Sacco's NY Social Lounge

“That still doesn't make sense.”

“It's October because they're BOO-bies.”

“yes it does... Why hold a campaign to make people aware of something that is right in front of their eyes? (That would be like having a Global Warming awareness month)..

No you have to wait until they are less obvious, then you have the campaign..

I mean just look at the state of Ohio.. You don't see, McCain trying to register republicans.. Why? Because they are already registered..

Now the Democrats, well they are not registered, so Obama's people are out there making sure that they are.. And then just in case the first registration is lost, they ask them to register again...

makes sense to me...

'32oz”

“It only makes sense if you're one of those guys who isn't always aware of them.”

“Who starts talking politics in a BAR, anyway?     < SHEESH >

What's next?     Religion?       < Sheesh Almighty >

”

“they have a different awareness month for those guys..

'32oz
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“how come mean boobs never sag?


god must be a man (see how I brought religion into it)?”

“hey is dizzy here? can someone shoot me a shot?”

“may I have a drink please...”

“a bit earlier, isn't it?”

“Yes...and I will have 2”

“line up four”

“4? Oh, hell, have you split personalities yet again?”

“Tequila please!!!!! It's time to PARRRRTAY!
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“there's nothing split about us. but i can.
*motions to knife at hip*”

“can i know have a drink”

“Never to early to drink hyway!

Yo D, I poured a bunch of drinks and you left. Whatcha want?”

“anything but a girly drink”

“Tequila sunset!!!!!!!”

“im really confused on who 2 vote 4 they all sound the same.i would vote 4 mccain cause hes a warrior”

“that talk s'not allowed here! someone shut him up please.”

“*amashes him over the head with a bottle*

Like that?”

“Sweet! who the f is he anyway?”

“

”

“where the hell is everybody?”

“I am so here”

“good! let's start all over again, i'll serve!”

“what's on tap?
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“no you don't, you aren't good to go. sit down. bar is mine!

*breaks out the whiskey, slams down 3 glasses and pours doubles*

this first round is called, "Life Sucks and Then You Die"”

“here's to something better on the other side!

oh please dear God please.”

“that is a pretty stiff drink. it's not's what's you have but what you have left behind.”

“put your glasses down for a refill girls.
*pours second round of double shots*

ok, lift em up,

To Those Left Behind!”

“Sorrow does not last forever, but Love Does!”

“true dizzybtch,

but the lost of love one sucks. big time

pour me another please”

“complete the word ....

dayloosh”

“yeah it sucks. it's true that only the good die young. we lost our daddy when he was only 47.

fvck, i'm going to live forever.

all right girls, but lets get some munchies on the counter first. hang on....
*disappears under bar, comes up with a few bowls and bags*

ok, we got pretzels, bbq chips, and peanuts.
*busts the bag of peanuts and they fly everywhere!*

Oops! oh well, eat up, drop down your glasses girlys.
*pours another round*”

“complete the word #2

tre-tal-”

“To All The Good People who left us to early!”

“want a hint?”

“*picks up "o"

here, you dropped this”

“word #1

anal

as in, daylooshanul

word #2

tity

as in, tre-tal-tity
drop the leading Ts

reality”

“something smells funny in here, you smell that? like old potatos, meat gone bad, toenail clippings and other filthy things? when was the trash last emptied in here?”

“that smell is your brain + ear wax”

“
I just talked to the weatherman
It's gonna rain on me today
I dropped my bubblegum in the sand
And I had to throw it away

I got out of bed, scratched my watch and wound my head
I'm so mixed up that I can't think
I'm gonna build me a bar in the back of my car
And drive myself to drink

There's a little black cloud raining down on my head
Washin' all my dreams away
Every stoplight I see turns red
I guess it just ain't my day

I might as well give up, my mind's an empty cup
I'm a ship gettin' ready to sink
I'm gonna put a bar in the back of my car
And drive myself to drink

[inst. break]

I just talked to the weatherman
It's gonna rain on me today
I dropped my bubblegum in the sand
And I had to throw it away

I got out of bed, scratched my watch and wound my head
I'm so mixed up I can't think
I'm gonna build me a bar in the back of my car
And drive myself to drink,   sha-la!
Drive myself to drink



"Bar In My Car"
 Tom Butt or Davis/Smith (?)

”

“to all the sweeties out there and past pressent and future lovers!”

“hey spirit, pour me one would ya? double vodka, neat.”

“me too!”