Naked Cowboy

“I am taking my son landstalker to Times Square to meet with Treebeard for lunch. His job moved there a few months ago. I plan on seeing the Naked Cowboy and wanted to know if you had anything you wanted me to tell him from you all?


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“Put some pants on!”

“lmfao wn!”

“gitty-up?”

“Wk is just jealous”

“What gauge of guitar strings does he prefer?”

“marko if I ask him that he may slap me”

“Wouldn't that be kinda hot?”

“He doesn't look naked to me.Naked defined - "bare: completely unclothed; "bare bodies".”

“UM...you might mention "It just doesn't seem that cold out here."”

“I wonder if Madame Toussaud is going to make a wax figure of him one of these days...”

“LMAO XL that is a good one”

“mark, prolly like 7's[eyeroll]”

“Hee hee!!

Yessuh, real men use .011's.”

“i love the pic of the guys behind him. you now they want to look but are trying to hide it LOL”

“Geez Maple, maybe they are lost!!”

“mapes I told you the best come back to a EXPOSER was my younger brother's wife.

They were walking downtown in Dallas when the old guy walks by with a coat on....they hear,"HEY LADY know what this is?"

They turn around and the guy is flashing his little buddy.

My Sister in law looks and replies (in an almost bored voice),"Yeah looks like a Dick..only smaller."

The guy started crying.”

“omg that is fh”

“Request something by Ian Tyson.”

“theres a monster in my pants and it does a naughty doance....ekkk monster”

“Yeah, we know those guys.... they're from just up the road.”

“BUT...he ain't nekkid!!!!”

“I'm soooo disappointed :(”

“I'm sure you are, DIV!!”

“You have a funny friend too...”

“It was a one-eyed monstah!!!”

“i'm with wounded knee, PUT SOME FREAKING PANTS ON! he grosses me out.”

“I'll bet he waxes his legs!!!!”

“Pammie, I didn't think you were such a prude.

>8^b”

“you got me excited when I saw the tittle of this thread and I thought oooooboy I'm gonna see me some real naked cowboys and I click to get in and all I see is a not so naked cowboy :(

I'm just gonna have to dress CMB up tonight in a cowboy hat and spurs.”

“Mercy!!”

“LMAO>..hahahahahahahahahahaaaa”

“That's why I love that girl....lol..hahahahahaaaaa”

“CMB wears cowboys hats?

~smirk~


That guy isn't too bad for a blonde.”

“Better file down those spurs ---”

“YOu think he ever hung out with Devaney?”

“i HATE whitey tightys. i like boxers.”

“Oh really?

Boxers = Hangy Outties”

“Ask him what he's done with Newgirl.”

“no buttons on yours mARKo?”

“


am I bad for posting that?


HAHAHA we saw him in Time Square we also saw this chick with a sign that read "FREE HUGS" and she was really getting free hugs!!! tree wonldnt let me get one. the evil bastard!!!”

“Mapes HUGS is the nick name of Michael Jackson.....it was a political statement...(LOL)”

“I heard about the free hugs movement. They are jsut free hugs, a movement against people being mean to each other. In some places the free hug people were being arrested, just for giving out free hugs.”

“Those people should be shot; that's how you spread cooties.”

“LOL tango think I should sue him for not being naked? tell the court I travled from afar (all the way from Staten Island) to see a naked cowboy and he was not naked!”

“Who handles false advertising? Federal Trade Commission?

Sounds like a couple of TT Babes wouldn't mind handling some ---”

“Free Gropeing! :)”

“If I remember correctly when he first started he was nekkid. The city pitched a hissy and arrested him at least once. He claimed since his guitar hid the "naughty bits" indecent exposure wasn't a valid charge. This was finally mutually accepted as a compromise, so I don't think the false advertising would hold up in court.”

“that guy on the couch is hairier then CMB.”