Lime Green Jellow Thread

“As long as I don't see you with the dress shorter.”

“I bet the jellow pool dissolves hair. LOL!!

I eat fish, eggs, and dairy...I don't eat chicken, red meat, or byproducts like gelatin. So neither, really...b/c of the fish.”

“And you all eat IT!! Burn.”

“B/C of the fish? WTF? You thing eggs and milk won't get you kicked out of the Vegan club?”

“No, the vegetarian club! Doye.”

“I do believe that I will have sushi for lunch.

Thanks, Lyr-O!”

“Lyra eats fish eggs?”

“And you all eat IT!!”
lyra
11:59:39 AM
11/20/07

yes. But only because you offer it.”

“How could we possibly help ourselves?”

“What about snails?

Please pass the garlic butter --”

“and oysters. YUM”

“vomit”

“No, I don't like eating vomit. You're kinda gross Mr. Knee.”

“Actually, I should have said that oysters remind me of a bad chest cold. Then I vomit”

“You're still gross. =)

Into the pool!”

“oooooh..... Oysters swimming in knee gravy!”

“*chili saunters over, pulls up a chair to poolside and begins to wonder when the party will start*”

“i still don't understand this tread...i guess you just have to be an oldtimer to get it”

“Thriftyhiker, you are the official cabana boy for the day. Get me a margarita, on the rocks, with salt, and when you get back put some sunblock on my back for me. Thank you.”

“I'll take a margaritta, but hold the sunblock.”

“Why is there a jello stapler in the bathroom?”

“and when you get back put some sunblock on my back for me. Thank you.�
Sassafras
12:08:37 PM

uuuhhh, does birch know you're coming on to me like that?”

“Do not..... Do not immerse yourself in the jellow. � There's things in there you don't want to know about.

Are all your shots up to date?

”

“Gee, I didn't know there WAS a jello stapler in the bathroom....


....uhm, I guess I didn't realize there was a bathroom.

Another cerveza please.”

“Sweetheart, if I were coming on to you I'd have you put the sunblock someplace better. I just can't reach my back. Now, where's the margarita? ;D”

“a bathroom??!!...who needs a bathroom when you're in a pool?”

“And that is why I keep my jellow thread activities strictly poolside. =)”

“Exactly.”

“The diving for body parts game is usually good for a few laughs. Until someone pulls an eye out.”

“i said the first one to touch the buoy wins”

“TT without lime green jellow is just.....
not TT.”

“~pulls up a lounger~

Looks like we have the first jello-side party of the year started!

One mojito, please.”

“Gin or Rum?

To me it should always be rum, but rumor has it some people make them with gin.”

“Or hell, is it vodka instead of gin...

dammit, another beer please.”

“
� � � Mojito.... Rum
� � � Martini.... Gin

”

“I think you can get a mojito with vodka as well....hell, maybe I am wrong, I only want them with Rum, but I think my wife may have bought some pre mixed with vodka.”

“it's only lime green because trolls pee in the jello......”

“Hell no to vodka! Rum only, peeps!”

“hey! Look what I found in the clogged filter ...”

“LOL thrifty, I wuz there when SierraMel cranked up this baby, and I still don't get it LOL! I reckon' I wuz elbow deep in diapers at that time, and couldn't keep up.

It duz bring on a smile tho, seeing the l-g jello thread come up again, like old, old times.”

“I stumble in and take a peek
there`s Radagast, wot a freak
& in the corner, all but nude
there he`s smiling, walkindude
I spy Liz as she saunters by and I make a pass
dang if she doesn`t grin at me when I pinch her azz
knowin` me, there`s no telling just what I`ll do
and just like that, here comes a sweetie, Cindylou
there`s things floating in the pool, what I don`t know
but in the middle of it all I spy Sarabell and Gojo
some folks are gettin` their freak on, others seem to relax and chill
I`m just waitin` for things to heat up and something tells me they will”

“that lizs is such a tart!”

“

backstroke!”

“
� � � � sugar free?

”

“Aspartame junkY!”

“(there's some kinda joke there about CAVITIES, but I'll pass!)”