Hey You!

“that should cover all the hey... threads!”

“what do you want?

leave me alone!”

“¡buɐɥʇ buɐq ɥsɐɹɔ ɐ sʇı”

“don't use your korean voodoo on me”

“

Now go do that VOOODOO that you do SO WELL!”

“hey you threads are fuego.”

“Some of my best friends are Yous.”

“Hey you, out there on your own
Sitting naked by the phone
Would you touch me?
Hey you, with you ear against the wall
Waiting for someone to call out
Would you touch me?
Hey you, would you help me to carry the stone?
Open your heart, Im coming home.”

“Remember when you where a kid, you thought you could dig to China. Crash's upsidedown writing is somehow proof that you actually can.”

“You mean you can't dig to China?”

“I've done it 2x. Sissies.”

“They've been digging a well out west of here for more than a month. I figure they ought to have reached the mantle by now.”

“.... the Mohorovičić Discontinuity, at the very least, (copy&paste is so insidious).

Seems like the last time I checked a globe, most folks starting their dig in the continental US would pop out under the South Pacific somewhere (bring your rubbers; it may be a trifle damp).”

“Get offa my cloud!”

“Hey Yoo !!”

“Yes we all know the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Farmer.....

Mick says, "HEY YOU get offa my cloud"

Scottish farmer says,"HEY MCCLOUD get offa my ewe."”

“if im not mistaken, if i started digging and came out on the exact other side of the world, id be at the bottom of the ocean somewhere between australia and antarctica
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“unless the creationists are saying the earths not round because the scientists are a bunch of godless god-haters”

“If you dug a hole straight through the Earth to the other side, then jumped in feet first, would you come out the other side feet first?”

“AW CRAP NON...now we are going to start the whole Gravity/potential energy physics debate.

GOD I remember a night of Tequila, bad mexican food and 25 Cadets at the Citadel arguing what would happen.....it has to do with the effect of gravity as you pass through the center of the earth.....”

“what that it would smash you into squishy goo and one couldnt tell your head from your ass, let alone feet?”

“some folks around here can't tell their head from their ass anyway.

Besides you could only jump as far as the center. You would have to crawl the rest of the way.”

“¿,uıop noʎ ʍoɥ”

“let me have another one to turn my head and read that gibberish! I can read mirror reflections and upsidedown, the palm of your hand or a deck of cards WTF is that?”

“LOL...Good one Spirit!”

“Fine.

You?”

“Out there on the wall...”

“No thank you, I haven't done anything illegal.”