Lime Green Jellow Thread

“Maybe we all just need to relax a little. I suggest a pool filled with LGJ.....”

“Ok, who let in the convict?”

“not me!

What a waste of lime green jello.



























Well, maybe not.”

“i peed in the jello. sorry.”

“sploosh”

“Hey, it's finally warm enough that we could fill the kiddie pool with green stuff in our back yard.”

“

AFLAC!”

“Im going to be out sunning myself by the lime green jellow pool so if the sight of nakid chick bothers anyone, dont come round for a dip.”

“Don't forget yer sunscreen!”

“troll!”

“**chili strolls in, looks around and decides, wtf, since sacco's sort of sucks tonight, this might be the place to hang out**

kerplunk”

“Damn, I am glad they are still using vodka to make this stuff.....the tequila version caused me to do stupid #&%!$.

Last time I hit the tequila, I got married.”

“I’d like to try a good top shelf sipping tequila. The only kind I’ve had is that El Toro sh*t that could turn the Pope into a fighting machine.”

“Dang, that stuff's gotta be cold, chili.

And aged out.”

“Oh! That's where my Band-Aid went.”

“Ok, lets clean this thing out and get it filled back up.

We need some action in here!”

“Hell yeah, nothing like a belly flop into the ole jellow pool. I am glad we made it out of tequila this time.”

“Tequila? Ooh, that's gotta burn certain body parts.”

“YEOWWWWWWWWWWW!


I wish someone had warned me.”

“Tequila!....

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, FOUR!

5 Tequila, 6 Tequila, 7 Tequila, MORE!

8 Tequila, 9 Tequila, TEN Tequila, ROAR!

Slither, Slather, Slippin' on the Jello Tub Floor!.....”

“Hell yeah, everybody sing...”

“I have this visual of Pee Wee Herman doing the dance on the bar top.
LMAO!”

“
c'mon in, big boy....the jello's FINE!”

“Oh crap. It was a good pix too.
LOL

Try this link:

http://www.freakingnews.com/Pee-Wee-Herman_Pictures_24093.asp
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“http://www.freakingnews.com/Bush-Bunny_Pictures_24041.asp

Kleetn's Nightmare ;-)”

“Dear god StoveStomper, don't make me put you on ignore.
;-)”

“LMAO!”

“21 pages of lime green jello tales, interesting. . .”

“Toward the end of May, this thread will be 8 years old. Pretty scary.

I know there's a thread around here somewhere specifically about old threads, hmmm...

That's the thing about the magazine site. Every time they changed formats they destroyed their history (and screwed up everyone's identities and log-ins).


With lime green jellow, you see what you're getting --- it's so transparent...”

“you know, i only read the first page and then i meant to post on the page that got me there and then, oops.”

“Didn't Free Steal the idea from here?
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“ceptin were still clothed over there”

“Pamela, you haven't taken your clothes off yet?!”

“looks down, nope, still clothed thnk Gsoh”

“Some get Pamela some more tequila....the official "stripping" fluid.”

“Oh geez Chili, now I have that stupid song "Tequila makes her Clothes Fall Off" stuck in my head.


Man, has anyone ever cleaned out the jello pool? That blob over there already evolved legs.

Argh my spelling ability is just gone these days.
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“I poured bleach into it before we opened it back up. tree it should be dead soon, or maybe Sarabelle can rasell it?”

“Ah, a classic TT thread.

Come on in Elise, the jello is fine.”

“LOL...ah yes the famous....thread”

“*goes to look for swimsuit*”

“We're supposed to wear a swimsuit in here?”

“Swimsuit!?!?!?!

Now THAT is a TT faux pas”

“i'm way to emaciated looking not to wear one”

“I hope this Jellow is made with vegan gelatin substitute.”

“Horsey hoof not 100 proof?”

“Lime Green Jellow...same color as Absinthe but doesn't taste the same...trust me...”

“*splash*”

“Its hard to swim in the deep end with all these tequila embalmed corpses floating everywhere. Can't we dump them in the pumphouse or something?”