The GWB SAT Test

“1. Dogs:Barking as,
a. cats:mooing
b. dolphins:swimming
c. George Bush:lying
d. birds:eating worms

2. If person X said he would give you tax cuts, and that the majority of those tax cuts would benefit those at the bottom of the economic spectrum, and when the results came out, only 15.6% of the tax cuts went to the bottom half of the econimic spectrum, than person X is:

a. George Bush
b. The current president
c. A liar
d. Lacking in match skills
e. All of the above

3. The term imminent threat means:
a. something you use to trick a nation into going to war by capitalizing on thier fear.
b. something bad that will happen to you very soon
c. something bad that will happen to you in the far off future
d. something good will happen to you very soon.

4. Sally had $20 in her pocket in 2000. In 2004, she owed $200, and had no money in her pocket. What did Sally Have in 2000, and what did she have in 2004?
a. money:lint
b. surplus:deficit
c. winning ticket for the favorite in race #3:A $200 wager on Gonzaga winning it all
d. lint:no lint

5. Define "strategery":
a. did you mean "strategy"?
b. it's when you don't have a plan, but mislead people into thinking that you have one.
c. what?
d. A guy in NASCAR who is currently in 4th place in the Winston Cup standings

6. Kerry is to War Hero as,
a. Bush:moron
b. Bush:deserter
c. Bush:dummy
d. all of the above

7. If Joey sells a glass of lemonade for $1.00 per glass, and then, after he hands you the glass, asks you for another $1.00, what would you call this?
a. A rip-off
b. Bush Fiscal Planning
c. Expensive Lemonade
d. Unethical
e. All of the above

8. George Bush has passed legislation that helps the following:
a. none of the above

9. According to George Bush, 1+1=
a. 2, but maybe 3
b. 1, but maybe 4
c. My advisors are currently working on that.
d. Dick wants to know how much money he'll make off of it.

10. According to Bush, "good economy" means:
a. I and my friends are making money
b. Huge deficits
c. High unemployement
d. Don't know, haven't seen one in 4 years
e. all of the above”

“Ha!”

“10. How do you convert a Republican into a Democrat?

a. Hire him as a Union stooge.
b. Hire him as an overpaid Union stooge.
c. a & c”

“d. give him an IQ of 140 or better.”

“I don't think the collective IQ's of the ten most vocal liberals on this board equals much more than 140.”

“"I don't think the collective IQ's of the ten most vocal liberals on this board.........."


Too bad the Repubs have a hard time fielding a team of 9, let alone the standard "8 to play". I'm sure a "Rover" could be given to ya......



Good to see that freedom of speach ring!”

“and THAT FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!”

“Definitely not over 145.”

“Ain't it kinda funny what the children say?”

“I don't think the collective IQ's of the ten most vocal liberals on this board equals much more than 140."
Miss Anne Thrope


You would need that many fingers and toes to count that high!”

“why the hell are u posting this late, leaf of maple?”

“That last post was me, BTW...”

“that explains a lot. lol”

“Scorcha, isn't it past your bedtime?”

“what? i'm a night owl.”

“a sick night owl at that : (”

“Whoooooo are you? Who who, who who!

Whoooooo are you? Who, who , who who”

“Speakin' of nightr owls, there has been a helicopter buzzin' my neighborhood for an hour or more.

Word is that there is a "small riot" at the basketball arena about 300 yards from here at "my" university.

Have a ball, y'all!!!”

“yea, the who!”

“go check it out, uncle O!”

“Ah, treebeard the complainer. How nice to see you exersizing your IQ.”

“I suppose it's only natural that Commies would have 'collective' IQs.

EH? Wot?”

“"Ah, treebeard the complainer. How nice to see you exersizing your IQ."

and how nice to see you exerCising your spelling skills!”

“Good one, Tilt!”

“Hey, one good insult deserves another...”

“Yo!

Maybe its a WHO concert!

I was in one of those, before the dawn of time, and they tore the fences down,.....man!”

“Commies? Kerry is the one proposing Marxist economics. Redistribution of wealth is his campaign platform.”

“Hope it wasn't Cincinnati. That was a pretty bad moment in music history...”

“So, MAT. How well did you do on Buddha's little test? You can count THAT high, can't you?”

“No, man.......it was Columbia, Maryland.....1970.

People were really quite civilized about the whole dang thing.”

“woodstock 99 was a mess.”

“Have you found those posts to support your accusations, treeboard.”

“I dunno... It kills me how the AARP Republicans kvetch about "those Socialist Democrats!" (but keep your hands off their Social Security! LOL)

"The Workers Shall Control The Means Of Production!" LMAO

(even if it means buying stock in their company and then getting laid off when the factory is relocated to Mainland China....)”

“Still on that, MAT? Well, if you read the post right after you asked, you would have been given the threads I pointed you to. Not my fault you chose to ignore it and then harp on the point...”

“I wish I was not forced to pay into the social(ist) security system.”

“in the corner you two!”

“I looked, there was nothing there. You imagined it.”

“no it's there.. u have to use ur imagination.”

“No question treeboard has a vivid imagination.”

“You imagined it."
Miss Anne Thrope


Maybe I did imagine it. I'm not even sure I'm not imagining you right now. Must be something I ate!”

“Siss Anne Thrope is a socialist.”

“or inhaled ; )”

“Treebeard, you......awwww, whatever!”

“Man, these bloody marys are going down easy.”

“Not maybe, you have a pattern of citing imagined events.”

“lush”

“And I believe in fairies and elves too!



And the tooth fairy!


And Tinkerbell!”

“Awwww, shoot! Tinkerbell's drunk!”

“Miss Anne Thrope=Tinkerbell”

“And I didn't imagine that!!!!!!!


Just look!

”