I am the foremost purveyor of crap on th is forum

“I am a longshot for this prestigious award.”

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Peter Boyle, RIP

He could do a mean soft-shoe.


         Puttin' on the Ritz!

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“Paris in again.”

“How to get into the Paris Hilton

http://www.zippyvideos.com/8638788783224216/howtogetintoparishilton/”

“Lyra & ENS certainly have been shoveling a lot.”

“come back to reclaim your title?”

“I wish he would, but he wouldn't have a prayer:)”

“Haha, true dat!”

“Of course; I said it...and I am not a purveyor of crap.”

“I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with that last statement.”

“The heck you aren't nimble....I may say I am often in Awe of your singular ability to produce "matter of defecation" However I often wonder how much is actual "Trolling for fun and profit" and how much is real (LOL).....

Granted I hope others think the same.”

“Oh, c'mon XL. You and Sarge beat me hands down in all criteria: quantity, quality and time on the internet. I'm retired and can't begin to spend the posting time that you two manage. Must be the manic energy of youth:)”

“Nimblefoot, again, please answer. What is your problem? Don't keep ignoring this question. What happened to what you said in your email to me?

What is your problem?”

“Thread title we're all waiting to see:

          When The Purveyance Of Crap Costs Lives

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“Sarge, get a grip.”