Out of Context Quotes (Sarge Rules)

“oh noes. three posts about HIM! I'M MOIST BEE OBSESSEDED!”

“OH NOES THATS FOUR AND THIS ONE IS FIVE OH NOES I'M RALLY MOIST BE OBSESSEDED!”

“I want to see ...cult...sex

Creek Dancer
5:01:51 AM
5/31/08”

“There was a man with a (very large) ...in his hand ...looked ... bent

Sassafras
5:13:31 PM
6/03/08”

“Just sneezed and a wad of Skoal flew out. That's not even my brand! Gotta lay some ground rules before the next makeout session with Cheney.”

“ i'd like to do it in reverse. get...out of the way�

crash bang
3:27:16 PM
6/23/08”

“I find a woody better with Peanut Butter....
divinity
5:18:40 AM
6/30/08”

“lol”

“I was really looking forward to ...Crash's junk

meangreen
11:12:15 PM
11/22/08”

“btw, the intent of this thread is not to play by just any old rules sarge decides to make up, but by one particular rule sarge appeared to be playing by on the original "out of context quotes" thread, at the time that i started this thread.

and that rule is to drop out words to make even goofier quotes. just like if youre writing an article, a research paper, etc... dropping out words is ok, but if you change word order or add words they didnt even say, well, youre not even quoting them anymore

i made the thread, i get to make the rules”

“btw, you can all rub my lemon!”

““btw, you can all squeeze my melons!”
-crash bang”

“depends on what you mean by "full size"......it's just small

last edited: 11/24/08 11:40:11 AM�
thriftyhiker
11:48:51 AM
11/24/08”

“you're provoking me unprovoked”

“"you're p...oking me"

time cline”

“The christians I like best are the ones who see the hole"
Nigal
5:34:45 PM
11/24/08”

“Presbyterians?”

“...I saw MEN there and checked them out.

Nigal
10:03:15 AM
12/01/08”

“"I hate minorities because they're all dumb." - yogisan”

“i'm a stupid f ucktard

hiker1984”

“"I like to lick my little lilly."
- crash bang”

“suzy sells seashells by the seashore

sam seasongsayer”

“Gasping for air, girls?”

“Gasping for air, girls?

salebored”

“Gasping for salebored

Geo”

“G(r)asping salebored


MarkO”

“ass ping bore gale

32oz”

“�I like to eat wood."
Hiker1984
9:14:07 PM
12/04/08”

“"Growing up" has left you with an ability to grasp manhood for yourself.”

MarkO
10:20:00 AM
1/12/09”

“Are you saying you'd like MarkO to grasp your manhood?”

“you might be able to make a pouch on your bag�
thriftyhiker
2:21:56 PM
2/10/09”

“you're not playing by the rules”

“The title is a paradox.”

“Isn't that sweet?
Y'all miss Sarge.”

“I remember asking for an ass slamming. I've been that drunk�
hyway
10:30:32 AM
2/26/09�

here ya go, you big baby!”

“rules is rules. they aren't that hard to follow”

“go play with your lama!”

“Huh?

"Llamas, they aren't hard to follow."
Hyway

Yeah, especially if ya really dig 'em.”

“i don't remember saying anything remotely like that. Now packing llama fudge, I did say something about that. But your just making up lies with teh following thing”

“Not I.........”

“am too!

hyway are you going to start to cry?

ok ok I am sorry!

there used to be a thread where you could go and PLAY with someones quote.

kinda like I did.”

“I just don't want to be known as a llama follower ...”

“TO LATE......



ok I owe you one

I am sorry.

Hyway is not a Llama follower (as far as i know)”

“Llamas are rather smelly creatures.”

“nah thats just wrong
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“On *this* board? � How Wrong Could It Be?

(uh oh)”

“....necklaces? Hmmmmm.....where do you think I can get me some of those?�
nemster
3:55:35 PM
3/17/09

I will let someone else make the appropriate changes and post it on the sarge rules thread..

'32oz”