HEY NIGAL

“Hey, your email provider keeps returning my emails. Call me this morning if you get a chance.”

“I'm not sure that will help because I don't have a picture phone so the nudie pics will still have to be sent to my e mail addie.”

“Nigal, Nigal, Nigal...

I still have not been able to wipe clean the vision of a full moon somewhere's in Ohio. I think it was near a railroad tressel or something.

LOL Four and a half years later and we still haven't hiked together. I promise, I won't wear my flannel and hunter orange suspenders. I promise!”

“You WILL wear the Elmer Fud hat though, right? LOL!”

“did you ever get the package?”

“Yes I did deary! I gave ya big thank you on the origanal thread. Man, I'm sorry. I should have e mailed ya and said thank you. And all this time you're probably thinking I was ten kinds of bassturds. I enjoyed it greatly!





BTW- I'm only FIVE kinds of bassturds!”

“...he's writing Beatles lyrics everywhere with more ferocity than the Manson Family! Does anyone else get the impression that he looks something like this right about now (notice the extra hands - he uses those to write Beatles' lyrics all over his rubber room)

”

“I don't believe in Elvis
I don't believe in Zimmerman
I don't believe in Beatles
I just believe in me”

“Hello all you boys and girls
I'd like to take to the inside world
It's quite an irregular place to be
But never fear you're safe with me...
Well, maybe

Golden hair of macramé
Against the face that's cut from stone
The white porcelain is screaming ayee
Thank God the boy is not alone

I don't believe in Santa Claus
I don't believe in spite
I have no use for beauty dolls
Especially on this night
I don't believe in miracles
I don't believe in lies
I don't believe in holograms
For I am the Frizzle Fry

Andy's painting green again
This time they might take him away
When Barrington starts to breath again
It may just take us all away

I don't believe in charity
I don't believe in sin
And if you don't believe in me
We'll play this tune over again
I don't believe in pinochle
And I don't believe I'll try
I do belive in Captain Crunch
For I am the Frizzle Fry

Yes I am the Frizzle Fry”

“Tell me about that Magellan SportTrak.

How does it work under trees.

Any gripes?

Good points in your estimation.”

“Report to Dumb Catholic thread.”

“Couldn't get an e-mail to you but I wanted to tell you....

You're ALWAYS funny
no what I mean?”

“just wanted to let you know, that I always felt that you were an upstanding personage. Not one of the poopyheads.”

“Ya mean HaHa funny or lock your tent from the inside funny?

I have been avoiding the political threads this week and find it very liberating. I even found my funny bone again. I love my funny bone...sometimes more than once a day!”

“HaHa funny.

Course I also lock my tent from the inside.”

“Hey, what e mail did ya try me at? It's Nigal@care2.com. I know birch had a hard time getting through.

I'm really really really looking forward to October btw!”

“Me too. Yay”

“You have mail!”

“Hey Nigal, you stink.”

“LOL! Least I don't pee in my own Nalgene!

Got your mail Ruby and answered. To answer your questions therein the answers are; yes, no, yes, sometimes, and only if I shower first. LOL!”

“...only if I shower first. Thats what he told me too. I stunk like milk for two weeks after that.”

“LMAO

That's how I would have answered those questions as well except I take a long warm bubble bath first.
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“I use it so easily because you make it so easy. I don’t think it’s being judgmental. It’s policing our own. For example. I don’t like it when black people see me as a white man and assume I’m racist. So when another white person makes a racist remark I’m the first one to jump on them. The same applies to guys acting like stereotypical pigs. I am not a pig and I treat women with respect so I have no problem telling someone they are a pig and they are NOT typical.

Call me old fashioned but the womanizing, use ‘em and leave ‘em types don’t go over well with me. You call it candor, I call it disrespect. You be however you wanna be and I’ll be however I wanna be. And if this is not what you're really like why do you feel it's important to not be honest about yourself? If I’m expected to accept you for your comments then you should be expected to accept mine.”
Nigal
9:21:56 AM
2/28/05

Stop disrespecting that thread, pig!

LMAO! I kill me!

You are a bit old fashioned. Maybe you've been away from the bar scene for a bit? "Use 'em and leave them" types? You act as if it's not a mutual thing? Womanizing? No, it's not. I try to pick up women, yes. I succeed when I connect with a Women looking to pick up Men.

Sometimes I meet a lady I really like. If she's interested also, we exchange phone numbers that night, nothing else.

I've never misled a women. I've always been completely honest with them. Outside of the occassional one night stand, I've never dated a women in the "Womanizer/user" fashion.

And I'm pretty sure I'm not as judgemental on here as most because you cannot get the full picture of a person through what they post. That and it's so easy to get the wrong impression, no matter how frank that person is. I mean, all the other communication cues are missing. The written word is not any way to "interpret" a person.
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“Whatever dude. The number of times you’ve offended women on these boards speaks louder than my own words. But them again, you simply call them prudes and go about your merry way.”

“Damn Nigal. Have I offended you? You keeping track? I would love a list.

Gone on my merry way?

I think I've apologized when it was appropriate. Apparently you feel differently. Thanks for the info.”

“I don’t keep track. I just have a good memory when things make an impression on me. Sorry.”

“And "offending" women makes an impression on you as oppossed to when I offend men?”

“I miss the 'old days' when these threads were to let you know to check your email.”

“Stovey, you have mail!”

“SS - Please check the "Hey SS" thread.”

“LOL”

“Hi Nigal!”

“Heeheehee...how\'s it goin\'?

”

“I was at the Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore yesterday. Went to the Ranger Station and Visitor Center to get info and picked up a bunch of stuff for you, too. It will go in tomorrow's mail.”

“And this is why you are the biggest sweetie on TT! Thanks Ruby!”

“And me... I stopped at that XXX store along the interstate you told me about and got you all that stuff.

I'll be sending it to you in an unmarked package. Ok?”

“LOL Beat ya to it, Buddur. There's a little extra treat for you in the package, Nigal. ;)”

“"I'll be sending it to you in an unmarked package. Ok?”

Please be sure to place the batteries backwards so it won't turn on by itself this time. Last time the post master had to open the vibrating box.

Postmaster: One Swedish #&%!$ enlarger.
Nigal: That's not mine.
Postmaster: One warrenty card for a Swedish #&%!$ enlarger.
Nigal: that's not mine. I've never seen that before.
Postmaster: One book, "How to Use aSwedish #&%!$ Enlarger by Nigal J. MacGillicutty.
Nigal: I'm tellin' ya man, it's not mine.”

“Nigal, check out the Ruby thread. Plans are afoot that you need to partake in.”

“Are you coming to Cades Cove next weekend?”

“No, why?”

“Something you said on one of the threads made me think you were. 's okay.”

“Hi bitpusher, Hi Nigal! :-)”

“Hi Chicky!”

“Oh, hi to you too D. LOL!”

“Nigal, I think you are the one that recommended the website Taxpayers for Common Sense http://www.taxpayer.net/

it is really interesting to read their newsletters

excellent site, thanks”

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That is so my kinda woman.....”

“the bidding frenzy has landed. You da man!”

“I'll send round some of da boyz to collect my cut. Bada Bing bada boom!”