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“my shower has a sliding door so i do not have this problem”

“And let me guess; when your wife comes in when you"re in the shower you press your junk against the glass and talk in a cartoon voice?

"Helloooooooo!"”

“omg I thought I was the only one who did that!”

“what a great idea!”

“I could have done without that last visual, Nigal.”

“yes, but isnt your life so much better with it?”

“Player of the Bass (Indy)

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Date: 2010-01-11, 12:22AM EST
Reply to: cshesler@gmail.com [Errors when replying to ads?]

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I am a player of the bass looking for a group of people who are not talented, have emotional and/or drug issues, an ego, temper, and are willing to start another #&%!$ty band to add to the landscape of the great city we call home. Get at me!”

“Go fish.”

“It's almost enough to make me learn to play.”

“Manhood Camping
Date: 2011-05-08, 7:35PM PDT

Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin' for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don't want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood.

Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.

THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.

Gonna need some basic things/skills, I don't want to be slowed down by fools:

- must be in reasonable shape, if you get winded walking then stay home
- Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome
- desire to be a man among men
- not afraid to wield a blade
- crystal, I'm not sharing mine
- must be able to make a fire
- gloves
- a knowledge of native vegetation (knowledge of psychotropic fungus a plus)
- knowledge of modern music
- protective/splash resistant eye wear
- 5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use


We are gonna need a mobile music device, ipod or something. I'm bringing the music for the firequests and visionquests, Nickleback's The Long Road. I only have it on CD, so I'll have my discman as a last resort, an ipod would be nicer. Just sayin'.


Dont' want to see"

- bad attitudes
- gay/homoerotic behavior, this is a manhood thing. I AM NOT GAY.
- cock rings, can't keep it up w/o help, you aren't gonna make it on this quest
- firearms, there's gonna be enough guns going off and spent shells to pick up
- the nerds/dorks/lames/and anyone less than 100% into manhood.

If you are serious, then I promise you this will be the trip of your life. It will change the way you think. I'm serious, and I AM NOT GAY. To see a group of bros being men, a JO circle by a camp fire. The charge/energy in the air. Crystals get jacked, no lie. You will slip into a different frame of mind, you will feel electric.

Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there.

100% SERIOUS, NO FAKERS”

“Yea, one of those non gay, non sexual camp fire JO circles you've heard so much about. Were do we sign up?”

“Oh, and protective eye wear....Flmao splash resestant even......”

“lol bet the girls on TT could out hike him!!”

“Worth the read:

Weight Equipment for Sale - Bench, Tower, Weights, & My Sense of HOPE

http://nashville.craigslist.org/hab/3006533374.html”

“Yes - well written!”

“Lol!”

“Funny!”

“"WANTED:

One Rabbi versed in the Dark Talmudic Arts to create one Golem for household of three. Golem will perform rudimentary household chores such as dishes & sweeping, basic Math Tutoring for our daughter in 3rd grade and basic house hold security. Golem must be obedient and fairly unobtrusive on our every-day lives.

We will supply all materials needed (clay, twigs, calfskin parchment, etc) needed to create the Golem. All you need to do is use your magical ancient Rabbinic skills to animate said Golem!

Please note! We are looking for a Rabbi to create a Golem: an anthropomorphic being created from inanimate matter from Jewish folk-lore, NOT Gollum: a former Hobbit turned into monster and looking for "precious". This is important! We have no interest in living with Gollum. We want a Golem. Please respond, seriousinquiryonly."
• Location: Grand Rapids
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3009557136


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