SBAEBANOTT - join if you're worthless

“Okay, we know what we're here for, the immediate and continued terrorism against EBANOTT. There will be no rules, no dues or fees, no elitist, preppy hiking uniforms (in fact in our meetings we will all be naked, as long as no one peeks...or is that "peaks"?). Our primary method of terrorism is to conduct panty raids on all EBANOTT activities. However, since I didn't get to college until after I retired, I need the guidance of some younger folk, re: panties - do we take 'em or leave 'em...or a little of both.

That's it; I recommend not signing up. How in the hell else can we be subversive?

/s/ The One-eyed Snake”

“I will not join any club that will have me as a member. My standards are high.”

“:P
You're too funny!

Take the thread and run with it!



.... or not....”

“I'll join. I'd much rather keep my panties and take other people's.”

“good point Sass. :-)

now, I think it would be really fun to take panties from a guy.... LOL”

“If you want to take panty's from a guy, EBANOTT is just the place to find'em.”

“Yeah, it does seem like they have their panties in a bunch. DEPANTS'EM!

And then come on over to SWELL to celebrate!! ;-)”

“peeks or peaks...is that anything like your and you're?? LOL...

no rules, no labels, naked meetings and panty raids - woohoo! My kinda non-club, mon...

hehe.”

“no more threads about "things???"�
twigeater
11:32:24 PM
11/07/04

Can I talk about my "thing" if I join?

Snake Eyes - always keep the panties.

In fact the term "Booty" came from Viking College Boys going on Panty raids in England.

These Viking pranksters were a little more aggressive and would take the panties of the women, shouting "I've got Booty!"

The English College co-eds, somewhat taken aback by the aggressiveness of these Nordic Barbarians, were also quite turned on by the whole affair. Seeing how an Englishmen wouldn't touch a women until 1 year after marriage and then only with all the candles off.

So the co-eds would bend over and shout out: "How about this for "Booty" instead of the panties?"

Thus, the quick evolution of "Booty" from loot to ass.”

“bendin' over and "blowing" out the candles

hence, the origin of the "blow job"”

“crazy guy, that bearmagnet.... LOL!

TT Boys* in panties... hm, that's a scary thought...



* Yes, boys, not men... LOL!”

“We should go to the EBANOTT thread and pull a panty raid on Artex, but I'm not going for the ones he's wearing, they might be too knoted up.

And I see MarkO has been studied OE History, also. Yes, any respectable English couple would blow out the candles before most sexual acts, and especially before the Oral Sex.

This is also why winter was much more highly praised and celebrated among Englishmen and why there are more Holidays. Less light meant more candle time meant more "blowing out of the candles".
last edited: 11/08/04 9:34:47 AM”

“if they're in a wad, I certainly don't want 'em!”

“ergo the lyrics?

"...the answer my friend is blowin' in the wind..."”

“I don't want anyone's panties, 'specially if they've been in a wad...we could just burn 'em!

yes BM, you can talk about your "thing" all you want...

You and stovestomper can be Thing I and Thing II...

=D”

“You're all "things"!”

“hey...I'm worthless....can I join...oh wait....what am I joining?????”

“panties?”

“No thanks, I've already got some.”

“yes she does, and they smell so goooooood”

“panties? I don't like panties...commando is the way to go!!! or would that be commandette?”

“did the original ebanott thread get deleted or have a different name?”

“ACK!”

“yo bald beaver, thank you thank you thank you”

“I don't see it either, treebait, must've been deleted! Someone (mattthewebmaster) likes to ruin everyone's fun around here. ;-)”

“It was deleted. I remember.”

““It was deleted. I remember.”
Sassafras
11:51:28 AM
6/07/07

I'm glad”

“Ebanott was deleted because it was an organization for sissies. THIS is the thread for hikers:)”

“sissies be gone!

(but leave your panties please)”

“Then it would be one of those I hate it when you leave but we love to watch you walk away....”

“I don't usually think of women as sissies. usually men are sissies. So, XL, would you like to edit your post :)”

“XL likes sissies?!?!

HyWay, you cruisin' for another bruisin'?
last edited: 6/07/07 2:07:44 PM”

“boyzillian - yep hyway had better watch out or he may find out how much it hurts”

“I think the nurse has the cure.........for HyWay.”

“I'm sick, so sick, infected with ...”

“Ban it all!”

“I'll give you a buck if you can type what that stands for! :)”

“I created it and I forgot.”

“I never could figure it out, but I'm guessing it ends with "Not On The Trail"?”

“I know what it means.

Should
Bobo
Attempt
Eating
Bananas
And
Nuts
Or
Tofu
Twinkies
last edited: 7/23/07 1:11:21 PM”