Out of Context Quotes (Sarge Rules)

“heres where you can go wild with out of context quotes

say, for example, I said

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation”

“you could say

"people eat God"

because all those letters or words are in there, in that order

1 addendum

you should put the original quote in your post

thank you

that is all
last edited: 11/02/07 6:09:11 AM”

“crash, wasn't it you who was recently complaining to somebody for not following your idea of the rules on the "that's what she said" thread?

You're the new thread rule maker upper?”

“the OOC thread has a history of what is acceptable OOC post and what isn't. These aren't new "rules"”

“you must want to blow me if thats how you see me”

“are you guys tickling each other right now? kina sounds like it.”
Sarge
4:30:03 AM
11/02/07
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“a guy clit ow? kink it.”
Sarge
4:30:03 AM
11/02/07””

“i think s...rge is on to something here”

“Hyway, you so funny. Hey, go to the disabled thread and answer my challenge to you if you're not chicken.”

“you blow god.”
hyway
4:37:52 AM
11/02/07


you are a blowhard bulldog with a god complex.”
hyway
4:37:52 AM
11/02/07
last edited: 11/02/07 6:40:10 AM”

“why dont the three of you exchange phone numbers then you could bug each other to your hearts content and we wouldn't have to bear witness to the madness :O”

“damn. i wanted to turn that into something about buggering, but there wasnt another "g"”

“I apologize sweetpea for my abhorrent decision to leave sarge off ignore. It was a reckless thing for me to do that showed no respect for the fair people of TT. It is a terrible act that resulted in more of sarge's blowhard posts. I accept any punishment from you that might result in either you or I spanking the other.

See sarge, I can apologize.”

“"I accept a spanking and will blow you"

- hyway”

“was that all in one post? oh never mind, this is sarge's idea of an OOC thread. It could have been taken from multiple threads for all he cared”

“Had to pull letters from various words, but its all there. :-)”

“did you reorder them too?

(edit)

left out my winky ;)
last edited: 11/02/07 11:54:11 AM”

“Extraction, reorder, extemporaneous joviality, its all there in one gift-wrapped basket.”

“See sarge, I can apologize.

Hyway, time and time again, in all honesty ... you demonstrate a lack of any semblance of character.”

“"Time and time again, I'm horny." - sarge”

“"I left out my winky" - hyway


No reorder necessary on that one!”

“Hey Elise would you rub my lemon?”
Nigal
4:56:10 PM
11/02/07”

“Um, yeah, Boner you do know the meaning of out of context, right?

Play your games with Sarge but leave me out. Thanks. :)
last edited: 11/02/07 2:10:05 PM”

“dude, this is the thread for really messing up peoples posts beyond all recognition. Its not really out of context, its out of reality.

Btw, nice name calling, you meanie.
last edited: 11/02/07 2:35:04 PM”

“They're not little games. They're unprovoked attacks on an innocent sweet l'il guy whom everybody picks on.”

“Geobeet




Hey Geobeet, did you ever notice I don't address you until you start with these personal attacks? It tells me you're looking for the attention. Are you? Did you need a hug?

By the way, why don't you explain to us why you lied to everyone on here by telling them I emailed elise your name? You're only lying to them, so why do that? Don't you like the other trailtalkers?

Let's ask Elise if she's reading this. Elise, did I email you anything at all about Geobeet?”

“Hey Geobeet, did you ever notice I don't undress you until you start?
Sarge”

“Get Geobeet, you remember how we kissed that one night, and you then discovered I'm not "fully" a man, and you got upset and ate 3 bags of potato chips instead of your normal two? Remember when we made up later that night? That hurt, but it was great! I miss those times.

- MarkO”

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
MarkO”

“Too fukin funny.”

“Just leave me out of your bullslt hyway.”

“if that works for you, email me your secret. he's been humping me for 3 or 4 weeks now over some b.s. from 2 years ago that never happened”

“nigal is all sensitive. Are you and sarge dating?”

“Not sensitive Hyway. I simply don't appreciate someone taking something I said and making it into a sexual come-on towards a female on this board.

I never post to you, I avoid you, I rarely even read your posts. I've done nothing to you.
last edited: 11/03/07 2:25:02 AM”

“hyways not happy unless the left, right AND center are pissed at him”

“Hey crash blood, Halloween was three days ago!

Glad to see someone else is up at this hour. Got up at 4 am. I am bored.”

“fine nigal, but you did call me boner. I didn't realize you were a puritan. I've seen you make plenty of callous jokes about others. But since you have expressed your opinion you can continue never posting to me, avoiding me, and rarely reading my posts and I shall do the same for you. nevermore, kettle.”

“classy guy”

“fine nigal, but you did call me boner.

After you fabricated a post of mine that was sexual in nature towards Elise. In my eyes you got off light.”

“its understood that the point of the thread is that youre leaving out so much stuff as to completely mangle and garble what the original poster had said, for comedic effect. as opposed to the out of context quotes thread, where you should try to change what they said as little as possible, but leaving out important before and after contextual clues

everyone understands that you were not hitting on elise, and hyway wasnt trying to insinuate that you were. its just stupid fun with words”

“don't worry about it crash. I was in the wrong. If I had just said that nigal was one word away from being a dumb phuck cracker on a football thread then he would have been cool with it. But I had the audacity to make a joke on a thread designed for jokes so I deserve to be a boner.”

“I had a joke of a boner.”

Hyway to Hell

5:55:41 PM”

“hyway, what's w/ the profanity? aren't you a family man?”

“dang it. I hate when I tell on myself.”

“See Hyway, this is why I don't even want to interact with you. Everything is a big drawn out debate and argument and justification and defense of actions. Arguments and trouble seem to follow you wherever you go and I simply do not have the time nor the energy for that.

OK, take you parting shots or justification and I'll move on with my happy life. :)”

“I...want...a...big...ju...ic...y...ha...t


Nigal
12:47:37 AM
11/04/07”

“the point is to stuff so much ass.....completely mangle the original poster
Crash Bang”

“thats the spirt!”