Sacco's NY Social Lounge

“LMFAO

I almost sent water out my nose.

big blabber mouth!!!”

“no go sit in the corner hyway. all your drinks are on me tonight. just hush up!”

“whoohooo, do i get to pick the body part?”

“OMG will you hush up. they will find us here.


man, men with big mouths!!
*shaking head*”

“wow very cool.”

“I'll need a big mouth to lap up all the booze I plan to pour on you tonight”

“why are the bottles on the right leaning left, or am I getting tipsy just reading the labels?”

“they are dems.

mooohhaawww


oh and ewwwww @ hyway!”

“ok I am back.”

“ewwwww = every where where whisky wets women?
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“oh well. mapleleaf can live forever in the bar.

signed mapleleaf”

“I sure hope Spinny doesn't see that Tequila cuz she'll hog it all for her magical trail brew concoction thing.”

“You guys can have the tequila, bleh! I will sit in the corner and sip my whiskey

”

“gee you booze hog...”

“you know when i consider that Aunt Lois was married for over 60 years to a lousy alcoholic and now she is finally free, what am i bummed for? we should be celebrating!

damn, she's better off than i am!!!

soon as steve has left the building, pour me one, would ya?”

“he's gone. then my mother called, damn her freaking toxic mouth. i've had three shots now.”

“Chinese Sex


While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does
not use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to
find his #&%!$ covered with purple spots.. Horrified, he immediately
goes to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anyth ing like this before, orders some
tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man
returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news
for you
---
you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of
here.
We know very little about it.'
The man looks a little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, Doc.'

The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to
have to amputate your #&%!$.'

The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'

The doctor repl ies: 'Well , it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but
surgery is your only choice.'

The next day the man seeks out a Chinese doctor figuring that he'll
know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his #&%!$ and proclaims: 'Ah, yes,
Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease.'
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I al ready know that but what
can we do?
My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my #&%!$!'

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta,
always want to opelate.
Make more money that way. No need to opelate!'

'Oh, Thank God!' the man replies.

' Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'You no worry! Wait two weeks.
Faw off by itself.”

“insert #&%!$ with P E N I S
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“thanks DORK. That joke makes more sense now that you cleared that up”

“LMAO”

“just dropping in for a few shots. i think i'm going to take a hot soak in the bathtub. i'm usually a shower girl, but somehow this sounds good.”

“Keep the scotch flowing, the Short Yellow Bus will pull up here soon.”

“What the hell? How did you beat me over here Chili? Sorry guys, but the Short Yellow Bus is ummmmm...now the Shorter Yellow Bus. The fire hydrant on the corner kinda got in the way.

Scotch? What's good with Scotch? Never mind, just gimme a tall pilsner.”

“The best thing to have with scotch is nothing.

Sometimes I will have it with soda, but I prefer it neat.”

“Here is a cute McCain joke.

John McCain's Tactics
You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.

There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated.

The following letter from John McCain was intercepted by the staff at the mental health facility, treating Hinckley.

To: John Hinckley

From: John McCain

My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country’s new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness
throughout.

My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best Wishes,

John and Cindy McCain

PS: Barack Obama has been f*!#*ng Jodie Foster, just thought you should know.

OK, I'm ready for a shot!”

“WTF? That lucky bastard not only gets to be president, but he gets to tag Jodie Foster too?

Dammit, where is the justice in this world?”

“Hot baths rock! Of course it could be better, it could have been a jacuzzi. But I feel nice and clean and soft and smooth and warm. Another double please?”

“May this po while folk have a drink please?”

“i didn kno ya'll was...

but no problem sweetheart!”

“Well always on the brink LOL, now probably will with the layoffs and crap. Can I blame taht on Obama or do I still have to blame everything on bush?”

“well i think we can start blaming Obama now, it's never to soon to bash the next guy; is it? didn't they start on Bush while Clinton was still in office?”

“yes, yes they did LOL”

“I think I'll get loaded tonight. A good hangover is in order. Thank god I have 50 lbs of potatoes.
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“Well, thats ok, I guess I can officially be a red neck now, sittin' on my trailor steps thowing beer cans in the ayrd lol,...well, cmb can anyway LOL Guess I should start spewing out kids, maybe get one of those fancy redistribution checks our new president is promising from the guberment each month lol
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“me too! except for the potato part, don't got none”

“I need to learn to like chewing tobaccy i think.”

“OH!!!! I need to get me one of those fancy moomoo dress thingies for hanging out in LOL”

“dagn its amzing how much a bottel of jim can mes you up LOL fast too. Oh byo!”

“man oh man, you sure said it babydoll!
time for me to go find the bottle”

“I'd share inme butt I want ti lal tonight”

“that's ok, i got my own handle.”

“total handle on thingsdd”

“where'd everyone go? DANG spirit, you go down fast”

“well i keep thinking if stay up late enough someone will come and talk to me. silly; isn't it? Pamela would say so.
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“I could use a drink after 5 hours at the mall.”

“Heinkein keg for the train ride home today!”

“time to belly up; who's pouring?”

“well i've been pouring my own all damn night. is anyone coming in at all?”