No Pay-Off Left Behind

“In the tradition of the Armstrong Williams fiasco, it seems there is yet another person paid off by the Bush Administration to promote its agenda. Maggie Gallagher has apologized for not mentioning the pay-off in her column to promote Bush's marriage initiative. Armstrong did the same for his part in promoting the "No Child Left Behind" policy.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/ALLPOLITICS/03/28/gao.columnist/index.html

In a further development, it has come to light that another person has been paid off to discredit pundits of the administration. He doesn't promote any specifics and basically has nothing to say, but exhibits incessant rambling in support of the Bush policies, no matter what they may be. Known only as Stovestomper, the GAO is pursuing an in-depth investigation into his unprovoked attacks on the public at large!”

“LOL@tree”

“Doesn't he carry an unregistered staple gun with the serial numbers filed off?”

“Oynx is on the payrole too!!!”

“No Pay-Off Left Behind? Wasn't that a biblical fiction series of books where all the corrupt politians disappear in the blink of an eye and the whole government is gone?”

“He's a danger to society. He’s even been known to give away weapons of mass destruction as gifts. Here’s the proof.

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“I don't know, Nigal. But, when they mentioned the jawbone of an ass, I figured it had something to do with Stovie! :)”

“Well the fact that he fuels that baby with African yellow cake would explain his posts the last few months. Damn nuke fumes have cooked his brains!”

“Step away from the crystal meth pipe, tree. ;-)”

“Ok, Stovie. The last stuff you sold me was crap anyway!”

“Yeah, that baking powder and Splenda stuff was crap!”

“Nigal's right! It carmelized on me, ferchissakes!”

“Selling failure is a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.”

“Step away from the crack pipe, violin dear.”

“Man, you have quite a clientele, Stovie!”

“Next thing you know, we'll find that Stovie is really a gay prostitute!
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“Homophobia is not approved by we Liberals, hunnybuns.”

“Yeah, ok, Kev!”

“Not homophobia Stovie. You mean you haven't heard any stories about Guckert/Gannon?”

“Okay folks, here it comes ...

(Cue Stove Stomper)

Jerry, ... C'mon Stovie, you do it so good.”

“Okay now, admit it, all us left wing socialist red liberal pinko commies just can't take it when the economy is doing so well that Shrub can afford to pay off bogus journalists and cut taxes at the same time while juggling two wars and oil drilling interests.”

“You are a very strange man, Geo.”