tell my "due date," or even think about it really, since like you said only 3% of people actually have their babies on that day. I just call February my "due month," because it would be considered fully baked if it came out basically any time around then!

We had a vote at my shower to see what people thought the sex of the baby would be...about 3/4 said "boy." We also did the "ring test," but that was a total bust! It didn't really make any kind of pattern...the critter is very secretive.”

“OH yeah, I'm sayin'..............GIRL.

What the hell is "the ring test"?”

“You obviously don't go to many baby showers. That's when you take your wedding ring and tie it to a string, and somebody dangles it over your tummy. If it swings back & forth, it's a boy...if it swings in a circle, it's a girl. Doye! Very scientific.”

“If I had to venture a bet:
I say boy
8.5 pounds
21 inches
dark brown hair
either blue or green eyes.

February 9th at 5pm.”

“Is it too late to vote for TWINS?

I guess
Boy
9lbs
Feb 12
4am

And the chances are very good that the kid will be a bonehead!”

“that is a very good guess Lt... twins have been ruled out.”

“

Boy
6llbs
Feb 8
2.35pm
last edited: 1/07/08 3:55:48 PM”

“Begin countdown to Spacemonkey blast-off!”

“OK, February being her due month, and it coming out anytime would be considered fully baked...therefire I surmise she's due toward the end of the month. Being a first time mother, it's likely she'll go past the due date rather than earlier.....and I say boy just because my girl needs a TT boyfriend the same age.

So,


Boy
February 23
7:54PM
8lb 4oz
19 1/2 inches



But what do I know. I didn't even win my own baby pool!”

“Well, it's January 8th. Any action?”

“Here's an action for you! (insert crude hand gesture here)
;-D

That's what they say, smiley, about first-timers being later...but both the girls in my childbirth class had their first babies 2 weeks before their alleged "due date."

I would wager the exact same thing as ENS...he always reads my mind! :-) Except I'd say later at night, like after 11pm.”

“This kid is gettin' bigger....

Do I hear 10 pounds?”

“One of the girls from our childbirth class had a 10-pounder...no painkillers, no problem.”

“I didn't have painkillers either.


I say...

February 14th
10:06am
boy
20.5"
8lbs, 6oz.”

“A Valentine's baby would be cute!

Hmmm, we'll have to think of a fabulous prize for the person who guessed the closest. Perhaps the baby's first poop would do nicely!”

“my son's paternal grandfather was born on Valentine's day and his middle name is Valentine.”

“Or you could go with 'Valentino' for more of that Continental flair.”

“One of the girls from our childbirth class had a 10-pounder

our first was 10-4 and almost 2 weeks early, born c-section...took two doctors to pull him out...his wait's perfectly normal now”

“well babys poop isn't assssss gross when they're newborns....the stuff really gets rank, however, when the kid starts eating normal food. Now thats gross. lol.

Uhh please don't send me any poop because of this post. lol.”

“"A Valentine's baby would be cute!"

This kid will be cute regardless.”

“well babys poop isn't assssss gross when they're newborns

amen, we're in the turd stage now...i had to change a diaper full of raisenettes yesterday”

“whats the ring test?”

“That's when you take your wedding ring and tie it to a string, and somebody dangles it over your tummy. If it swings back & forth, it's a boy...if it swings in a circle, it's a girl. Doye! Very scientific.”
lyra
3:08:24 PM
1/07/08”

“So, poop it is!

Your wife is the one who's supposed to be losing her mind, Currahee, not you. ;-)”

“Wow!!

You tryin' to provoke the guy?”

“Ok this is driving me crazy...that picture Y2 put up of the little kid in the monkey costume is just SOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!! AWWWWWWWW

Ok I've done the sterotypical girl thing. Now resuming normal personality.”

“My kids were much cuter than that.

>8^b”

“That kid makes me smile. How can you possibly top that?


Oh wait, you could stick a kid in a bear costume! NO NO....BUNNIES. A cute little white fluffy bunny with big floppy ears.”

“Feb 29th
8lb 1oz
20in
boy
5:30PM”