What magazines do you fap to?

“you sick pervert”

“fap?”

“Yes, but not sick enough to know wtf "fap" means. fondle another's pen!s?”

“haha, i had to google "fap". never hear that before!”

“Same here Jim”

“So good of you to help us expand our vocabulary, cb! Always lookin out.”

“I don't know the name as it is from Checkolslovakia or some damn place like that. I can't read it but the pics are hard core and high quality.”

“Thank you, Urban Dictionary!

1) The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.

Did you see those Natalie Portman pics? *fap fap fap*

2) A sound effect for masturbation used often in japanese comics. Popularized in the english speaking world by the webcomic www.sexylosers.com

The words "FAP FAP FAP" splashed across a comic panel in which mike is watching baywatch.

3) To play with oneself (for females, this is shikking oneself)

My chemistry teacher faps himself to pics of Rush Limbaugh and Al Sharpton.

I like AARP Journal, myself.”