TT Christmas ornament exchange

“You know Brich and Sass are reading this and laughing crazy at us. LOL!”

“Hey --- I've got deadlines!”

“Y'all think she meant 1045PM?”

“They stopped at a bar.”

“you're right.... She didn't say AM or PM

      shazbat.”

“Tilt, your ornament is on its way.”

“uh-oh.”

“Dang...I just got back from shopping and though "when I get home my name will be waitng in my in box...." but nooooo....!

:-(”

“I am now in a different state. New Jersey and still no word

your killing me sassy!

I can not wait to send out my laundry lint. you lucky person you”

“I just got an e-mail from Sass.....she cancelled the exchange because hardly anyone was looking forward to it.”

“LOL! You're so full of it!”

“Folks, she's in the Eastern time zone.”

“Which means we won't find out intil 10:45 TOMORROW, I think.”

“They must tell time a little differently in Michigan than we do in the South.”

“OK...she musta meant PM...sigh....”

“This is the clock I use.   It's a bit unwieldy, but it's reeeeeally accurate.

          But What The Hell Time Is It NOW, you may ask?

”

“If she waits till PM it'll be Wednesday before I can get at a computer to check my e-mail. Crapolio! Well whoever I get will just have to be patient for a couple days.

Hey is ti confidential who we got till later, or can we talk about it as soon as we find out?”

“We must NEVER talk about it.”

“Rule number two of Ornament Exchange Club is you DO NOT talk about Ornament Exchange Club!

I look down this list and I see a lot of new faces. That means a lot of you have been breaking the first two rules...”

“Dang, I forgot the drawing is at some point today. I still have to get an ornament! Anyone else find that its easier buying an ornament for the exchange once you actually know WHO you're giving to?”

“rule number two. do not look down the list”

“Well, if the list would quit bending over directly in front of me then maybe I could quit looking down it. It's NOT MY FAULT!!!”

“dude you really need to stop looking down the list. does wife know about your problem with lists?”

“dag I was all excited allllll day to get home and log on....”

“that's why she's an ex-wife, Maple! HA!”

“touchat”

“ieve: The Grinch kidnapped Sass!!!!!
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“Well they are getting some crappy weather up there, and she said she was having trouble with her foot for some reason, so maybe she is just moving extra slow because of those things, or she got stuck at work for one reason or another. That happens to me all the time. If it was the Grinch then it's ok cuz he'll bring her back after giving her a good sled ride.”

“WTF
say it ain't soooooo


bastard!”

“freakin' grinch.”

“a good sled ride?

umm ok. but does birch know anything about this?”

“Perhapse it's all an elaborate scheme and Sass actually IS the Grinch, and this was all planned just so she could watch our poor little hearts break when she figured out a way to keep the TT christmas ornament exchange from coming! GASP! Say it aint so!”

“Dammit it all, I forgot to use my lawyer skills to determine exactly what she said this morning.

While it merely looked like she said "I will post around 1045"...what it actually MEANT was "I will do it when I am good and damn well ready".”

“a good sled ride?

umm ok. but does birch know anything about this?”
mapleleaf
3:22:37 PM
12/01/07


SSSHHH! Maple, It's best if he finds out on his own. It's not our place.”

“ok but if she gets a sleigh ride from the grinch, will she come back green?


hey what do we get out of this for not tell birch about sass running off with the grinch?”

“Okay, okay. I am so sorry. I got stuck at work an extra hour, then had to go straight from there to a birthday party for my aunt. I really had no intention of making you guys wait so long. I apologize. I really wanted to get the list posted before work.

So here it is:

JB2836 drew Graska

Chappy drew Tarabull

Sweetpeastu drew XL400236

MtnSteve drew Gojo

Smiley Girl drew Pinkbubelz

Jimmy San drew Gremlin

Spam drew Nowslimmer

Hyway drew Pamela

Carlette drew Buddha Bear

Sassafras drew ENS

Birch drew Chappy

MarkO drew Lizs

Divinity drew Jackstraw

Treebait drew Precision

Nurse Goodbody drew OM

Lyra drew Nimblefoot

ChuckD drew Chili

ENS drew Stew

Twigeater drew Ewker

Roam Around drew Pedxing

Crazygurl drew RichB

Ramblin Rev drew Troutbum

Creek Dancer drew Ramblin Rev

Ewker drew Roam Around

Matahari hiker drew Mainebear

Stew drew Creek Dancer

Honeybunches drew Tilt

Ruby drew Honeybunches

Songbyrd drew Crazygurl

Dhutch drew MarkO

Meangreen drew Dhutch

Mapleleaf drew Stikmon

LyndyS drew JB2836

Stikmon drew Sassafras

Chili drew Matahari Hiker

Gremlin drew Treebait

Precision drew Hyway

Om drew Divinity

Nimblefoot drew Wounded Knee

RichB drew Mapleleaf

Wounded Knee drew Sweetpeastu

nonconformist drew Meangreen

Tarabull drew ChuckD

Embear drew Spam

mainebear drew Nonconformist

XL400236 drew Smileygirl

Graska drew Mtn Steve

Lizs drew Jimmysan

Jackstraw drew LyndyS

Pamela drew twigeater

Pedxing drew Lyra

Troutbum drew Songbyrd

Pinkbubelz drew Embear

Gojo drew Ruby

Buddha Bear drew Nurse Goodbody

Nowslimmer drew Carlette”

“Oh just never mind! She posted.
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“WOOHOO!!! Thanks SASS!!!!”

“Oh right now no one has anything to say? WTF”

“Woo Hoo! Buddha Bear drew NGB. Now I can "read" her Maxim ornament when it gets here!”

“sass you should have heard what meanie was saying about you and the grinch. he said something about you two and a sled and the grinch and birch turning into a snowman. it was really sad i tell ya”

“WHA?! Did not! You are the one who wanted to know if she would turn green from doing it with the grinch!”

“well yes, i wanted to know. but you were the one that suggested that grinch was taking her for a SLED RIDE *wink wink*

your a mean one meangreen..

hahah love it!”

“so sass are ya green?”

“Birch = The Grinch. The man never helps me with the Xmas tree! And no, I haven't turned green anywhere except where I got smooshed in the car door. That's just bruising. =)


Email has been sent out to everyone but PRECISION. I can't get your email to take any emails from me. I need you to email me a different address that is usable please. I keep on getting the message that it's an alias email account or something. I tried making a mailing just to you, alone, and the mass mailing.”

“shameless mapes... shameless. LOL!”

“So that's what happened to your foot? That sucks! We really are gonna miss you two.”

“Lyra drew my name;)

Well, it coulda been Chappy.

WK, you are toast. You're getting a Hillary blow up doll, lol.
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“I got squashed getting out of the car. Some 17 year old kid hit my door and pinned my leg. No broken bones but some seriously bad bruising. My muscles are all messed up. Happened three weeks ago or so.”