Sacco's NY Social Lounge

“When does happy hour start here?”

“Ooooh Zima is serious trouble. With lime in the summer. Excellent on a hot day. [i]dreaming of summers on the patio..sht dreaming of building a patio.”

“Hey anyone know any jokes about germans? There is a german at work who was slinging irsh jokes about so I need to get back at him :)

Give me a pina colada :D”

“lz - does happy hour ever end here?”

“Zima always gave me the worst headaches.

BTW- when does Wounded Knee go on stage?”

“Trudy is an idiot. Just ignore her.

Too early yet for a drink, but I'll be wanting one by lunch time.
Happy Friday all!

Maybe Gemini has some jokes about Germans. She is German afterall.”

“One German a Philosopher
Two Germans a Debate
Three Germans a War”

“9:00 Nigel.

In the meantime, I'd like a beer please.”

“I'd like 2 beers after reading the last couple of crazy threads.”

“Wounded Knee is going to entertain us? Yay!

Whatcha been reading lumberzac?”

“Pixie must have missed the whole "I touch myself thread."”

“Yeah, I didn't go to those threads....”

“At least I sign on as my alter ego to have an argument with myself. Tree doesn't even bother. Sheesh!”

“Knock Knock

Who's there?

Gestapo

Gestapo who?

Ve Vill ask ze Questions!”

“I performed last Friday night to the shock and horror of several patrons of a favorite after work hot spot. During many visits with attorneys all week, the first thing they say to me is, "I hear you are something of a rock...I mean Rap star."

Word traveled fast that I get off standing up in front of people with a microphone imitating Sir-Mix-Alot.”

“How do you make a German chocolate cake?
First, you occupy der kitchen.


Do you know why Germans build such high-quality products?
So they won't have to go around being nice while they fix them.


Happiness is a German cook who doesn't.


A World War II pilot from Brooklyn was reminiscing before school
children about a hairy dogfight he was involved in with German
pilots.
"The situation was looking grim," he said. "There I was, flying
along, when all of a sudden I'm surrounded by them German fokkers.
I look at three o'clock and there's two fokkers...I look at twelve
o'clock, and there's two more fokkers coming toward me. I look
behind me at six o'clock, and there's three more fokkers--"
At this point, several of the children start giggling, and the
teacher interrupts the pilot. "I think I should point out that
'Fokker' was the name of the type of aircraft made by the
German-Dutch aircraft company."
"That's true enough, miss" says the pilot, "only these fokkers
was Stukas!"



Why are there so many tree-lined streets and leafy lanes in France?
Germans like to march in the shade!”

“hyway is full of material tonight. I think we could say we are having an open mic night for standup!

Pass that pitcher of pale ale my way!”

“all I know is I am stuck here at work and some how it is all your fault trail talkers!!!

so who here is buying me a drinkiepooh?”

“It's payday! I'll buy you a tasty beverage maple! What'll ya have?”

“There's a pitcher of pale ale goin round if you'd like some of that.”

“nope I am a white wine kinda gal”

“I have a six pack of Blue Moon waiting for me for the train ride home.

Hey, I will take some of that ale before I split!”

“a six pack? how long is the ride?
15 mins?”

“40”

“so one beer per 6 mins?

you freakin lush



ps I am jealous”

“French is the language to converse in.

English is the language to write in.

Russian is the language to curse in.

Spanish is the language to pray and make love in.

German is the language to drive pigs in.”

“bit, gem is going to kick your butt for that last one

been nice knowing ya


ps, I am going to email her right now!”

“Hey, somebody wanted German jokes, that's the only one I know.”

“I must be to sober , beacause I didnt get it.

but gem got the email

moooaahwwwwww


later all.”

“I'd rather make love in Italian or French, thanks. ; )

I don't know any curse words in Russian. Someone enlighten me.”

“Make love in Itialian or French? Bah... I'd much rather have efficient German sex :D

j/k.

I'm fine with english myself. I know all the 4 letter words already.


lift your face and say,

Like this. ;)”

“hello...remember me???
the nice german lady from South Carolina!!!


Do you know why Germans build such high-quality products?

So they won't have to go around being nice while they fix them.
last edited: 2/11/05 6:22:56 PM”

“so is anyone hiking this weekend?”

“I was going to hike, but my peeps moved the date to Sunday. Can't do Sunday...

Not sex with an Italian or French! In! As in the language. I think those languages are far more romantic is all. Perhaps it's from living in LA...

Efficient sex? Hmmm.

from Dictionary.com

ef·fi·cient ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-fshnt)
adj.
Acting directly to produce an effect: an efficient cause. See Synonyms at effective.

Acting or producing effectively with a minimum of waste, expense, or unnecessary effort.
Exhibiting a high ratio of output to input.”

“Barkeep!

Another pitcher! It's getting sort of warm in here....

Thanks! Keep the change...”

“I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer ....”

“I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain”

“Hey, am I allowed to drink at work now htat I have my own office?”

“Where da Bacon Rings At?????????????????”

“Is that a special on the menu tonight?”

“it comes with a bloody mary”

“Extra spicy please.”

“Hey, there is a hair in mine! Can I get a new plate?”

“What kind of hair?”

“sure

”

“Thick and curly”

“was the hair in your bloody mary? or on your bacon ring?”

“bacon ring. Can I get another bloody mary? It was good!”