Shortage of precious liquid causes price jump!

“I thought you were talking about precious bodily fluids ...”

“Lol! I saw this. Funny thing is, after the hurricanes the markets were hit with a glut of fruit, most of which became frozen concentrate. It'll take years for the groves to recuprate.”

“Besides the hurricane damage, apparently some fungus or other organism got distributed around the citrus growing area and entire groves are being cut down and burned. It will take a decade to recover, assuming the bug dies out by then.”

“Citrus canker. Verrrry bad juju.”

“I think I'm going to switch to grape juice for my morning juice.”

“I can live without orange juice, but if this happens in Columbia, man, ... I'm gonna have to go into detox or something.

Save our Coffee Beans!”

“Well, I've been buying flats of OJ in little bottles for a couple years now so I can get my morning juice fix. Right now, a flat of 24 10oz bottles costs $10 at Costco, or $0.42/bottle. But if the price goes up too much, I might be forced to choose something else. Sorry Florida.”

“Good luck finding American produced grape juice. Apple juice and little bottles of orange juice, for that matter too. Look at the label; I stopped buying Juicy Juice brand because many of their juices are from China.”

“How's the sour grapes crop lookin' this season?”

“OK, that does it, I'm going to Costco tonight and buying two three-pound cans.”

“As long as the beer supply and cost stays constant we should be fine.”

“I wish I had a grinder, they sell HUGE bags of roasted beans there. But I have no grinder. And I'm too cheap to buy one, boohoooo.”

“holy crap you scared me...i thought this was about whiskey”