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“Why. What drives you. Are you such a loser that it is your only means of interacting with the outside world?
Oh, of course not. What an inflammatory way to start off a thread.
OK, you are not losers. In fact, most of you are specially unique -- all bringing your portion of backpacker's "wet dream goodwill" to the fire ring? Oh please.
Why, are. You HERE.”
“Well, since you asked... you go first. Why, are. You HERE?”
“I'm here, I'm there. I'm omnipresent.”
“Buck. Thats too easy, isn't it?”
“Because I live here. It's a place I call home. You do realize that I'm not actually inside your computer, right?”
“Buck, but for starts. I'm here because I happen to enjoy it, and I happen to enjoy this company. Company meaning.. the callaboration (sp?) of similar interests, and similar pains, and 'membrances.”
“Well, I'm here because... well... you know... I'm just here because... okay, I'll be honest... I'M A FRICKIN' LOSER! OKAY? YOU LIKE THAT? YOU LIKE THAT DO YA? HUH? I SUCK AND I HATE MYSELF. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. There, I said it. Carry on.”
“Silent J you slay me!”
“I think we are possessed. Matt's secret cult.”
“Is this the "outside world"?”
“I think it is sad. Those who do not enjoy the 'outside world', for those who choose not, and those who can't due to time constraints or family relations, or other impairments.
Is Buck a loser, and why does Silent J slay Tango. These questions answered and more, please stay tuned.”
“There's something in the water filters!”
“Everybody's gotta be someplace.....”
“Wherever you go, there you are.
I went here.
Damn, I'm so "f" ing profound.”
Why Are You Here?
“I'm here because...well...because I'm such a loser that this is my only means of interacting with the outside world?
But fortunately for me, this loser knows that a question is ended with a question mark "?" and not a period ".", so I guess I'm less of a loser than I think I am.”
“Oh you think so, do you?”
I'm Going Back To My Hole Now
“OK, so I ended my reply with a question mark because I was in error to not replace it with a period when I cut and pasted part of the original post. But catching the error is part of my self-esteem workout, so now I feel I'm not that loose.
What a looser I am.”
“Did you say you were loose?”
Oh The Humanity...
“My speelling is horrific.
I'm so embarrassed.”
“"My speelling is horrific.
I'm so embarrassed."
Thats it, you have to stay after and write a 500 word essay on why cutting every bristle out of your toothbrush is the way to ultra lite Nirvana.”
“Or you could just get rid of all the useless stuffing in your sleeping bag. Worthless crap.”
“Wash dem down sleepin bags, dey compress bettah!”
Help Fight Unliteracy
“Speaking of washing down bags...
I wonder how Tarabull faired in her quest to rid her sleeping bags of cat excrement odor.”
“To meet people to backpack with.”
“"To meet people to backpack with."
(and then follow them to their home and kill them.)
“An unfortunate pairing klr11. I read your profile, and I apologize.
(the CS lewis reference.)”
“Well, enough of this! We are being entirely too unliterate.
“Come on now SecretDisorder, klr is not short for killer, or is it?”
“Damn, where's JelloFog when you need him.”
“Join the Army. Meet wonderful people and kill them.
That reference was in my mind. After reading your profile though, I felt like a smuck.
Your comeback was right on though. Glad no offense.”
“Don't worry about it, all in good fun.”
I just like to post
“I'm here because I was over there a little while ago. Then, they said to come over here, and I was no longer there, but as long as I'm here, I thought I would tell those from over there to come join me here, so here I am. Not there. Here!”
“Frankly, this issue is neither here nor there!”
“...yet it's everywhere...”
“I'm here because the voices in my head told me to be here.”
“Always listen to the voices, Aero!
oh, and the neighbor's dog, too!”
“That's EXACTLY what the dog said, Tree!”
“I am not here,
I do not exist,
I am a figment of your imagination,
You only think you are reading this post because this post does not exist either.
If you can read this you are totally delusional and should go commit yourself to an institution immediately because you are nuts.”
“Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
I want to know: wet dream or bad acid trip?”
“bad acid trip techntrek.
Delusion takes many forms, take a look at a mirror and ask yourself if it is possible for you to be anyones wet dream?
ergo the bad acid trip.”
“I is hear........”
“ewe is wear?
there, or here, or hair, or hear?”
“Looks like Tarpy slipped his chain and broke loose again.”
“What do your friends, significant other, or work compadre's think about you being here?
Aren't they concerned for your mental stability?”
“I'm a paid participant.”
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