Look like a model but sound like a grand ma?

“People will undoubtedly spend their money on this too. But they speak as if cosmetic surgery makes it impossible to tell someone is older than they appear. Not true, I say. Ever look at someone who had some work done and immediately know they had some work done? You too? Many times? I rest my case...”

“no thanks, I'll wait until they have a pill for all of that.”

“People f_ck with nature just a bit too much...”

“Oh, sure, their skin always has that "tight" look. Sometimes they end up looking like a mannikin it's so bad.”

“Of course, this isn't the worst thing I've heard of. The worst thing is women who get their punnanies operated on so they'll look more pretty...that's just weird.”

“huh? their what??”

“what the hell are punnanies?”

“Yeah, give us a hint; topside or bottomside?”

“Female genitalia...”

“i see.

now, tell us, what do they do to them?”

“So they don't look like Willy Nelson?”

“I have no idea...but apparently there is even a beauty standard for that part of a woman's body...”

“Just trying to picture some Martha Stewart type beauty approach to this one...”

“Damn, aero, a razor and 15 minutes usually can do that...”

“That probably won't show up on "Extreme makeover" anytime too soon...”

“Give it time, aero, give it time...”

“Today on 'Extreme Makeover', we will turn this quim into a Mexican Hairless!”

“I'm surprised I haven't seen ads for kits that help you shave it into shapes, lol...”

“Found a link for the vaginal plastic surgery stuff. The page is complete with pics, so take care...”

“I keep seeing the word "woman".... the best plastic surgery tragedy is...hmmm...who?? Michael Jackson??

There is a woman though, I think they call her cat woman or somethign like that. Terrible, wanted to look like a cat.

sick stuff!”

“Thanks Bit. That was fun!”

“holy crap!”

“You're welcome! I'll probably check it out myself when I get home, I think our filter was blocking some of the better pics, lol..”

“all I can say, what do you expect if you try to tie them into a knot? (last picture)”

“Maybe he likes the sound of it snapping back...”

“[runs screaming from this thread]”

“grody to the max.”

“Open on Babs, sitting alone in her office, looking dejected. Buffy enters, notices how depressed Babs looks, and sits down...

Buffy: Babs, what's wrong? You look so down...

Babs (crying a little): Oh Buffy, Biff just broke up with me!

Buffy: There, there dear...Why? Did he say?

Babs: Well, it's a little personal...

Buffy: Now, Babs, you know you can tell me anything...

Babs: Well...OK...Biff said that, oh this is so embarrassing!

Buffy: It's okay...

Babs: He said...he said that, well, I'm not pretty enough "down there"...

Buffy: No!

Babs: Yes! Oh, boohoohoooooooooo....

Buffy: There, there, you poor dear...listen, I think I know something that can help...

Babs: What? I didn't think anything could help that...

Buffy: Well, I know of someone who can help...

Cut to an exterior shot of Dr. Plastic Fixitup's office

<voiceover>
At Dr. Plastic Fixitup's we can fix anything you think is wrong with your body...Yes, even "down there"...Dr. Fixitup even lets you choose from a gallery of famous women's "down there" photos, so you can get the exact look you want for your "down there" parts...

Cut back to the original two women, this time in the bathroom, waist-up shot only

Buffy: Hi Babs! So did you take my advice and go to Dr. Fixitup?

Babs: Sure did!

Sound of Babs lifting her skirt

Buffy: Oh wow! Cher! Me too!

Sound of Buffy lifting her skirt

Babs: That's great! We'll be the envy of the after-workout shower set!

<voiceover>
That's right ladies, call Dr. Fixitup and make an appointment today! You too can be the envy of your country club or spa!

fade to black”

“Cher ???

A wide angle lens I presume”

“pretty good bit.”

“wow”

“I never stopped to look. But now that I'm older ...”

“I wonder what Willie Nelson said the first time he heard that joke....”

“Only on the "naughty bits" kind of #&%!$...”

“Wow, what a fabulous cat. It's huge.”

“aged 
celebraties and this:

awfulplasticsurgery.com/
”

“Bleah!”

“I've seen enough scary people in real life! LMAO”

“heehee, thought it was funny. go to this http://www.worth1000.com/galleries.asp
and check it out. I luv it. specially the Brand Name Parodies 2.

well, didn't get to check out the other stuff yet.”