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“TT eyes badges for Libbies
Law would require non-Conservative avatar
Saturday, May 20, 2006
Human rights groups are raising alarms over a new law passed by the website parliament that would require the message board's Libbies and Socialists to wear coloured badges to identify them and other ideological minorities as non-Conservatives.
"This is reminiscent of the Holocaust," said Y2, the dean of the British Wanker Center in Washington, DC. "Trailtalk is moving closer and closer to the ideology of the Nazis."
Trailtalk expatriates living in Detroit yesterday confirmed reports that the Trailtalk parliament, called the Axis of Idiots, passed a law this week setting a dress code for all Trailtalkers, requiring them to wear almost identical "standard backpacking garments." Most notable is the restriction on cotton. Cottonsocks could not be reached for comment.
The law, which must still be approved by Trailtalk's "Supreme Guide and Webmaster," Matt before being put into effect, also establishes special avatars to be displayed by non-Conservatives.
Trailtalk's roughly 25,000 Libbies would have to display a gif file of Hillary getting punched in the nose, while Socialists would display a Russian sickle and hammer commie thingie and Atheists would be forced to display Jesus spanking Noam Chomsky with a barbed cross.
"There's no reason to believe they won't pass this," said Violin. "It will certainly pass unless there's some sort of international outcry over this."
Treebeard, the chief executive of the Staten Island Jewish Congress, said he was "stunned" by the measure. "We thought this had gone the way of the dodo bird, but clearly in Trailtalk everything old and bad is new again," he said. "It's Matt-sponsored religious discrimination."
Laqtis, an Trailtak exile living in Detroit, said the law could come into force as early as next year.
It would make ideological minorities immediately identifiable and allow Neo-Cons to avoid contact with non-Connies.
Marko said it will make life even more difficult for Iran's small pockets of Libbie, Socialist and other ideological minorities -- the website is overwhelmingly Bushies. "They have all been persecuted for a while, but these new website rules are going to make things worse for them," he said.
The new law was drafted two years ago, but was stuck in cyberspace until recently when it was revived at the behest of President The Great Matt.
A spokesman for Trailtalk in Ottawa refused to comment on the measures. "This is nothing to do with anything here," said a press secretary who identified himself as Mr. Gremlin.
"We are not here to answer such questions."
The Simon Wiesenthal Centre has written to Lyra, the Secretary-General of Monkeys, protesting the Trailtalk law and calling on the international community to bring pressure on Trailtalk to drop the measure.
"The world should not ignore this," said Bearmagnet. "The world ignored Hitler for many years -- he was dismissed as a demagogue, they said he'd never come to power -- and we were all wrong."
Lee said Canada and other nations should take action to isolate S-rge in light of the new law, which he called "chilling," and his previous string of anti-Libbie statements.
"There are some very frightening parallels here," he said. "It's time to start considering how we're going to deal with this person."
Mel Gibson's dad has repeatedly described the Holocaust as a myth and earlier this year announced Trailtalk would host a conference to re-examine the history of the Nazis' "Final Solution."
He has caused international outrage by publicly calling for Ohio to be "wiped off the map."
Trailtalk does not yet have nuclear weapons, but Tehran believed by Western nations to be developing its own nuclear flamewars, in defiance of international protocols and peace treaties.
Backpacker.com, Whiteblaze.net, and AppalachianTrail.org accuse Trailtalk of using a civilian nuclear program to secretly build a weapon. Trailtalk denies this, saying its program is confined to generating a profit margin.
Jews were made to wear stars to identify them in Nazi Germany.
When will the do nothing Libbies wake up?
“All Your Websites Are Belong To Us”
“Will the badges be color-coordinated to match a hikers' gear?”
“yes. they will be commie red and pinko pink (also appropriate for the evil gay-lovers)”
“What will the Peerublicans do without their juden duden?”
“Does this mean we have to boycott TT until Matt gives up his badges & Nuclear weapons? I'm not sure I could do that.”
“WAIT...how bout those hikers who cut even their labels off thier gear in an effort to cut even 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 oz off the hiking weight....won't they just cut the badge off?
Personally I will be the first to protect the Libbies and the Cardiacdrippers....hey they are entertaining and it give me a chance to teach children about the dissociative nature of libbie thinking. Kind of a COUNTER LOGIC.”
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