Hey,,,,hold my beer and watch this.

“I remember drinking flaming rum with some British sailors in Japan back in '64. It was the Queens birthday. Stayed completely away from rum for a long time after that one, lol.”

“Georgia Man Falls to His Death During Ballgame at Turner Field
Thursday , May 22, 2008

ATLANTA —

Athorities have identified the 25-year-old man who died after falling about 150 feet down a stairwell at Turner Field.
The senior investigator with the Fulton County Medical Examiner's Office, Mark Guilbeau, said Thursday that the man who fell was Justin Hayes of Cumming.

Guilbeau says an autopsy will be done to determine the cause of death.

Authorities say the man fell during the eighth inning of Wednesday night's game between the Atlanta Braves and the New York Mets.

Atlanta Police Department spokesman Ronald Campbell said the man was taken to Grady Memorial Hospital.

Braves spokesman Brad Hainje said the man apparently fell from the club level to the landing on the stairwell on the field level.

Campbell says the man may have been sliding down the hand rails when he fell.”

“?
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“Two guys with the same name at the same field on the same day??? No way!”

“did that guy fall twice? Or was he twins?”

“That was a good game, too. Watched it at the bar while drinking $3 G&Ts. Too bad. Alcohol can make people do really stupid things. Like continuing to order $3 G&Ts...”

“Rosey was anything said about this incident during the game?”

“I dunno. I think the sound was off and/or there was too much blabbing going on from the two hotties I was socializing with.”

“An autopsy is being performed to determine the cause of death? I can tell them the answer to that. It was that 1 nanosecond stop after falling 150'.”

“... it's the sudden stop.”

“Guy probably voted for Obama”

“Coweta County? Uh no, definitely McCain territory.”

“I had no idea Tilt burned his house down, thats so sad.”

“My Lord...LOL.”

“that can't work. LOLz!”

“Hey.........................they are Ozzies.

Anything is possible Down Under.”

“it may be true. their water swirls opposite in the toilet.”

“I thought that water thing was nonsense.”

“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coriolis_effect#Draining_bathtubs.2Ftoilets

Everything online is true.”

“A man who was attempting to urinate off of the Highway 77 bridge in Bloomington, Minn. was hurt after falling off the edge.

Police got a call just before 5 a.m. Sunday from a 21-year-old man who said his friend fell off the Highway 77 bridge and into a marshy area about 30 feet below.

The caller said he was driving north when his 23-year-old friend, who he said had been drinking, told him to pull into the bridge's emergency lane so he could urinate.

The man looked at his friend and pretended to fall off the bridge before actually falling off for real, landing about 30 feet below in a grassy area.

http://wcco.com/local/urinating.man.injured.2.988769.html”

“WTF prompted that?”

“Beer”

“The quintessential example of the topic at hand: http://www.timesdaily.com/article/20090914/ARTICLES/909145023/1011/NEWS?Title=Man-dies-in-fall-from-bluff”

“Geez. I don't want to laugh but i kind of did, a little bit. :(”

“I can just SEE that happening.”

“Jeeze. YOU! Outta the gene pool!”

“Wonder if he gets a Darwin Award.

I started to put this under the "Life in dayhikers Alabama" thread but thought it'd get more play here.”

“Nothing opens up a conversation like "hold my beer and watch this".”

“Beecham said it appears alcohol was a contributing factor in the accident.

Lawson's body has been sent to the Tennessee Department of Forensic Sciences for an autopsy.

what are they gonna do - try to figure out whether it was Bud or Bud Light?”

“Looking for evidence of a brain?”

“Imagine that "alcohol might have been involved"
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“86 Y.O Indian guy: Father, I have sinned. I slept with three hot women at once, this week.

Father Murphy: This is a Catholic church. You're Hindu. Why are you telling me this?

86 Y.O.: I'm tellin' EVERYBODY!


http://www.bostonherald.com/news/international/asia_pacific/view/20091226india_governor_86_resigns_after_3-woman_sex_tape/srvc=home&position=recent”

“WTH? This guy wasn't anywhere near Alabama when this happened.”

“Michigan......Alabama......what's the difference?”

“True that.”

“Alcohol is the great equalizer.”

“Well yeah...anything to get out of Detroit.”

“Chili, you know well enough that Alcohol alone is no fun. You gotta add gunpowder, gasoline or something DANGEROUS as hell to make it worthwhile.

We had some kids who were pounding down "45" and decided to go out "Mail box" smashing. LOL. Junior is leaned out of the rider's front window filming his buddy when they went " a little close" to a telephone pole....”

“a friend of mine convinced me to go with him to this country bar, they served awful beer... I decided to drink a budlight... At 3 am I had a total of 3 budlights. He had a breath analyzer, so out of curiosity we checked... I was at 0.09, That is 0.01 over the limit. I didn't feel a thing, no buz, nothing!!! I just though I share how close some of us may have come to lose their lisence.”

“or maybe you drank so much you were just numb”

“True.. 3 budlights in 6 hours couldve knocked my butt out... Or it was the country music that numbed me
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“He had a breath analyzer, so out of curiosity we checked...


Ah yes, the old 'here, try this special breathalizer' trick.”

“Now I'm confused - were you drinking beer, or budlight? Or maybe some of each?”

“Lol.... Right... I probably shouldn't be calling budlight, beer... My bad!!! ;)”