My used jeans for sale

“Slightly holey, 36 waist, blue. No pictures will be posted of me wearing them (or not wearing them). Minimum bid $99,999. Hope for a shot at the Today show.






See thread about the wedding dress if you don't get it...”

“What the hell makes you think that your holey old jeans are worth....



...oh


Nevermind.”

“My 13 year old niece just bid $99,999,999 for them.

Good luck collecting... ;-)”

“yeah, i was thinkin last night that if only i'd had a clue i would have done something diff with my ex wifes couple of shirts I found when I moved a couple of months ago.

damn”

“waits for picture...”

“I bid infinity + 1 dollars.”

“did you loose your virginity in them?? if so...I may would have some friends that collect novelty items like it....

please send serious email to ...”

“Here, I had someone model them for me. You don't want my hairy a$$ sticking out of these things, but she did a good job...

http://picture.shoppingsavvy.com/Ripped-Jeans.html”

“I will give you what we spent on the war in Iraq.”

“No boss. I really wasn't looking at porno! I swear!”

“LMAO @ Gemini! how the heck do you lose your virginity IN a pair of jeans, by the way?”

“Lyra...that's what makes them so special you see. :)”

“did you see the picture posted? you don't think it's easy to loose your virginity in those? LMAO”

“...bidding styarts at $100,000

This bottle has been in bed with none other than the lovely Gemini!

http://community.webshots.com/photo/102788946/102943909uZGbqb>Wine Bottle”

“Heh, I know I took a pair of jeans OFF just before I lost my virginity. I'll see if I can find them for you. And the car I was in, 16 years ago...”

“oh...no, i didn't look at the pic. and i don't think i'm going to, LOL!”

“she is german...lol”

“Besides wouldn't a holey bra bring more than a dollar?”

“I don't have holes in my bra, nor is my bra holy. At least I don't think so. hmm, that would work for ebay. a holy bra!!”

“lmao.... but then you would have to model it (hey maybe the wedding guy would model it for you)”

“Doesn't that bottle, I mean, doesn't Gemini look content!”

“lmao@treebeard.

clem...nope..my hubby would have to model it.”

“that would work, and you can make a bundle for a trip to the west”

“just be sure to include a disclaimer if you are going to use that picture
* * Model not included * *

or you may get e-bay complaints about truth in advertizing.”

“lol,,, good tip there manuka
I am sure Gemini wants to keep her hubby.”

“Seller retains drooling rights for Model, transferable with additional payment.


(Hey, I can still window shop, I just can't use/try the merchandise)”

“Nothing wrong with looking at art as long as you don't touch!”

“Gemini's husbands name is Art ??”

“lol,,, nooooo”