Not 44

“I know, yall probably don't care...but I feel like I've had an unbirthday. Recently my hubby celebrated his 44 birthday...for some reason I started thinking Iwas 44!!! Then I told someone no...I'm 43...well dang if I'm not 42....I did the math and was so relieved!!!!”

“Happy unbirthday!”

“Congratulations crazygurl!!”

“Isn't that exciting???? I feel reborn!”

“That's kinda scary Crazygurl!”

“Quick, what's your name?”

“Cool, maybe that will work for me!

Let's see: 2007 - 1960. Nope. Still 47.”

“aaaah....sorry Creek.

I did that once with our anniversary...the hubby was NOT amused!”

“Hey, since you couldn't remember your age I thought you might have a little trouble with your name.”

“Umm I hate to remind yah crazygurl,but the fact is your over FORTY,and as all teenagers know that makes you OLD...(big grin)

Sheesh .........you got YEARS to go before you even begin to think old....and personaly I think women are at their hottest in their 40`s...”

“CG, at least we are not as old as dirt like Marko!”

“Where the hell is the cake?”

“Okay.... the Answer is 42.....

What is the Question?

(don't panic)”

“Yeah, and you'll never have gray hair like MarkO.”

“dang kids”

“Not as long as Preference by Loreal (#17) is bottled!”

“MarkO has hair?

Thanks Paddles!

Tilt...I'm paniced!!!”

“Shucks lady, I donated hair!

Paddles looks like The Evil Emperor Ming.”

“Thanks for all the fish.”

“heh... 42 is a long way off the in rear view mirror. It is still vaguely visible as I was that age when my daughter was born. But sheesh it is a strain to see that far back.”

“When is CG's real birthday?”

“Some people say its your knees and other joints that go first with age, ..... guess not in your case ;)”

“April 21...so now do I get to celebrate twice?

Actually mind went a long time ago!”

“Paddles looks like The Evil Emperor Ming.


dang and there I was going for Yul Brunner ..(LOL)”

“Here we go again....naming paddles twin...haven't we done this already????

I look like Vicki Lawrence! So I've been told!”

“I look like chewbacca”

“Here's a picture of me in case anyone wants to know.


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“In that case Creek Dancer, one of my sisters was in on the delivery of one of your babies at Columbia Hospital For Women in D.C.............some years back.”

“hey CD, did the invisible man ever get ravished by superman while he (the invisible man) was making love to you?
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“Those hot pants are smokin'!”

“I dunno. I never saw the invisible man.

Yup, those hot pants are smokin'! Now where oh where did I leave my golden rope??

That's cool that your sister got to meet me Marko.”

“BTW, to avoid any blowing chucks complications, I must ask, "have you ever heard the joke about Wonder Woman, The invisible man and superman?"”

“Nope, never heard that one. Not sure I want to hear it now!”

“when someone asks how old you are, you have to do the math”

“Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.

Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.

Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?"

The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my arse sore."


(BTW, an "I'm not sure I want to here it" isn't exactly saying you don't want to hear it. ;) Thought I'd post it before someone made themselves definite)
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“The cool thing is that you gained an extra two years. Heck, I'd be happy to find an extra two hours!!!”

“you are still over 40 which is basically old and crunchy”

“does that mean i'm still young and chewy?”

“more like aging and rancid”

“what's wrong with being old? i'm 47 and loving it!”

“what's wrong with being old? i'm 47 and loving it!”


Absolutely nothing,I wouldn`t give up being in my 40`s for nuthin.I love being in this age bracket !”

“44! Whew, I thought you were talking about my waistline.”

“Tilt's right, CG, don't panic, it's mostly harmless.”

“crazygurl - congratulations upon your 45th birthday”

“LOL....HOG...we are going backwards....not forwards!!!

I'm not paniced. It was nice to realize that the 40's aren't almost over. I'm actually enjoying it.”

“40, the new 30...”

“What a coinkydink. I'm not 44 either.”

“glad they are going well for you crazygurl - for me the 40's really sucked”

“Could be better..... LOL”